Stasis Pod

When the Stunticons are passed by an experimental maglev train on the highway outside of Crown City, Motormaster demands they destroy it — nothing can be faster than them! Can the Autobots bring their plan to a halt before they set off the train's unstable nuclear engine? AND WHY DOES IT HAVE AN UNSTABLE NUCLEAR ENGINE!? Join us this week for "Railroad Rage"!

One of Fixit's combination experiments accidentally gives Grimlock super speed -- and he can't control it! But when the Decepticon Simacore returns, can he use this power to stop his old "nemesis", or will he do more harm than good? Will Denny's scrapyard survive his rampage? AND WHY ARE THERE ZOMBIE MINI MONKEYS!? Join us this week for "The Fastest Bot Alive!"

Bumblebee and Fixit head to Jolly Ole England in search of a draconic Decepticon who thinks the war is still going - and he's sitting on top of a world-ending device! Can they stop him from blowing up the Earth in Megatron's name? Can Fixit learn to be a hero and not just a squire? And wasn't there, like, a meta-plot or something? Join us this week for "The Golden Knight"!

Nightra, Strongarm's spunky "gal pal" from the police academy, shows up on Earth looking for a place to crash -- but she's got trouble right behind her! Can the Bee Team keep her safe from a big guy with a grudge? Has she really forgiven Strongarm for not taking the fall for her cheating at the academy? Just how gay are these two? And who's our very exciting special guest voice this week? Join us this week for "Guilty As Charged"!

It's time for another Plot That Always Works as Robots in Disguise gets its body swap episode! Can the body-swapped Bee Team get their act together to stop some Stunticons who are convinced that winning the title of Ruler of the Road from a race actually confers governmental authority? Who is loving the change and who absolutely is not? And can this one live up to the glory of the Rescue Bots version? Join us this week for "Disordered Personalities"!

A Decepticon from Drift's apparently-mysterious past arrives on Earth -- and he wants Drift's kids back! Can the Bee Team capture Shadow Raker before he lures the Mini-kiddos back to the Dark Side? What familiar voice actor is this episode's special guest?  And WHERE are all those webs coming from? Join us this week for "Out of the Shadows"!

As we hammer out scheduling problems again, this week Jen joins David in talking about a very different Dungeons & Dragons story: the original cartoon! A seemingly heroic skeletal knight asks our adventuring heroes to retrieve a "Circle of Power" that can free him from his curse -- or send them home! Can they face their fears to retrieve it from the Lost Tower? How is Venger involved in all this? Is Dungeon Master just an otherwise-normal little person who happens to be a sorcerer? And how angry did this show make the Satanic Panic crowd? Join us this week for "Quest of the Skeleton Warrior"!

A mystery Decepticon is stealing weapons, and Strongarm is channeling her favorite hardboiled detective academy instructor to get to the bottom of it! But why is this Decepticon so hard to catch? What's the deal with Corvicons anyway? And how is Strongarm so gay? Join us this week for "Get a Clue"!

A freak combining accident splits Sideswipe in two, creating an Overconfident Sideswipe and an Insecure Sideswipe! Can the Bee Team figure out how to get him back together AND stop Drag Strip? Is this actually a really effective way to do therapy? And who is disappointed to be the bottom? Join us this week for “The Great Divide”!

The Bee Team goes after a pair of Stunticons who are looking for one of Windblade's Cybertronian weapons caches in the middle of a major city! Can they stop them without blowing everyone's cover -- or blowing up the city? Can Bumblebee accept that it's more important to be a good leader than to be cool? Who do we suspect Wildbreak's dads are? And who thought giving Sideswipe an intern would turn out well? Join us this week for "Bee Cool"!

Scheduling continues to be A Lot, so this week we're dusting off one of our favorite Patreon specials from last year: Unwilling to risk covid for anything involving Jared Leto, this month we're going back to the 90s for an earlier version of Spider-Man's foe Morbius! As Spider-Man tries to find a cure for his advancing mutation, he crosses paths with Michael Morbius, who is studying vampire bats in a search for a cure of his own. But when some extremely poor lab hygiene gives Michael an insatiable thirst for "plasma", it's up to Spider-Man to stop him! How much actual vampire stuff did they have to change for Fox Kids? And is this at least better than spending money to watch Jared Leto? Join us this month for Spider-Man's "Neogenic Nightmare Chapter VI: Morbius", and as always, thank you so much for your support!

Scheduling is hard, so here's a new Extra! Rob has never touched a Dragon in his life. David has been out of the Dungeon business for 8 years. Together they must go on one last job... to watch Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves!

The Autobots confiscate a golden orb that emits a strange signal that compels them to fight over it! Does it really hold a map to the legendary Doradus? Can they stop fighting each other long enough to keep Springload from finding out? And what's this about a explosion if you open it wrong? Join us this week for "Sphere of Influence"!

It's time for a Special Guest Star as Blurr arrives from Griffin Rock to help out the Bee Team! But when Sideswipe convinces himself there's not room on the team for two trouble-making upstart speedsters, can Team Dad Bumblebee get him to stop acting up before the Sharkticon Ragebyte blows them all up with packing peanuts? How much will Denny regret lending them his boat? And Strongarm totally keeps a spreadsheet of everything Sideswipe does wrong, doesn't she? Join us this week for "Blurred"! #Transformers #RobotsInDisguise #StasisPod #podcast

We're heading back to Brown Town for part 2 of the season 4-ish premiere! Can Team Bee put a stop to the Stunticon Heatseeker's explosive rampage before he blows up a nuclear waste site? Can Denny convince us he was ever a straight-A student? And who didn't even know he had those driving claws? Join us this week for "King of the Hill Part 2"! #podcast #Transformers #RobotsInDisguise #StasisPod #IaconUnderground

It's time to return to the scrapyard for Robots in Disguise season... 3? 4? Honestly no one seems to be sure. (Though if you want to watch along, the Transformers Official channel on YouTube has it listed as season 4.) After defeating all kinds of dangerous Decepticons, Team Bee is feeling like they can take on anything. So are they ready for a Stunticon with no regard for nuclear waste disposal safety? Who is their mysterious Minicon stalker? And why are we back to these awful beige designs? Join us this week for the first episode of season 3 season 4 the next season of Robots in Disguise, "King of the Hill Part 1"! #podcast #Transformers #RobotsInDisguise #StasisPod #IaconUnderground

Have Rob and Dave bitten off more than they can chew? In this week's episode, the two follow up their discussion of Streets of Fire with "Tinsel City", the first episode of its totally unlicenced spiritual successor, Bubblegum Crisis! It's a little bit Terminator, a little bit Blade Runner, and a whoooole lot '80s anime! Slip into your hard suit, pull out a pack of Hubba Bubba, and tune in! #podcast #StasisPod #IaconUnderground #RetroAnime #BubblegumCrisis

After the entire island of Griffin Rock is transported to the Arctic, everybody is going to have to pitch in to help get it back where it belongs! Can they fly the island home before the whole place falls apart? Can Doc Greene work in a marriage proposal to Professor Baranova? And how many special guests can we wedge into the end of the season? Join us for the final episode of season 3, "Today and Forever"! #Transformers #RescueBots #podcast

Everybody is gathering in Griffin Rock for the opening of a time capsule -- but nobody's ready for the quantum crystal hidden inside, and when it gets hit by lightning, the whole island is teleported all the way to the Arctic! Can they get the situation under control before everyone freezes? Who does and does not want a hug? And what classic anime does this remind us of? Join us this week for the penultimate episode of season 3, "Now and Then"! #Transformers #RescueBots #podcast

WHO'S READY FOR A MUSICAL EPISODE!? (Hint: Not David!) A mishap with Doc Greene's new Tone-O-Tuner leaves all of Griffin Rock unable to communicate in anything but song! Who is into it and who is absolutely not? Can they stop it before the sonic waves shake the town apart and/or Heatwave or Kade end up killing someone? And who in the cast is a legit professional singer and who is definitely not? Join us this week for "I Have Heard the Robots Singing"! #podcast #Transformers #RescueBots