King Me

I want all my Garmonbozia. - Mike Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Laura Palmer: I'll see you again in 25 years. Meanwhile. Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Doris Zander: Wanna hear something cool? Mikey: Sure. Doris Zander: Do you know what it feels like to be strangled to death? First, you feel the pressure in your throat. Your eyes water, and you start to taste something very, very sour in your mouth. Then it's like someone lights a match right in the middle of your chest, and that fire grows. It fills your lungs, and your throat, and all the way behind your eyes. And finally, that fire turns to ice; like pins and needles of ice are sticking into your fingers, your toes, your arms. You see stars, then darkness. And the last thing you feel... is cold Doris Zander: Goodnight, Romeo. Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Dale Cooper: Harry, we're in trouble. If the door to the Black Lodge does exist, it probably exists at a point in time. Now, an object, such as a door, normally exists at a point in time and space. By way of contrast, a shooting star normally exists at a point in time over a continuum of space. But taken from the star's point of view, it's a completely different experience. Harry Truman: You just lost me. Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Audrey, there are many cures for a broken heart. But nothing quite like a trout's leap in the moonlight. - Pete Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Jessie: Why do you have all these pills, Cody? Cody: I don't like to sleep. Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

TAKE ANOTHER LOOK, SONNY. IT'S GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN! - Gordon Cole Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

I have no idea where this will lead us. But I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange. - Dale Cooper Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

"..." - Maddie Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

It's a privilege! No one else gets to make that move. - Pete Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

I'd rather be his whore,... than your wife! - Norma Jennings Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

It was the mirror! Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Replacing the quiet elegance of the dark suit and tie with the casual indifference of these muted earth tones is a form of fashion suicide, but, uh, call me crazy — on you it works. - Albert Rosenfield Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

We've decided to adopt. - Mayor Milford Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

The begining of our new series THE FLANOSPHERE. We're starting with Mike Flanagan's Absentia. A story about a silverfish. Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

Before you came here, Twin Peaks was a simple place. My brothers sold drugs to truck-drivers and teenagers. One-Eyed Jack's welcomed curious tourists and businessmen. Quiet people lived quiet lives. Then a pretty girl dies. And you arrive. Everything changes. My brother Bernard is shot and left to die in the woods. A grieving father smothers my surviving brother with a pillow. Arson, kidnapping. More death and destruction. Suddenly the quiet people here are no longer quiet. Their simple dreams have become a nightmare. Maybe you brought the nightmare with you. And maybe, it will die with you. - Jean Renault Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

That property is called Dead Dog Farms and it's worse than it sounds. - Irene Littlehorse, Real-estate agent Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

"Sometimes, dead is-" [Dan Crandall is stabbed with a gun]

DON'T LET'EM RATTLE YOU, COOP. THESE GUYS MAKE A LIVING LOOKING THROUGH OTHER PEOPLE'S DRAWERS. MAY A SMILE BE YOUR UMBRELLA. WE'VE ALL HAD OUR SOCKS TOSSED AROUND. CATCH YOU LATER. - Special Agent Gordon Cole Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod

There's nothing quite like urinating in the open air. - Suspended Agent Dale Cooper Get weekly bonus content on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/kingmepod