Worst Episode Ever (a Simpsons Podcast)

Returning guest Harry Nelson connects the dots for Jack and Dan as they discuss Season 18's "Yokel Chords," a Sound of Music parody about Cletus's kids that also has Bart going to therapy with Meg Ryan. What is "Dark Knight" short for? What does Harry's shirt say? And who has their finger on the pulse of Dan? All that plus Piconing, anti-continuity, and the surprising plot to Christopher Nolan's new World War II movie. NEXT WEEK: Season 24's The Saga of Carl www.weepodcast.com

Deleted scenes & outtakes from Drunken New Year's episode WEE #64: Bourbon Please II: Dead's Better, including the pre-show setup Periscoped for a live WEE studio audience. What is Snowball II's gender? Are cats heroes? Has Meffrey Mulhall ever met Jack's Dad? All that plus Dan's podcast voice, Jack's exposed crotch, and Little Ghost DiCaprio. www.weepodcast.com

It's the 2nd annual drunken New Year's episode at WEE Studios where Jack, Dan and special guest Geoff Wolyniec watch Season 14's Old Yeller Belly, a post-classic episode cobbled together from storylines of several classic ones. Has any show gotten more mileage from 60s Batman than The Simpsons? What's the laziest possible name? Is Jack's rug evolving? All that plus no biscuits, Hitler mailmen, iPad Nan-Moes, Dan throws out the baby, The Gwynne & Hepburn Podcast, and a game of Which Episode Is Real? And last but certainly not least, WEE Studios makes a special announcement about 2016 (and kills off the character you hated the most...). Happy New Year! NEXT WEEK: Season 18's Yokel Chords www.weepodcast.com

Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #62 and WEE #63 including discussions about Barney's Christmas whereabouts and Moe screwing his own brain. Are Principal Skinner and Cal Ripken Jr. the same person? Why does Jack want to convert to Islam? What kind of podcast doesn't have characters?!? All that plus existential vomit, old racists and Dan's new catchphrase. www.weepodcast.com

Jack, Dan and special guest Lani Harms watch Season 26's "I Won't Be Home for Christmas" and compare The Simpsons' writing staff to Albert Camus and Superman villains. Is there enough marrow in the story bone? What will Moe be like in season 42? Why are your parents worried about you? All that plus Jack's jokey penis, the Gay Tramp Podcast and pure, uncut Hemus. Merry Christmas! And THIS episode of Worst Episode Ever is brought to you by our friends at JOQ.com, a company so great, they not only gave us money, but they can develop your websites, apps, videos, and branding all in one place! Check them out! NEXT WEEK: Season 14's Old Yeller-Belly www.weepodcast.com

This week Jack & Dan watch season 12's Skinner's Sense of Snow, an episode about a Christmas that almost wasn't but then was and Homer trying to fuck Bart. Is Skinner the hero or the villain of this episode? What happens if you touch the walls of WEE Studios? What analog solution to HIPO do Dan & Jack really want to have? All that plus wonderful chaos, Willie's perv hole, and the Trump of Hamsters. And this week's episode was sponsored by JOQ.com, purveyors of fine websites and apps. Go visit their website and look around why don't you? And call your mother too, she misses you. NEXT WEEK: Season 26's I Won't Be Home For Christmas www.weepodcast.com

Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #61: Butts and Lemonade including discussions about the couch gag and Marge's Jon Stewart gushing. What are the new oldies? Why is Dan okay with pain pills? All that plus Invasion podcast, hot dead chicks, and Jack's screwy timeline. www.weepodcast.com

Dan & Jack celebrate a Happy Hanukkah by watching Krusty get bar mitzvahed with his father and Mr. T in Season 15's "Today I Am a Clown." What do agnostics get for Christmas? How do you train for a bar mitzvah? And who will be voted off the WEE Bus Stop? All that, plus torturing immortals, poohounds, and the suburban American dream.  NEXT WEEK: Season 12's Skinner's Sense of Snow ALSO NEXT WEEK: Our Home Alone 2: Lost in New York commentary track, coming on Tuesday December 15th here: https://gumroad.com/worstepisodeever www.weepodcast.com

​Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #59 and WEE #60 including a discussion about Homer and Grampa's flashback scene. What is Dan's father's nickname for him? Will Jack ever go skydiving? Bush 41 or H.W.? All that plus lit lessons, 9/11 buttons, and a lengthy spoiler-filled chat about LOST. www.weepodcast.com

It's WEE's Sixty Epivixtery and Jack & Dan are watching Season 10's Homer Simpson in Kidney Trouble, an episode where Homer tortures his elderly father, then leaves him to die. Hi-larious! Who or what is the Godfather of WEE? Why did Jack kill Dan's husband? Can a hooker unblow you if you don't tip? All that plus mild kicks, levels of text, and Staten Island's rival to the London Eye. And THIS episode of Worst Episode Ever is brought to you by our friends at JOQ.com, a company so great, they not only gave us money, but they can develop your websites, apps, videos, and branding all in one place! Check them out! NEXT WEEK: Season 15's Today I am a Clown www.weepodcast.com

Grab that gristle and join Jack & Dan for Season 18's Little Big Girl, an episode where Lisa pretends to be Native American for some reason and Bart tries to marry his 15 year old pregnant girlfriend. Somehow this felt like a good episode to watch for Thanksgiving. Why is it important to swindle your loved ones? How many times can Jack wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving? And where's the Batman sex? All that plus the Mary Jane theme, gravy tubes, and what (or who) Groophic eats on Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving, WEE Universe! NEXT WEEK: Season 10's Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble www.weepodcast.com

Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #58: Voices in the Dark including discussions about the docks scene and a stolen joke from Arrested Development. Is this an episode of 'Ducation? What was Hugh Grant pretty good in? What else was Hugh Grant pretty good in? All that plus Jerkass Michael Bluth and the Hammcast (Not Available on Hamm Radio).  www.weepodcast.com

Coming to you from the pitch black darkness of WEE Studios, Dan and Jack watch Season 22's un-Advent-ful adventure Donnie Fatso, where Homer goes into the Mafia undercover for Jon Hamm and Fat Tony dies only to gets Landfilled. What is the 3rd biggest provider of Worst Episode Ever? What is Little Ghost Girl's first name? And what are the bathrooms like on the WEE Cruise? All of that, plus neutral groans, shitty cheats and the Quantum of Hemus. (But at least it's not DiCaprio...)   NEXT WEEK: Season 18's Little Big Girl   www.weepodcast.com

Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #57: Learnin' 'Bout Lofts including discussions about Lisa's dream sequence, both drugs lines, and Homer's photo gag. Who would Marge vote for in the GOP Primary? Who went on to become President Barack Obama? How does Jack kill the time? All that plus Joe Carrot & John Stick, Ghost Bart, and the Batman Beyondcast.  www.weepodcast.com

Live from a noisy tarmac, Dan & Jack do the Snapchat with special guest Gabe Pulliam and watch Season 14's Barting Over, the 300th episode of The Simpsons (or is it?!) and twenty-two minutes of whimper when Bart becomes emancipated and Tony Hawk is involved somehow. Why are all the hawks in danger? Who is Dan's older fraternal twin? What is a loft? All that plus the Big Three, Pete Pull and our new hit spin-off podcast We Two Talkin' U Talkin' U2 To Me To You Two. NEXT WEEK: Season 22's Donnie Fatso www.weepodcast.com

Binford Tools is proud to present deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #56: Another Cthulhu, including discussions about the attic scene, Hans Moleman's cameo and the Tri-Springfield area. Who is Geoff's favorite Simpsons character? Why is Dan a different kind of tooth fairy? All that plus hover tow-truck drivers, blue people, and Pete Bonerz.  www.weepodcast.com

A Halloween episode... in November?! Classic Simpsons, are we right folks? This time, Dan, Jack and the Alfred of WEE Studios, special guest Geoff Wolyniec, take advantage of the public domain and discuss Season 27's Halloween of Horror, The Simpsons' first canonical Halloween episode and an episode you all overwhelmingly suggested we watch. Why won't Jack do a Rocky Horror podcast with Dan? Are you accidentally listening to a little league game from Spokane? Is this not ancient Rome? All that plus Sideshow Mel Gibson, bad dings, natural holes, and the shocking reveal of the 13th Doctor and his faithful companion. ​ NEXT WEEK: Season 14's Barting Over www.weepodcast.com

Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #55: Octoween I: Church and Sphinct including further discussions about the Avatar parody. Also, Treehouse of Horror XXII left Dan & Jack so bored they decided instead to talk about anything else, including South Park, The Grinder, Hard Core, the Vacation reboot, Crimson Peak, Dexter, Pacific Rim, Watchmen and Chaos Walking. Who does Dan's Cryptkeeper actually sound like? Why won't Dan acknowledge Jack's pun? Will Stinkeye make a cameo in Captain America: Civil War? All that plus Episode VII fears, Rashomon vs. Vantage Point and We Two Are Talkin' U Talkin' U2 To Me To You. www.weepodcast.com

Jack & Dan think outside the box for this spooooktacular episode and cover a Halloween episode... in October! This time, it's Season 23's Treehouse of Horror XXII, where Homer farts to talk and Maude Flanders makes sweet love to Satan. Why is "The Shinning" such a perfect Halloween vignette? Who is the mascot of Jack's production company? And what is the justification for making Jackie Mason drive all the way downtown? All that plus the surprising origin of Stinkeye, no-draft jokes, and a shocking reveal of why the bus has never come to the WEE Studios Bus Stop. NEXT WEEK: Season 27's Halloween of Horrorwww.weepodcast.com

Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #54: News Juice including discussions about Gabbo, President Trump and Bart's fixation with Bewitched. Are Dan & Jack hallucinating jokes that never happened? How hard will it be to consume pop culture in the future? Why is the line for the WEE Cruise so slow?  All that plus fudge delivery, Two Piscopos and Groophic takes his conspiracy theories too far. www.weepodcast.com