Last Week's Balls: A Podcast On Sports & Dating

This week Anna and Nikki welcome a guest co-host, Z! Z talks about marriage, love languages, and being a Z-ero generation immigrant from China. We aren't 100% sure on Z's first name, but we're 100% sure Anna shouldn't try to pronounce it. 

Anna's making big changes, which is her worst nightmare. So, for a sense of normalcy, the ladies tap a verdatem and make some NCAA bets. #lastweeksbookies

The ladies are back from Vegas, though barely hanging on. This is Vegas at 40. To reminisce about the good times, Nikki and Anna talk their top 10, and there are some GEMS! 

The ladies are booming about VEGAS and every bitty adventure that awaits! They're heading out this week, so they spend some time talking seeds and planting 'em.

Nikki's finally 40! The ladies address how dudes expect a perfect makeup'd female face, regardless of age; lay off us! Plus, it's almost our favorite time of year - March Madness and Vegas! 

The ladies remember the Bobbitts as Nikki stares down the barrel of 40. They learned a lot, so will you; like how Nikki wore actual graphic tees. Don't worry, they still cover dating (#twinning) and sports ($330M balls). Bonus: Bobsie makes a quick appearance!

Everyone's talking about it, so are we: Robert Kraft is a dirty bird. We love massages, Anna will get one anywhere and anytime, but this is disgusting. Also, we're continuing to make BDE a thing. 

Happy Valentine's Day! Nothing is more romantic than Anna not ignoring gentlemanly gestures and Nikki retelling an epic journey of a date. We don't know which was more fried: The dude or the Avocado frites. Remember, she's doing this for you. 

Anna initiates a rare apology to a loyal listener; that's how much the ladies loves you all. Next, Big Dick Energy - BDE - is the topic of the day. Lets dick-scuss. [insert dancing lady emoji & eggplant emoji]

Coming at ya from Park City, the ladies and Producer Matt give a, liiikkeeee, update on the New York dating scene for the gays. Plus, isn't everyone tired of hearing about Nikki?! PS: The sound quality isn't awesome. We were probably drunk. That will make sense once you listen. 

Anna reads a ball sac where ghosting turns into haunting [insert creepy ghost emoji]. Nikki's love of boxing takes a bloody turn. And, well, Tom Brady, the divorced mother of 2. 

The Super Bowl match is set and the Patriots are in it again... we're bored already. Nikki's attracting a lot of bees in the hives, and she's trying some new approaches to work through the bench quicker. Anna recalls that time the internet probably [definitely] broke when she was trying to date.

What is age but a number... everyone can apparently fabricate. While the rest of us get older, including Stanley (HBD!), Nikki magically gets younger. Meanwhile, we've got the final four in the Playoffs... that means opinions and gambling.  PSA: We just want to say that sometimes LWB's half-informed reporting can lead to real change. So, be sure to tune in every week to stay fully abreast(s) of all breaking news. #Davenport4Life

Niche is back on the apps hoping to avoid a Bumble Fumble. It's NYC, so weird shit is bound to happen. Also, apologies in advance to a one Ms. M Davenport... Consider this episode dedicated to you. 

Whelp, our true crimes and mysteries are spilling into sports; we're here to cover it. More importantly, these cold hearts are warmed by a Loyal Listener who has a lot to celebrate. #GoBadgers

Season's greetings! Gifting words of advice, the ladies want to remind us: Don't forget to get your mammograms and make smart tattoo choices.

Anyone know when in the 12 Days of Christmas we are? Neither do we. Nikki expresses some mAAjor hAAte from her recent air travels, and Anna learns a little something about chivalry from her beau and from a former Badger... but definitely NOT from American Airlines. 

Fantasy football is in the playoffs, so it's time for the the ladies discuss the best fantasy team names. 'Tis the season for holiday parties and excessive drinking so new game: Drink every time Nikki says "thus" this episode. 

Social media gets these ladies fired up but in the end, it cools them down. After a few dating gems [spoiler: Dinosaur earthquakes], they remind us they're moved on to Badger Basketball... and boxing? Don't worry, they quickly digress into Instagram commenting. 

Advice from 1958 continues, focused on landing that husband of yours. Perfect: Anna needs it to fulfill a special Thanksgiving wish. Badger basketball, here we come! Also, Producer Leslie makes an appearance, with some pretty aggressive tip tap typing.