Mostly Nitpicking

And you thought the Pauly Shore one was bad. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins sail over to Italy (and maybe England for a while, it's unclear) to watch the for some reason second of these this year, Disney+'s Pinocchio. They nitpick the accents, the clocks, and of course the salute. 

Everybody keeps saying it's the good movie. But isn't not. It's the other movie. This week Nando Diggins and DJ travel to Granite City to watch the movie that...listen. It's. Yeah. Samaritain. They nitpick the gangs, the speeches, and of course the hammers.

Like the book says, Keanu works His works in mysterious ways. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins do the tarot cards right and walk casually through the sweaty club to watch what might be the most 2000's movie in history, Constantine. They nitpick the smoking, the cats, and of course The Spear of Destiny.

Only God should have this podcast! This week Nando DJ and Diggins go to the tower of London, the Taj Mahal, watch a Laker's game (courtside, of course), and then they watch the movie that made everybody go wow, teleporting might be kinda boring, Jumper. And that's all before lunch. They nitpick the Paladins, the Jumpers, and of course the wigs.

We are smarter than a beaver. Well. Depends on the beaver. This week Nando DJ and Diggins take a mud bath and grab our cigars to review the second best thing you can watch on Hulu starring an all Native American cast, Prey. They nitpick the guns, the traps, and of course the bears.

Oh yeah! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins travel through a portal in a box to watch a fan selected movie that destroyed both the career of Mike Myers and the idea of live action Seuss movies in general, the Cat in the Hat. They nitpick the fish, the kids, and of course the Things.

It's a double-stuffed episode. Try to guess which one we talk about more. I think you probably can. This week DJ returns from the Noor Dimension/Valhalla and joins Nando and Diggins to recap all the news from San Diego Comic-Con as well as talk about the movie that more dogs stepped on remotes and turned on for three seconds than have ever before, The Gray Man. They nitpick the mansions, the location cards, and of course the drones.

It's two seasons in one! That's a good thing, right? Right? While DJ is trapped in the Noor Dimension, Nando and Diggins travel back to the Atlantay looking part of Jersey City to watch what feels like the hundredth hour of phase four, Ms Marvel. They nitpick the police, the Red Dagger society, and of course the Clan Destine.

All gods must die. Except for the Moon Knight ones. And Black Panther. And Jesus? Some. Some gods must die. This week, Nando and Diggins avenger DJ, who was slain by Por the Pud Butcher, by watching a movie that you either love or hate depending on how funny laughing goats are, Thor: Love and Thunder. They nitpick the swords, the gods, and of course the butt. (also Nando's mic is a litter weird and he's sorry about it)

You fought alongside my father during the Clone Wars (and a bunch of other stuff we don't talk about because shut up) This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins' return to...you gotta be kidding me. Ugh. Tattooine to watch the next in a long line of Disney Plus Star Wars shows that aren't as good as Mandalorian Season 1, Obi-Wan Kenobi. They nitpick the Inquisitors, the droids, and of course the fascist moles.

The podcast about the movie that is the origin story of the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on. This week Nando and Diggins take a trip to Sector 12 to watch a movie that inspired seven year old Andy to change all of his posters and bedsheets, Lightyear. They nitpick the ships, the robots, and of course the sandwiches.

They were too busy thinking about if they could that they didn't blah blah blah you get it. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins journey to some new island or research center or whatever to watch the movie that might finally make this franchise extinct, Jurassic World: Dominion. They nitpick the locusts, the hyperloops, and of course the coffee.

Money finds a way. This week Nando DJ and Diggins return to the place that everyone said they would never return to and watch a movie that in retrospect might not have been that bad, Jurassic Park III. They nitpick the dinosaurs, the guns, and of course the hats.

Thanks Cade. This week Nando DJ and Digging take a compulsory journey into our phones to watch the movie that ask the question, what is Inside Out but brands; The Emoji Movie. They nitpick the apps, the viruses, and of course the Poop.

What if Space Jam 2 tried? This week Nando DJ and Digging go to the silliest most cartoony land of all, Los Angeles, to watch the movie that answers the question, can mice and flies do it, Chip 'n' Dale: Rescue Rangers. They nitpick the toons, the puppets, and of course a certain unattractive animal.

It's the podcast you see coming. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins do a The Mummy and excavate a series from a few weeks ago to see if there is anything to nitpick, Moon Knight. They nitpick the gods, the suits, and of course the moons.

The Ambulance is also a heist. There ya go. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins travel to sunny Los Angeles. And then they also watched AmbuLAnce. They nitpick the plan, the cops, and of course the spleen.

...what podcast? This week Nando DJ and Diggins dreamwalk to the universe where everyone wears hats to watch the most stylish movie in the MCU, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. They nitpick the zombies, the pizza, and of course the wigs.

We made a deal with the devil and he's here to collect. At the request of Bair, our March Madness tournament winner, and also because of the Nicolas Cage movie that's out this week, and also because of Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness (I guess) this week Nando DJ and Diggins do the unthinkable and watch the movie that pretty much guaranteed we aren't getting another Johnny Blaze for a while, Ghost Rider. They nitpick the stunts, the goons, and of course the souls!

The secret is the movie's bad. It's a poorly kept secret. This week Nando DJ and Diggins take one last trip to the Wizarding World, so you don't have to, and watch a movie that could not have come out at a worse time, Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore. They nitpick the beasts, the spells, and of course the good for nothing stinkin no-mag.