That Larry Show

Why the Parkland School massacre was NOT a tragedy • Why the FBI should be disbanded • Sneaky lies they tell • Why free speech is on respiration • How the Parkland massacre could have been prevented • Larry’s bullshit detection device • Hop a freight train and time travel with Larry & Jack Kerouac to a better time • Angry? Good. Listen and seethe.

How 16 qts. of beef stew on a Facebook post leads you to spiritual enlightenment • What “compliment” might make a woman boil a rabbit on your stove? • Why Southern Lent is Mardi Gras and New England Lent is misery • Which “film-maker” is an asshole? • Meet the movie star priest who solved a religious riddle (and pissed off almost everyone) • What you can do to make God smile and not destroy Earth. All this and more!

The dominatrix ex-cop we love • What is command presence? (and why should all cops have it?) • What is the S.O.M. squad and why are most punks members? • Why is ball breaking America’s biggest business? • The #metoo celeb accused of molesting men • Wanna getcha kink and rage on? This is your episode!  

Unhappy with your current God-provider? • Had a belly-full of bible-thumping phonies? • Then hang with the badasses at Sinners' Sundays, where there's beer, B-B-Q, babe-age and  spiritual adventure • Finally - a Sunday experience you can believe in.

Where to meet your soul mate • Why Valentine's Day is THE most dangerous day • Steve Wynn's $7.5 mil payoff and the power drunk punk bureaucrat  • The new abnormal norms • Why Caitlyn Jenner knows more than you do • Why men must get pointy to get laid • How men are outgunned in the battle of the sexes • Everything you need to know about love... and more!!!!

5 Secrets that make you un-con-able • Beware the "P" word (it's not what you think) • Phrases con artists use on you • The book that changed Larry's life • The #1 cause of homicidal rage • Recognizing deceptive signals • Who should we trust? • The BIG ANNOUNCEMENT - A SPIN OFF SHOW!  All this and more!!!

A Hollywood star haunts Larry • Is Larry psychic? • Who are the junk people? • Which EU dictator tops the junk list?  • Why did Facebook censor Larry? • Why getting Zucc'd is not funny • How did Larry cheat fate? • Can you make your own luck? • Why nothing is accidental (or is it?) • Crackdown on crackdowns • Who does Larry sentence to the Quasimodo treatment? • What is the Quasimodo treatment? • Where are pointiest women in the Caribbean? All this and more!!!!

What 2 words most trigger Larry? • How to ID bogus political movements • The magic question that stops safe speech assholes cold • Where in the U.S. is free speech already restricted? • What were George Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV? • Why the Puritans were actually sexy beasts • The Facebook execu-chick you'll love to hate • Who started the new age of censorship? • All this and more, when Larry goes FULL AUTO ON FRAUDS!

LIFE SCRIPTS -- what to say when you're stopped by cops/harassed by the boss/ambushed by the significant other • When to play dumb • The magic word that confounds adversaries • The most powerful sound in all communication • The 2 -word key to invincibility • Questions that can save your job - and sanity • How to deal with a cheating girlfriend • Best all-time movie lines • All this and MORE!

What are hostage holidays? • What's the Holiday Wasteland and how do you survive it? • How many young women did Larry fit into the luggage racks of a "motor coach?" •  What do you do when a psycho named Monty tries to set your room on fire? • Skiing @ 85 below zero - is it fun? • Who is Trumpet Steve and why is he a chick magnet? •  Which form of mass transit  turns adults into drunken kids? • What does hypothermia feel like? • All this and MORE in Part One of this special episode.

The classic New Year's episode re-mastered • How and why it set the compass for the show • Larry survives gunfire, Mobsters and drunken chicks  • Pointy Chicks - explained  • Why you should NEVER look back - even on New Year's (but you will anyway)• How to avoid New Year's blues • The New Year's song that could choke up a monster • Meet Tony Spumonte and discover why he's the loveable mobster. All this and more!!!!

Listen with the kids - this episode is G-rated • 3 classic Christmas tales for your yuletide listening pleasure  • The real meaning of "recreation" • How to get your kid on no matter how old you are • Story time at the TNS Dojo on a cold, snowy night - wear your onesie • Merry Christmas!  

SCANDAL CLAUS - Larry's musical uppercut to icons destroyed by sexual misconduct • Why Larry needs YOUR help - NOW! • How social media may destroy mankind • Larry attends a Christmas parade in 83 degree heat • Facing your Ghosts of Christmas Past • Why Bethlehem is L.A.'s twin city • Why all gifts are crap • The TNS Dojo 2018 Tour - why it MUST happen • All this and MORE!

A woman forces Larry to dance and tries to drown him in vomit • Larry is sexually harassed (again!) at the company holiday party • Gifts that say "I like you... sorta" • How to attend (but not attend) holiday parties •  How getting religion can get you out of an awkward Christmas dinner • When the box is more important than the gift • Your PRE-HOLIDAY primer - listen or suffer - the choice is yours!

How Charlie acquired a 35 - woman harem - and you can too! • When America hoped Manson would kill Geraldo Rivera • What makes a Manson chick a Manson chick • Why Ted Kennedy & Charles Manson were similar • Why Elizabeth Warren could be a Manson chick • Why Charles Manson was the rock star of psycho killers • What is the Manson challenge and are  you up for it? How Hollywood triggered Charles Manson • All this and MORE!

Charles Manson's Thanksgiving tips • How Thanksgiving can kill you •  Coming soon: the Amazon Thanksgiving Day Parade • Death Football: the only kind Larry will watch • Why is Thanksgiving dinner 30 minutes shorter this year? • Live leaked recording of a Thanksgiving stabbing • How to protect yourself from a crappy Thanksgiving • Larry's can't miss side-dishes • All this and MORE in this MUST LISTEN HOLIDAY CLASSIC!

Why mankind is doomed • Who is to blame? • Why Hollywood is a sewer • Find out what Larry knows about 2 guys on the Hollywood shame list • Why Louis CK is an unfunny turd • What you can and cannot say during seduction • SHAME STOPPERS - Larry's new Shark Tank business you'll want to invest in • Sex robots: are they the answer? • Discover who is on Larry's hit list • All this and more!!!

Trapped in a dark, rat-infested basement... how does Larry escape? • What to do when your idiot boss is a "company man" • How to identify (and avoid) company men • Tell-tale words that company men use • What job titles actually reveal about the job • When quitting is the only option • When and how to leave on bad terms •  How Larry got conned into a lousy part-time job • All this and MORE!!!

How Larry beat the house • Larry's "system" • Can you make  your own luck? • Larry's numbers racket • How gamblers are created • Larry's winning streak • Why do gamblers gamble? (It's NOT to make $$) • How you can beat the house • The 2 kinds of gamblers • Where can you find more drama than all of Broadway? All this and more!

Larry & Tony Spumonte visit Houdini's grave - does Tony leave another body there? • How Larry saved Halloween - and you can too • Why Larry Trick or Treated at the butcher • Larry's 1st Halloween - what was his costume? • Screw VR - get Larry's Wish Fulfillment Glasses absolutely free! (Listen for instructions) • All this a more!!!!