Worst Episode Ever (a Simpsons Podcast)

Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #140, WEE #141, WEE #142, and our Spring 2021 announcement episodes, including Marvel talk and Jack and Dan trying to figure out how to explain the Grogu joke. Will there be dock worker jokes? Did WEE pick an episode? It’s not Jack’s asshole, is it? All that plus manly boobs vs. man boobs, Icelandic screams, and Jack’s new podcast voice.  www.weepodcast.com

This week Dan and Jack watch Season 16’s Future-Drama, a Poehler-izing flash-forward episode about teenage Bart and Lisa’s prom and Homer and Marge’s umpteenth separation. Is Aquaticmann pro-union? What is the WEE Ultimate Fan Sweepstakes Contest? Where is Freet moving to? All that plus a hidden a-Jenda, Kermit D. Alf, Ted Bunda, and The Waldoman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B57bOy2Dzjg Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com    

This week two bad podcast hosts Dan & Jack watch “Diary Queen,” an episode from the Season 32 that uses a weak Bart & Lisa story as a long-delayed goodbye to Edna Krabappel and the late Marcia Wallace. Should The Simpsons do a time jump? What will Jack’s tombstone read? What is the proper way to listen to this podcast? All that plus your Chicago jokes, Lucy Louless, WEE Studio+, Freet-119, and “Fuck It” with Dan and Jack. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

OK WEE Universe, this requires explanation... This is a short deleted scene recorded just before WEE #142. Jack and I were batch recording the "next time on WEE" parts of the current season, but couldn't stay on track, dipped into tangents about Star Wars and Mario Kart, and then (because we're idiots) referred back to those non-canonical tangents several times in the actual WEE #142. Particularly something about Grogu that I won't spoil here.  All that to say, if you're a completist, listen to this deleted scene BEFORE WEE #142.  www.weepodcast.com

This week, Dan & Jack watch the season 25 premiere “Homerland,” a parody of Homeland and NOT a parody of the South Park episode “Cartmanland.” What is the famous theme song to “Homeland”? Are there enough cereal-based IRA jokes? Who is our go-to Matheson? Are we the worst podcast on the internet? All that plus Sal Bean, sad shriners, sad strippers, Wizard of Oz beats, and the Floating City Book. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

This week Jack & Dan watch season 18's "Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times," a vignette episode that parodies Batman and The Count of Monte Cristo. How will Jack die? How should Dan Castellaneta have fun in the booth? What should the good extra beat alarm be? What will draw in the lookie-loos? All that plus shades of jerkass, Marge-a Wayne, Fritz Goldberg, and It's Back: A We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story Bit. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE 139: Ruffio I: We've All Been Crucified, Get Over Yourself. What's Jesus's podcast called? Does everybody fart? What's Dan's timecode? All that plus Star Wars talk, delay shenanigans, and the Ray Donovan of superhero shows.  www.weepodcast.com

It's creepy time! Jack and Dan kick off the Spring 2021 return of Worst Episode Ever by watching Season 31's Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?, an episode where a vulnerable little boy loses his faith in God after his two mothers die and no one tries to help him. How old are Rod and Todd? Who was the first Pope? Does anyone actually pause the episode at the break? What's Christina Ricci's favorite dog? All that plus doxxing the dox, Buddhinskis, all-white Lincoln, and the Cat and the Shadow. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Jack and Dan are back! (A Dinosaur's etc.) Along with some non-canonical parenting advice, here are the next six episodes we'll be covering on Worst Episode Ever this spring. And we're not including them in the episode description so that you'll be forced to listen to nonlinear tangents that only we find funny - it's the WEE Studios way! www.weepodcast.com

April Fools! No new WEE episode today, but Dan & Jack do have a brand new Sync Points commentary track for the real life movie and hammered-into-the-ground-running-joke, We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story. Did Sam Raimi rip off this film? What's our plans for April 1, 2023? Do dinosaurs have penises? All that plus Go Back! A Dinosaur's Sequel, We're Still Here! A Right Now Story, and We're Mank! A Screenwriter's Story. www.weepodcast.com

A supercut of our first three Untitled Guess the Fake Titles game that we still don't have a name for, featuring the first three rounds of the game from WEE #12:  Bourbon, Please; WEE #64: Bourbon, Please II: Dead's Better; and WEE #93: Bourbon, Please III: Forced Feminism.   www.weepodcast.com

Our LOST pilot episode to the doomed 4th show (and 1st video series) straight outta WEE Studios - INSTANT WEEPLAY - is now available on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/JBTeEuyEdcA   For those who like their content pumped strictly through their ears, here's the audio-only of that episode, though we highly recommend you watch the video!   Instant WEEplay was to be a let's play gaming series where Jack, Dan, and special guests playthrough video games. Due to technical difficulties and other factors, this show never got off the ground - it was recorded in 2016 and took four years to come to light.    For the pilot episode, Dan & Jack are joined by guests Brice Bishop-Pullan and Dirk Otis to play through the entirety of the 1991 Simpsons Arcade Game.   What was Matt Groening's original plan for Marge? Can Dan play as Disco Stu? Which button does the Over-Explainy Angry Whisper? All that plus Baby Roy, discount cemeteries, hints of King Hippo, killing firefighters, a multiverse of Launchpads, and crackheads.   

Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #138: Bourbon, Please VI: Batman Smells Begins, including from our pre-production meeting with Matt Stein and our promo recording. What are our favorite Simpsons Christmas episodes? What's short for Santa's Little Helper? What happens at WEE #139? All that plus toothcast, Pickle Dick Dan, post-classic Stomp, and multiple appearances by Freet. www.weepodcast.com

Bourbon, Please VI: Batman Smells Begins will continue... right now. In Part 2 of our epic 138th Episode Spectacular, recorded live on YouTube, Dan & Jack play the Untitled Fake Titles game with special guests Geoff Wolyniec and Matt Stein, as well as take questions and bus stop requests from live viewers--straight from the WEE Mass Grave. What are our pop culture blind spots? What's the Jake and the Fatman theme song? What did ol' Garfield tweet? Is Hemus Jewish? All that plus more season one Simpsons talk, Hob & Nob & Shaw, the regular schmuck bin, Matt Northface, and an epic climax of cajun bumpkin voices.  Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Shop through: http://amazon.weepodcast.com Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Tis the holiday season AND our 138th Episode Spectacular, so Jack & Dan are live on YouTube getting drunk with their listeners and with special guests Geoff Wolyniec and Matt Stein to discuss the season 1 episode that started it all, Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire (aka The Simpsons Christmas Special.) Our epic broadcast was five hours long, so here in Part 1 we discuss the episode while dealing with our patented show-breaking technical difficulties. What is the story behind the WEE theme music? Do WEE prefer Patti or Selma? Did a little of Dan's law-law rub off on Jack? What are things that are tattooed on people? Is Matt going to get paid? All that plus the WEE Merch Store, bi-statals, trinterventions, and the return of our Vantage Point podcast.    Stay tuned next week for Part 2, where we get even drunker, play the Untitled Fake Titles Game, and take questions live from the YouTube audience. Happy Holidays!  Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Shop through:

Our next Bourbon Please, our final episode of 2020, will be LIVE on our YouTube channel this Friday, December 11th! Then it'll be a regular episode sometime later! But don't just read the description, listen to us talk about it on this five minute promo for it! www.weepodcast.com

In this WEE 2020 season finale, Dan and Jack celebrate Thanksgiving AND Halloween with Season 31's Thanksgiving of Horror, a Treehouse of Horror-inspired series of Thanksgiving vignettes... and possible contender for Least Worst Episode Ever? Where do the Simpsons keep their WiFi router? What was the plot of The Prestige? Is Old Turkey Fingers better than Sploof? All that plus garlic-based webcams, Vlad Stretch, Flandersnatch, digi-nips, and PornGob. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Shop through: http://amazon.weepodcast.com Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

This week, Jack, Dan, and returning guest Nick Noga dissect Season 9's gun control episode, The Cartridge Family, where Marge and Homer fight over having a gun in the home. Is The Simpsons too dark for Disney Plus? What are other episodes Homer's had a gun? Will Dan bite the apple? All that plus Heath Ledger's splash, Freet leavings, Gunblor, pod stage left, and a warehouse full of lost arcs. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Shop through: http://amazon.weepodcast.com Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Outtakes and deleted scenes from WEE #134 and WEE #135 where Dan and Jack discuss the passage of time during COVID, Willem Dafoe's tight butt, and Wet Hot American Summer. All that plus Incel Goblin, crying babies, half-gold, and the Spider-Cast. www.weepodcast.com

This week, Dan and Jack watch season 18's "Springfield Up," a mockumentary episode that has Eric Idle checking in on Simpsons characters every eight years. What happens when you die and come back? Is no one stickier than Sticky Crumbs? Will Jack & Dan get doxxed by docks workers? All that plus the platonic ideal of a Wiggum-Lou corner, jokey-jokey gags, the Bourbon Please bourbon police, and the iPhone-Dog Toilet Wars.  Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Shop through: http://amazon.weepodcast.com Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com