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Velvet Smooth (1976) continues Blaxploitation History Month in the tale of a private eye called in to find out who’s responsible for ripping off King, a low-level criminal running the numbers game. Can Velvet and her girls crack the case, with thugs and cops on either side hassling her? Or will we witness another interminable… Continue Reading BMFCast 568 – Velvet Smooth – Kung Fu Prostitute The post BMFCast 568 – Velvet Smooth – Kung Fu Prostitute first appeared on Bad Movie Fiends - The BMFcast.

Bats (1999) is one of the last “nature run amok” movies released to theaters before that genre became entirely relegated to the Syfy Channel. Bats makes the case that maybe that’s where they deserved to go. The post BMFcast Extra 208 – Bats first appeared on Bad Movie Fiends - The BMFcast.

Ninja (2009) concludes NINJANUARY, as Scott Adkins plays Casey, an American orphan trained in the ways of the ninja. His biggest rival is kicked out of the dojo and becomes the world’s deadliest assassin. What happens when they both clash over the legendary Yoroi Bitsu, a chest full of powerful ninja stuff? Spoiler: it involves… Continue Reading BMFcast 567 – Ninja – Solid Snake Eyes The post BMFcast 567 – Ninja – Solid Snake Eyes first appeared on Bad Movie Fiends - The BMFcast.

3 Ninjas (1992) continues NINJANUARY! Three American brothers (Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum) learn from their ninja grandfather the ways of being a true ninja. If you’re a millennial, you probably loved this. Last week, Nine Deaths of the Ninja lied to us about the amount of deaths. What untruths about ninjas are there to… Continue Reading BMFcast 566 – 3 Ninjas – The Ninja Trajectory The post BMFcast 566 – 3 Ninjas – The Ninja Trajectory first appeared on Bad Movie Fiends - The BMFcast.

Nine Deaths of the Ninja (1985) officially begins Ninjanuary! Sho Kosugi returns as a member of D.A.R.T., the world’s most elite anti-terrorism squad. They have to save a bus full of diplomats, children and tour guides who have been taken hostage. Featuring some of the most bizarre villains we’ve ever seen, does this ninja movie… Continue Reading BMFcast565 – Nine Deaths of the Ninja – General Honey Hump The post BMFcast565 – Nine Deaths of the Ninja – General Honey Hump first appeared on Bad Movie Fiends - The BMFcast.

Collision Course (1989) pairs Jay Leno and Pat Morita as mismatched buddycops solving a case in Detroit. Much racism, zero laughs and one very insane moment late in the film is the result. Bonus: Harlo explains that he cannot see Jay Leno. This episode was previously premium Patreon content which originally posted on December 21st, 2020. The post BMFcast Extra 207 – Collision Course first appeared on Bad Movie Fiends - The BMFcast.

Violent Night (2022) snuck out onto digital this week and so we jettisoned our original holiday plans. I mean, why wouldn’t we? This is David Harbour as a disgruntled, ancient warrior Santa trapped in a modern Die Hard/Home Alone scenario. If you like movies that we like, this is definitely for you. Have a Happy… Continue Reading BMFcast564 – Violent Night – It’s a Wonderful Death The post BMFcast564 – Violent Night – It’s a Wonderful Death first appeared on Bad Movie Fiends - The BMFcast.

The Brain (1988) is our second film from director Ed Hunt (Alien Warrior). While not nearly as insane as that film, it does have its own “Uhhh, what the heck is this?” thing going on. Canadian teens are menaced by a giant brain that eats people and wants a popular TV show. And it’s a… Continue Reading BMFcast563 – The Brain – Typical Canadian Christmas The post BMFcast563 – The Brain – Typical Canadian Christmas first appeared on Bad Movie Fiends - The BMFcast.

Species II (1998) is the unnecessary sequel to the 1995 surprise hit, and it doesn’t even bother with that film’s sequel hook. This one has THREE sequel hooks in the end, and we’d wager that Species III doesn’t use any of them either. This episode was previously premium Patreon content which originally posted on December 8th, 2020. The post BMFcast Extra 206 – Species II first appeared on Bad Movie Fiends - The BMFcast.

The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982) was the late director Albert Pyun’s first film. Most would also argue that it was his best film, and we’re here to tell you that they’re not wrong. The details here aren’t too important, but your standard fantasy tropes are all in place and if that’s what you’re into… Continue Reading BMFcast562 – The Sword and the Sorcerer – Talonkinesis The post BMFcast562 – The Sword and the Sorcerer – Talonkinesis first appeared on Bad Movie Fiends - The BMFcast.

Masters of the Universe (1987) is Cannon Films’ attempt to make money off the mostly no longer relevant He-Man franchise, starring Dolph Lundgren in the vehicle that was supposed to make him a star. Also along for the ride are Courtney Cox, Tom Paris from Star Trek Voyager and Mr. Strickland from Back to the… Continue Reading BMFcast Extra 205 – Masters of the Universe The post BMFcast Extra 205 – Masters of the Universe first appeared on Bad Movie Fiends Podcast - The BMFcast.

Alien Warrior (1985) is one of those movies. It’s baffling in all the best ways. It’s about a beefy space alien man who comes to Earth to defeat “Great Evil”. Once here he runs afoul of evil pimp Mr. One and also helps kids learn to read after building a sports car from scratch. Who… Continue Reading BMFcast561 – Alien Warrior – An Afterschool Special for Dirtbags The post BMFcast561 – Alien Warrior – An Afterschool Special for Dirtbags first appeared on Bad Movie Fiends Podcast - The BMFcast.

Street Fighter (1994) is a big ol’ mess of a video game movie featuring a coked up Jean-Claude Van Damme and a sadly dying Raul Julia butting heads while a whole bunch of supporting characters… also do stuff. It’s nothing like the video games but some of the costumes are accurate! The post BMFcast560 – Street Fighter – Li-fenestra-chun first appeared on Bad Movie Fiends Podcast - The BMFcast.

Mercenary Fighters (1988) is a Cannon release about a group of, uh… mercenary fighters who are hired to remove some rebels from a small African country. While doing so, some of them (mainly Reb Brown) seem to think they’re not doing the right thing. He keeps doing it long after he comes to that conclusion… Continue Reading BMFcast559 – Mercenary Fighters – Superfly DDT The post BMFcast559 – Mercenary Fighters – Superfly DDT first appeared on Bad Movie Fiends Podcast - The BMFcast.

Killdozer (1974) is an ABC movie of the week featuring a space rock that possesses a bulldozer and tries to murder half a dozen construction workers. They defeat it. That’s Killdozer. The post BMFcast558 – Killdozer – NoDoz first appeared on Bad Movie Fiends Podcast - The BMFcast.

Zombie High (1987) is neither about zombies nor high school. Adult children at a private academy get turned into 80s yuppies so that the staff can drink their sweet, sweet goo and live forever. There’s not a lot to discuss which is why the conversation devolves into nothing but Blacula and Supernatural talk. Enjoy! The post BMFcast557 – Zombie High – Get Busy Child first appeared on Bad Movie Fiends Podcast - The BMFcast.

Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995) is the first big screen version of the HBO series. It stars Billy Zane and William Sadler as warring entities in a battle to save or destroy humanity. There’s lots of goo along the way and a big heaping dose of Dick Miller. The post BMFcast556 – Tales from the Crypt Demon Knight – Hepatitis JC first appeared on Bad Movie Fiends Podcast - The BMFcast.

Creature (1985) is an Alien knockoff with effects from the team that would go on to make Aliens (and win an Oscar for it!) Something’s up on Saturn’s moon Titan and various ships are sent to investigate. Once there, they find a creature! People then get creatured. The post BMFcast555 – Creature – Derpy Xenomorph first appeared on Bad Movie Fiends Podcast - The BMFcast.

The Cannonball Run (1981) is a collection of gags performed by an all-star cast in a movie that’s ostensibly about a car race but it actually just a collection of gags performed by an all-star cast. But, I mean, if you see that there’s a movie starring Burt Reynolds, Roger Moore and Jackie Chan you’re… Continue Reading BMFcast554 – The Cannonball Run – Cannonball Your Brains Out The post BMFcast554 – The Cannonball Run – Cannonball Your Brains Out first appeared on Bad Movie Fiends Podcast - The BMFcast.

TC 2000 (1993) is a mishmash of several better post-apocalyptic films, this one just features way more punching and kicking. BMFcast alums Billy Blanks, Bolo Yeung, Bobbie Phillips and Matthias Hues punch and kick and die and some become sex robots. You know, the circle of life. The post BMFcast553 – TC 2000 – Spider-Man Breadbasket first appeared on Bad Movie Fiends Podcast - The BMFcast.