Sarah Fader The Podcast

Evan and I try desperately to find out who made the "..." in iPhone text messages and talk about several people who might want to give us money. We are also tired and we don't know how to stay awake. But if you're having insomnia, this episode will put you to sleep.

Evan and I talk about things! He had foot surgery. I feel bad for him. We play a fun game where we try to figure out what each of us would in a given situation. I have renamed 2/14 Unexpected Romance Day!

I talked to Erin Khar, Editor & Columnist of Ravishly.com. She writes a killer advice column called #AskErin. Ask her for advice on anything. "Hi, I'm Erin. I write about things like addiction, recovery, mental health, relationships, parenting, infertility, self-care, and my undying love for Beverly Hills, 90210. My work has been featured many places, including Marie Claire, SELF, Esquire, Cosmopolitan, The Manifest-Station, and Cosmonauts Avenue. My weekly advice column, Ask Erin, can be read on Ravishly. My latest project is a forthcoming memoir that follows my recovery from a 15-year struggle with heroin addiction, as I learned to let go of shame, face the truth, and love and forgive myself." - Erin Khar

We obviously have a sponsor. The name of our sponsor is @RavishlyDotCom The reason we are talking about this SO much is that we are extremely excited. We would also like to thank Aura Bishop, Director of Promotions, for our podcast. In this episode, I call Lens Crafters and ask them to sponsor them. They don't know a lot of things. But they tell us that I can get glasses in an hour, they have lab coats and a lab and Luxottica owns it. Also, they do not carry my favorite brand of glasses called Legre. Does that sound French? Follow Evan @Evanjm02. I am afraid that Darren is sad that he has not been a guest on our podcast. But we need to get him on and spur the success of that podcast - The Virgin Chronicles.

I had the pleasure of interviewing Joni Edelman. She is a beautiful person who I have written for at Ravishly.com. Joni and I talk about psych meds, the word "fuck," the weirdest love story you will ever hear in your life and exes. Ravishly is now proudly sponsoring my podcast. Evan and I are so thrilled. Follow Joni @JoniBoloney on Twitter. Follow Ravishly @RavishlyDotCom. Awkward third person bio: Joni M. Edelman is a body-positive feminist, wife, mom of five, editor in chief at ravishly(dot)com, (sometimes) RN. You can find her relevant, relatable writing around the Internet. Subject matter addressed includes, but is not limited to: body positivity, parenting, mental health, cake. Joni has appeared on The Today Show, Inside Edition, The Rachael Ray Show, Weekend Sunrise Australia, Canada AM, and Sirius Radio. You can read Joni's writing in The Daily Mail, The Chicago Tribune, Huffington Post, Yahoo, Scary Mommy, Buzzfeed, other less important places. Studies suggest the likelihood of you being bored

I'm worried about Evan's heart and penis. Follow Evan at @Evanjm02 on Twitter and IG.

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Julia doesn't know what her real name is. She doesn't know where Nowhere is, but she is about to find out as she escapes the pigeons. She discovers who she is on the Nothing Train to Nowhere. Voices - Casey Ryan, Joy Pearson, Sarah Fader and Bill Friday. Buy the book - https://www.amazon.com/Nothing-Train-Nowhere-Sarah-Fader/dp/0999204742/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1516127661&sr=8-1&keywords=nothing+train+to+nowhere

Part 4- Finale- of The Nothing Train to Nowhere is a short story by Sarah Fader. Julia doesn't know what her real name is. She doesn't know where Nowhere is, but she is about to find out as she escapes the pigeons. She discovers who she is on the Nothing Train to Nowhere.

Part 3 of The Nothing Train to Nowhere is a short story by Sarah Fader. Julia doesn't know what her real name is. She doesn't know where Nowhere is, but she is about to find out as she escapes the pigeons. She discovers who she is on the Nothing Train to Nowhere.

Part 2 of The Nothing Train to Nowhere is a short story by Sarah Fader. Julia doesn't know what her real name is. She doesn't know where Nowhere is, but she is about to find out as she escapes the pigeons. She discovers who she is on the Nothing Train to Nowhere.

Sera Davidow has been a part of The Western Mass Recovery Learning Community's leadership team since the RLC's conception in 2007. She is also a founding member of the Hearing Voices USA Board of Directors, a filmmaker, and a regular blogger for Mad in America, as well as a mother of two. Sera identified as a survivor of trauma including traumatic experiences both within and out of the mental health system. Read her blog at https://www.madinamerica.com/author/sdavidow/

The Nothing Train to Nowhere is a short story by Sarah Fader. Julia doesn't know what her real name is. She doesn't know where Nowhere is, but she is about to find out as she escapes the pigeons. She discovers who she is on the Nothing Train to Nowhere.

Evan and I talk about opinions!

Evan is getting foot surgery in January and we might have sex? I don't know.

We don't actually know what this episode is about. There's a lot of ADHD references, complaints about society and the blogging world. We also discuss a man who hid inside a woman's couch. Statia Manger is a hilarious person and I love her. Follow her @OriginalStatia on Twitter. Evan is my Amazon Boyfriend - follow him @EvanJm02 on everything including Twitter.

Evan and I are bad Jews as usual. We haven't called his dad yet and I'm pissed about that. Our ancestors once carried bread on their backs in the desert and sometimes I confuse the Passover with Thanksgiving. We need sponsors because we're funny and poor starving artists. Purell is one that comes to mind but really anything or anyone who wants to pay us is cool. www.paypal.me/sarahfader

Evan and I rush to make an episode happen. There's a hole in my tooth and I don't want to die. Follow him @Evanjm02 everywhere - twitter, facebook or Instagram.

Evan and I discuss OCD and things.

Evan and I talk about penises, the subway, sleeping and more. Follow him on Twitter @EvanJm02