Worst Episode Ever (a Simpsons Podcast)

Jack and Dan are back from hiatus and back from reality to discuss Season 17's The Seemingly Never-Ending Story, an episode that contains weak stories within weak stories within weak stories. How do WEE celebrate Christmas? What is the stupidest moment of this episode of WEE? What's the deal with taking breaks? Is this the Night Court theme? All that plus two idiots barking, Bibles Gone Wild, lots and lots of 90s commercials, and Pure. Gibberish.  Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com  Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Shop through: http://amazon.weepodcast.comSupport us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios   Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

WEE are scraping the bottom of the audio barrel with outtakes and pre-roll from our last three episodes, WEE #123: National House of Pancakes, WEE #124: Thick Bits, and WEE #125: Everything's Going to Shit Podcast. What are Jack's four K's? Who's playing Ozymandias in HBO's Watchmen series? Is this an episode of Good Eps? All that plus our Starfox podcast, getting weinered, and our shitty webcam.  www.weepodcast.com

Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #122: Daft Mug featuring stuff even too blatantly dumb for the final cut off the full episode. What's our new format? Was Dan invited to Kevin Howard's birthday party? Is it WEE you're looking for? All that plus Studio Double D, our Ducktales podcast, and a cash crop of crap bits.    www.weepodcast.com

Outtakes from our Google Hangout recordings of WEE #120: Mayoween IV and WEE #121: The Falling Maude including about five seconds of actual Simpsons discussion. What was the original title of Mayoween IV? What color is gold? What does Jangle think of Freet? What kind of butt does Jack have? All that plus jeans & butt machines, bad sync points, and The Gilcast with the Grumple.  www.weepodcast.com

It's the greatest hits of Jack and Dan, courtesy of listener Peter Wakeman (or Ghostbuster Peter Venkman?). Enjoy reliving some of our favorite moments from our first 100 or so episodes, or listen to it for the first time!  Episode 29 (Treehouse of Horror XVI) - "Groophic says: put on your helmet!'" Episode 51 (Every Mans Dream) - "You broke my co-host!" Episode 33 (Marge Gamer) - "I don't know what a Heemus is, but I don't like it." Episode 64 (Old Yeller Belly) - "Then they asked Bart to put it in their butt." Episode 98 (Sweets and Sour Marge) - "This episode has the curse of Meh-ta." Episode 35 (The Haw-Hawed Couple) - "Do you want two fingers? Three fingers? A fist?" Episode 40 (Midnight Towboy) - "I've seen better penises." Episode 98 (Sweets and Sour Marge) - "There shouldn't be a vampire in The Simpsons!" Episode 45 (Gone Maggie Gone) - "...crashing your car off a fucking bridge with a baby in the car!" Episode 77 (The Musk Who Fell to Earth) - "That's what Cookie Monster would've sould like if he wa

Dan and Jack noses their thumb at season 10's Mom and Pop Art, an episode with a couple of famous lines where Homer becomes a renowned outsider artist. What are the two types of Simpsons podcasts? Which Simpsons spin-off almost came out in the 90s? Who should join the cast of Westworld? Can you name everyone who's dead? All that plus snapping the fiction, WEEcoin, full fuckin' arcs, and Wiggum-Santa Corner.  NEXT TIME: Season 17's The Seemingly Never-Ending Story Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com  Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Shop through: http://amazon.weepodcast.comSupport us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios   Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Dan and Jack celebrate Independence Day: Revocation with Season 21's American History X-cellent, an episode where Mr. Burns goes to jail and is also canonically a Nazi. What's in Jack's Dumb folder? What other fluids have a pre-form? Who the fuck cares? All that plus our thoughts on Arrested Development's season 5, TV tells, bee plots, Clapping With the Klinks, and good ideas done poorly (good ideas and they're done poorly.)   NEXT TIME: Season 10's Mom and Pop Art  Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com  Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Shop through: http://amazon.weepodcast.comSupport us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios   Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Goth-adjacent Jack and Dan watch Season 15's Smart & Smarter, an episode where Lisa becomes jealous of Maggie's genius, sabotages her, and loses her identity. What should they call the second Simpsons movie? How much should we talk about pop culture? Is this the break? All that plus Wiggum-Nothing Corner, the Jedi vapors, Pontius Berry, and Smart and Smarterer: When Maggie Met Lisa.  NEXT TIME: Season 21's American History X-Cellent Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com  Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Shop through: http://amazon.weepodcast.comSupport us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios   Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Birthday boys Dan and Jack gift themselves with a possibly good Season 22 episode, 500 Keys, featuring four key-based storylines that may or may not intertwine or actually be entertaining or logical. Who has the dirtiest of butts? What is the only reason Dr. Manhattan exists? What's the number one video on YouTube? What's your favorite unit of measurement from the back of a marble notebook? All that plus two mugs, giant neon mug helmets, Mike Muggings, and our favorite root beer brand.  NEXT TIME: Season 15's Smart and Smarter Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com  Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Shop through: http://amazon.weepodcast.comSupport us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios   Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Dan and Jack bamf the fiction and discuss Season 11's Alone Again Naturally-Diddily, the infamous Simpsons episode where Maude Flanders is killed. What does Jesus do in The Book of Maude? Who is in Aquaman's rogues gallery? Why isn't Josh Brolin Juno enough for you? All that plus The Looming Frowers, Margers, Banjeemus, trigonometry humor, and the Mighty Morphin Podcast Rangers.    NEXT TIME: Season 22's 500 Keys Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com  Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Shop through: http://amazon.weepodcast.comSupport us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios   Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Jack and Dan are back with another season of episodes, starting off with their fourth annual Mayoween celebration and watching Season 29's Treehouse of Horror XXVIII, the most recent Halloween special that forced us to watch Homer cook and eat himself. How will Jack die? Is Grandpa Joe a scumbag? What's a more fitting line for the Bible? Is Dan's mic on mute? All that plus lodge-is-ins, country-fried bumpkin, Vampire Seinfeld, and Classic Literature Lines with Jack and Dan.  NEXT TIME: Season 11's Alone Again, Natura-Diddily  Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com  Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Shop through: http://amazon.weepodcast.comSupport us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios   Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

For the first time ever, we're releasing the very first audio recording from WEE Studios, the pre-roll takes from WEE #1: First Episode Ever, covering Season 11's Saddlesore Galactica. Also included are the parts of the conversation initially left on the cutting room floor, before we released deleted scenes minisodes. After several attempts at both scripted and unscripted introductions, Jack and Dan blindly attempt at recording a podcast with little to no preparation or knowhow. All that plus our original WEE theme song, our first spin-off podcasts, and a very special announcement from present day Dan and Jack. NEXT TIME: Season 29's Treehouse of Horror XXVIII  Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com  Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Shop through: http://amazon.weepodcast.comSupport us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios   Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #119.5: Me Jack, You Dan including more banter and stories from "Dan" and "Jack." Is it easy to tell our voices apart? Do we care about our WEE Newsletter? Who doesn't love Jell-O Pudding Pops? All that plus possible names for the episode, Tim "The Stephen King Man" Taylor, and video games and all sorts of 90s shit.  www.weepodcast.com

Don't jerk us around and listen to Jack and Dan watch Season 15's "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore," an episode where Bart and Lisa get too close for comfort and Homer becomes a hobo and shouts gibberish, because comedy. Why did we lose 90% of our audience? Do happy people play the harmonica? Why was Dan asked to stop using the sensory deprivation tank? All that plus Simpsons Fashion Police, RSJWs, panhandlin', and The Reawakening of Vincent Vega.  NEXT TIME: We're not sure! Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com  Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Shop through: http://amazon.weepodcast.comSupport us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios   Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

​If you want to see what it's really like, here's the completely unabridged raw audio from our drunken New Years episode, WEE #118: Bourbon Please IV: Nunb & Crumb: A Star Wars Story, with over an hour of previously unreleased audio. What did we think of the paper-cutter gag? What did we think of the mo-cap gag? What nonexistent marathon is Jack trying to DVR? When are we coming out with the WEE Studios Christmas album? All that plus lots of scooching, our Pee-Pee Time podcast, all the crap we left in last time, and Sideshow Mel visits from the Bus Stop.    www.weepodcast.com

For Your Butts Only: Jack and Dan get back to their clown roots with an epic season finale/Christmas/drunken New Year's episode recorded live on Periscope with perennial guest Geoff Wolyniec. WEE play a game of Guess the Real Episode Title after covering Season 28's The Nightmare After Krustmas, an episode where Krusty becomes Christian and we forget what else happens. Is this the worst Christmas episode of The Simpsons yet? Where does Williamsburg Will work? Who really was the last Jedi? What is Psalms 17:7? All that plus Little Ghost Man, terrified sucking, sun leaf blowers, Blart's yacht bread, and stupid, pointless Simpsons. Happy New Year and see you after our winter hiatus!  NEXT TIME: ???????? Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com  Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Shop through: http://amazon.weepodcast.comSupport us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios   Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Outtakes and several deleted conversations cut for time from WEE #117: Breaking the Fiction, including discussions about the Otto gag, the Milhouse gag, the Twilight Zone gag, several Rainier Wolfcastle gags, and an extended talk about the episode's Eye on Springfield opening. What does Kent Brockman have in common with Oliver Stone? Why does Jack look like Julius Caesar? What the hell was "Bart of War" about? All that plus Wings-based bits, Chuck O' the Irish, Groophic's Batman cameo and a special appearance by Dan's very pregnant wife.  www.weepodcast.com

Dan and Jack try recording for the first time from separate locations and watch one of their most requested episodes ever, Season 14's Strong Arms of the Ma, an episode where Marge takes steroids and sexually assaults Homer. What happened to our original Bay Ridge Studio? How close is Jack to becoming a hobo? How does Burgess Meredith's Mickey like his Batman Begins DVDs? All that plus Moetic license, racist elbows, the fourth trimester, our Conference Call Humor Podcast, and bus stop pseudoincest. NEXT TIME: We're not sure! Either Season 28's The Nightmare After Krustmas or Season 19's Apocalypse Cow Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com  Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Shop through: http://amazon.weepodcast.comSupport us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios   Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #116: It's 10PM, Do You Know If Your Kids Know About Paul Bunyan? including discussions about a Wiggum joke and Connie's name. What's wrong with this world? Y'all ready for this? All that plus circadian podcast rhythms, pinging our brains, and Warm Warm Meh. www.weepodcast.com

Jack and Dan cry tears of laughter and say Goodbye Solid Gold Brick Road for one final recording in WEE Studios Prime and watch Season 12's Simpsons Tall Tales, featuring three Americana vignettes and lots of hobo humor. How tall are these tales? What episode do WEE want to see in Season 30? Can you name our new legally distinct alien character? It's 10pm, do you know if your kids know about Paul Bunyan? All that plus butt-based humor, winky-winky jokes, True Stories from the Kubrick Files, and the WEE Party Chat Line.  NEXT TIME: Season 14's Strong Arms of the Ma  Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com  Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Shop through: http://amazon.weepodcast.comSupport us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios   Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com