Mostly Nitpicking

My Man! Ya Hoo! Whatever else he yells! This week, Nando and DJ dive in to this Holiday Season's surprise hit, Aquaman. The dissect Atlantean Abilities, Manta's plot armor, and the future of the DC Extended Universe (or whatever they're calling it now).  Also Spider-Verse corrections, reccomentions, and New Year's resolutions. 

It's amazing! It's spectacular! It's harder than usual to nitpick! This week, Nando and DJ grabbed their spider suits, spent an unnecessary amount of time spray painting them, and talked about Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse. They nitpicked the costumes, spiders, and of course glitching. Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

Ho! Ho! Ho boy! Do we have a Christmas movie for you. Since the next few weeks are all packed with big releases, this week Nando and DJ are going to nitpick a Christmas movie that sure is technically a movie, Netflix's The Christmas Chronicles. They try to figure out what Santa is really after, how "Christmas Spirit" works, and why the elves are all psychopaths obsessed with chainsawing people. Yeah, that's a thing in this kid's movie. Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

This isn't your father's Robin Hood. We're really not sure who it's for. This week Nando and DJ forget everything they thought they knew about the public domain hero (which it turns out is VERY little) and watched Robin Hood. They nitpick the costumes, archery, and of course, the fire. Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

...or he wrecks it. Who knows? This week, Nando and DJ dust off some old Chappelle Show sketches and read up on five year old memes to nitpick Wreck it Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks the Internet. They try to figure out how any of these video games work, what certain characters were actually doing during the movie, and Nando learns that Oh My Disney is a real thing. Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

The beasts are pretty much gone. Grindlewald doesn't do that many crimes. It's an absolute mess. This week, Nando and DJ do their best to make sense of the movie that should absolutely put the Wizarding World on ice for a few years, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald. They talk about the exposition, the exposition, and of course the exposition.   Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

A new adventure begins. This week, Nando and DJ haphazardly dive into the first in a new series of Wizarding World movies, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. They talk about the mildly interesting beasts, confusing new spells, and of course MCUSA torture chambers.   Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

It. Finally. All. Ends. (Until the prequels and eventual reboot) This week, Nando and DJ take a ride down the CGI roller coaster mine and watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2. They nitpick the swords, plans, magic, and finally...wand ownership.   Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

One, two, Freddy's coming for you... three, four, this movie is poor... This Halloween, Nando and DJ watch a Halloween horror movie that almost certainly does not take place on Halloween, Freddy vs Jason. They nitpick Freddy's powers, teenager's plans, and the fundamental problem with this movie. Next week, it all ends with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2.   DJ's Extra Life Team Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

It all...begins to end. This week, Nando and DJ enter the endgame and watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1. They talk about the pathetic plot-devices, incompetent adults, and what a hallows...is.   Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

At this point, we just kinda go with it too, Harry. This week, Nando and DJ examine the sixth movie in the Harry Potter franchise, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. That talk about the flat reveals, problematic potions, and what Nando believes is the biggest game breaker in the entire Wizarding World.   Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

Symbiotes! Reporters! Rocket ships! So much to nitpick, so little time! This week, Nando and DJ embrace their inner anti-hero and discuss the first film in Sony's new Spider-Manless Spider-Man cinematic Universe, Venom. They talk about the writing, wigs, and big grey villains of this messy but shockingly entertaining movie.   Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

There's a storm coming. This week, Nando and DJ order up Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. They nitpick the kangaroo courts, uncomfortable romances and "evil" cat rooms of this most serious sequel.   Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

ETERNAL GLORY! That's what awaits the listener of this episode of Mostly Nitpicking where Nando and DJ look at one of the most popular Wizarding World movies, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! They try to figure out the logic behind the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Moody's insane plan, and Dumbledore in general. Also some listener corrections and overdue recommendations. Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

The hunt has devolved. This week, Nando and DJ give up all hope and watch the last blockbuster of the summer, The Predator. They talk about the pointless gadgets, bad jokes, and "quirky" characters that make The Predator such a mess.   And, oh boy. If you haven't watched The Predator and want to listen to this episode but are worried about spoiling the movie for yourself, don't worry. This movie is not good. You will miss nothing.   Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

Turn to page 394. Nando and DJ are opening their eyes and looking beyond to nitpick what is possibly the most nitpickable of the Harry Potter films, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. They talk about the Dementors, plot twists, and of course time turners.   Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel

Magical He, indeed. This week, Nando and DJ tackle movie two in their Wizarding World-athon, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. They nitpick the security, spiders, and plumbing of Hogwarts and take a loving gaze at Nando's favorite character in this entire series.   Message us on Twitter Nando's Youtube Channel  

Grab your Quaffle. Shine up your greasy blonde hair. And watch out for Centaurs. This week, Nando and DJ are nitpicking the first in a series of Wizarding World movies, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. They talk about the babies, guard dogs, and turban reveals that launched one of the most popular movie franchises of all time.

Get your orange smoking jackets ready. Nando and DJ are following the Doomsday Protocol. In the event of no new movie this week, we are going to look back at a not great movie from yesteryear voted on by the Mostly Nitpicking Twitter followers. This week, it's time to take a shot of some hard liquor and power through Kingsman: The Golden Circle. The guys revisit the plans, President, and pop stars that make this movie such a disappointment.

This week, Nando and DJ spend far too long nitpicking the most jawful movie of 2018, The Meg. They look at the billionaires, the sea-labs, and the diving (or lack thereof).