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We’ve made it to our last stop on Grit Week outside the new Barstool Chicago Headquarters. Football is back and the Browns may go undefeated. New Urban Meyer stories continue to emerge and conference realignment is a mess (00:00:00-00:24:45). Lions QB and longtime friend of the show Jared Goff joins us to talk Grit, Football, getting traded to the Lions, the non PI in the NFC Championship Game, Dan Campbell, Detroit fans and more (00:24:45-00:52:24). Mt Rushmore of things that are fun to do once (00:52:24-01:19:06). Hurt or injured recap of all of Grit Week and we say goodbye to Billy Football (01:19:06-01:47:22).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

We are on Day 3 of Grit Week and Podcasting from a hole in the middle of Ohio that we dug ourselves. MLB trade deadline and the Mets are giving up. Is the US Women’s team bad at soccer now (00:00:00-00:17:47)? Hot Seat/Cool Throne including CFB realignment and a live cat joins the show (00:17:47-00:40:56). Bills QB Josh Allen joins the show to talk about the upcoming season, how much he missed us, his awesome work in the community plus he gets us good at the end (00:40:56-01:11:05:22). Bills HC Sean McDermott joins the show to talk about coaching, the Lombardi banner in the facility, becoming DC again, and a crazy trip he took with a fan (01:11:05-01:35:09)). Mt Rushmore of GOATS (01:35:09-01:51:46) and we finish with Guys on Trucks (01:51:46-02:04:15)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Grit Week 2023 is here and the boys are ready to roll. We start in Buffalo after a great meal at Wingnutz. Jim Irsay vs Jonathan Taylor, Aaron Rodgers defends Nathaniel Hackett, Shohei Ohtani makes us look dumb and more (00:00:00-00:30:49). Who’s back of the week including aliens and Billy (00:30:49-00:48:09). Lions Head Coach Dan Campbell joins the show to talk about Grit, the climb the Lions are on, running hot, burying football tape, smashing things in his first NFL interview, and talking about football until we cry (00:48:09-01:18:24). Mt Rushmore of recurring guests was a very bad idea but we did it any (01:18:24-01:41:16). Random name generator to decide who has to shave their face plus Monday Reading (01:41:16-01:50:55).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Football is back and with that injuries. Thankfully Joe Burrow seems to be ok and we talk the selfless Aaron Rodgers taking less money (00:00:00-00:16:41). Colorado to the Big 12 and the Fleck Bank in Minnesota is too big to fail (00:16:41-00:36:16). LeSean McCoy joins the show to talk about his career, his spiciest takes, females only parties, spoiling movies and tons more (00:36:16-01:24:29). Mt Rushmore of easy tasks that make you feel accomplished (01:24:29-01:49:09) plus we finish with Fyre Fest (01:49:09-02:05:01).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

It's time for the long awaited NFL Head Coach draft where we go around the room and pick the best Head Coaches in the league (00:00:00-00:29:09). We talk about Justin Herbert being paid and Saquon getting also paid (00:29:09-00:34:03). Hot Seat/Cool Throne and Hank is allowed off the leash and attacks PFT for bad reporting by Leroy's Ghost (00:34:03-01:00:27). Brian Harman joins the show to talk about winning the Claret Jug, Georgia Football, Hunting, what the english fans said to him and MegaCorp (01:00:27-01:34:51). Mt Rushmore of girls not to fuck with. We finish with guys on chicks (01:34:51-01:54:49).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The boys are back together in Chicago. We talk Open Championship and Brian Harman pissing off the entire Country of England plus what the hell is MegaCorp (00:00:00-00:26:51). The running backs have gotten on a zoom call together (00:26:51-00:35:08). Who's back of the week including Messi the GOAT and bunk bed technology getting out of control (00:35:08-00:56:21). Joe Buck joins the show to catch up on his first year doing MNF, whether or not he misses Baseball, his now rectified beef with Eli Manning and who he will root against this upcoming season (00:56:21-01:42:03). Mt Rushmore of Blue Things (01:42:03-02:01:14) and we finish with a Monday Reading of "Husband Dinner" (02:01:14-02:18:30).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Dan Snyder is no longer in PFT's and Pardon My Take's life so a celebration is in order (00:00:00-00:16:09) . We talk about The Open Championship and Northwestern having a fat weird guy problem (00:16:09-00:31:26). Jake and Billy are still not on the same page when it comes to Mt Rushmore season (00:31:26-00:39:27). We then do Mt Rushmore of manly things that we wish we could do (00:39:27-01:00:38). Josh Duhamel joins the show to talk about his new show, apocalypse bunkers, the Vikings and I think we're best friends with him now (01:00:38-.01:35:16) We finish up with Fyre Fest of the week and the last lottery ball machine from the NYC office (01:35:16-02:00:16).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Running backs are being persecuted and we have some ideas to fix it. Shohei Ohtani trade destinations (00:00:00-00:25:50). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Joel Embiid wanting out of Philly and Bill Belichick being on the hot seat (00:25:50-00:55:23). Rick Reilly joins the show to talk about his new book, semi retiring at the perfect time, LIV golf, British Open memories and Kate Upton Boobs (00:55:23-01:35:11). Mt Rushmore of running backs (01:35:11-01:53:42). Riggs and Kirk Minihane join the show to talk Open Championship picks, who is deserving from the Golf Gods and more (01:53:42-02:20:44). We finish with Jimbos (02:20:44-02:33:21).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Our long national nightmare is over, Lebron James is not going to retire (00:00:00-00:06:33). We catch up on everything we missed this weekend with Rory, Wimbledon, DeAndre Hopkins signing with the Titans, Jets Hard Knocks and we get our Championship Rings for the Waterdogs (00:06:33-00:29:22). Who's back of the week including Dan Snyder and Andy Dalton (00:29:22-00:45:43). Greg Olsen joins the show to talk about his transition to the booth, calling the Super Bowl TEU, his history with Barstool and an update on his son (00:45:43-01:33:58). We then do the Mt Rushmore of Everyday Villains and the lottery ball (01:33:58-01:57:04).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The 2023 Takie Awards are here with over 20 different categories up for grabs including Creeper of the year. Fall of the year. John Madden Still Alive Person Of the Year Sponsored by Queen Elizabeth. Game of the Year. Darkness Retreat of the Year. Blake of the Year. Podcast Listeners Of The Year and more. With special guest presenters. No Spoilers Please!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The NL is officially back on the winning side of the midsummer classic. We have some rule changes for the HR Derby and we want to see fat drunk guys get drilled (00:00:00-00:17:06). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Hank trying to cheat and Rovell losing his mind and going radio silent over the Northwestern news (00:17:06-00:41:15). Mt Rushmore of Triangles. Eagles TE Dallas Goedert joins the show to talk ball, growing up in South Dakota, playing college football as a way bigger player, unicycles and tons more (00:41:15-01:26:02). We finish with guys on chicks (01:26:02-01:36:39).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

We're back from 4th of July and have a lot to talk about. Joey Chestnut is the greatest american ever. Threads happened and we're over it. Hank is taking the summer off so leave him alone. Victor Wembanyama vs Britney Spears (00:00:00-00:26:03). Who's back of the week including Wimbledon, eating, UFC and more (00:26:03-00:59:38). Sam Darnold joins the show to talk about TEU, his career, seeing ghosts and actually seeing ghosts at George Kittle's house, Adam Gase's hyperdrive, USC and more. (00:59:38-01:31:56) Mt Rushmore of best pisses (01:31:56-01:56:08) . We finish up with Monday Reading The Reply Guys Who Won, Repeatedly commenting on your crush's twitter posts is a terrible dating strategy...until it isn't (01:56:08-02:10:39).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The people's champ Timm Woods is back for a brand new campaign for the first time in months. Joined by The Wonton Don, this quest is filled with twists and turns that will leave you speechless.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

We should've been NBA players because everyone is getting PAID. We talk winners and losers from the first few days of NBA Free Agency plus Rickie Fowler is confirmed back (00:00:00-00:29:17). Who's back of the week (00:29:17-00:42:02). Joey Chestnut joins the show to talk about 4th of July, the hot dog record, how he's feeling and how long he can stay on top (00:42:02-00:55:16). We then do the Mt Rushmore of baseball names and then the long awaited Dingers Only baseball draft where we say a bunch of baseball names while drinking some Coors Light (00:55:16-02:24:29).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

We’ve got a perfect game from the Yankees (00:00:00-00:11:04). We rate the NHL draft based on names and the Colts have a gambling problem (00:11:04-00:21:15). Mt Rushmore of heavy machinery (00:21:15-00:35:42). Keegan Bradley joins the show fresh off his Travelers Championship to talk golf, belly putting, and how cool Michael Jordan is (00:35:42-01:02:31). Pittsburgh Steelers Tight End Pat Freiermuth joined the show to talk football, Kenny Pickett, Jersey Jerry, Big Ben and tons more (01:02:31-01:29:21). We finish the show with a movie review of The Heat + Fyre Fest of the week (01:29:21-01:43:37).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

When there are no sports stories to talk about we turn to the most trusted thing in the world, tiering QB’s to make people angry online (00:00:00-00:19:42). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Playoff Lenny + Alek Manoah getting lit up (00:19:42-00:35:38). Mt Rushmore of Taco Bell menu items (00:35:38-01:06:00). Actor Adam DeVine joins the show to talk about his new movie, workaholics, getting hit by a cement mixer as a child, Nebraska football and more (01:07:43-01:47:35). We finish the show with Golf etiquette FAQ’s with Frankie and Trent (01:47:35-02:14:31).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Its officially summer time. We talk some College Baseball championship and then do a quiz of NFL Free Agents on new teams to keep our minds sharp (00:00:00-00:17:31). MLB baseball catch up, everyone brings a story line or hot take and we learn a lot of new things (00:17:31-00:39:44). Who's back of the week including Russian coups, deep thoughts and Billy dancing at Zach Bryan (00:39:44-01:03:49) . We then have Travis Kelce on to talk about his career, how much he loves Patrick Mahomes, billy thinking he runs soft, and Tight End U (01:03:49-01:32:41). We then do the Mt Rushmore of Red things and finish with lottery ball (01:32:41-02:00:02).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

NBA Draft and welcome to Wembantonio. Gradey Dick's suit stole the show and we go through our favorite picks (00:00:00-00:16:55). Marcus Smart got traded and Hank and Max are beefing over it and Chris Paul is now Steph Curry's backup (00:16:55-00:31:08). Elon vs Zuckerberg needs to happen and the College Baseball World Series has been electric (00:31:08-00:38:59). George Kittle joins the show live from his compound to talk Football, Niners, NFC Championship game and tons more (00:38:59-01:20:18). We then do the Mt Rushmore of Famous Football plays with George filling in for Jake on Billy's team (01:20:18-01:45:30). Max.com Documentary review of Jared from Subway - Catching a Monster (01:45:30-01:57:41). And we finish up the week with Fyre Fest and stories from TEU (01:57:41-02:16:44).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

We’ve reached summer and the dead part of the sports calendar. We play a new game called react to the top 8 headlines on ESPN (00:00:00-00:16:35). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the Titanic Sub, Jello Shots in Omaha and Zion Williamson maybe catching a win (00:16:35-00:37:20). Mt Rushmore of Hosses (00:37:20-00:59:37). Ryen Russillo joins the show to talk NBA Draft, player comps, who needs more dawgs and worst takes ever (00:59:37-01:43:02). We finish with listener FAQ’s and a special question from Will Levis (01:43:02-01:57:40).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Wyndham Clark wins the US Open in a much deserving victory even if the course fucking sucked and the crowd was pathetic. We talk US Open storylines and call out golf trackers who don't do their job of tracking (00:00:00-00:20:16). The Wizards trade Bradley Beal to the Suns and Ja Morant is suspended 25 games (00:20:16-00:31:56). Who's back of the week including David Freese, Jordan Love being an idiot, and some Huggy Bear talk (00:31:56-00:57:10). Hot Ones host and AWL Sean Evans joins us in studio to talk about his career, his favorite guests, the future of Hot Ones, and his favorite PMT moments including a story on how he may have saved the podcast (00:57:10-01:42:05). We finish with the Mt Rushmore of guys not to fuck with and the lottery ball machine (01:42:05-02:06:43).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake