Midwest Matt's Podcast

Matt evades the school zone patrol as he chats about his recent shopping and upcoming vacation. He also outlines his beauty regiment which includes a controversial method for eliminating ear hair.

Matt's enjoying some unusually warm weather in this episode. He also catches us up on his Valentines day and tells us why to avoid the video store.

In today's ass-centric episode, Matt questions why school kids can't get off their asses, promotes the healing powers of twerking, and plays an ass-related prank on his beloved. Azz everywhere! Azz everywhere!

On a trip to take Dad to Sam's Club for hotdogs and groceries, Matt talks about hazards of going out on the job, including the dreaded underwear tourniquet.

Matt takes a trying trip to the laundromat and talks about buying a rug that hides cat hair. Then things take a nasty turn at McDonalds! But then things improve when Matt gets a much-needed glasses adjustment.

Matt goes shopping at Mejers without his list. Will he forget the eggs? Will he take a stand against the nut industry and their over-priced pecans? Find out today!

Shocking family secrets are revealed when Matt interviews his Dad! Also stick around for a bonus clip of Matt chatting about navigating icy Wisconsin roads!

Join Matt on his first episode as he roams through O'Hare airport and encounters security, over-priced Cubs crap, a player piano, and deep dish pizza.