Washed Up Radio

All I want for Christmas is poos. Where your boys do Christmas right. These guys are rotten, they're just rotten. Seriously, it's rotten.

Fuckin' Mom-become-bear. Where your boys make some meringues. These guys are rotten, they're just rotten. Seriously, it's rotten.

The fart-box, if you will. Where your boys unveil a medical breakthrough. These guys are rotten, they're just rotten. Seriously, it's rotten.

Shave a little off the top. Where your boys literally talk shaving for 20 minutes. These guys are rotten, they're just rotten. Seriously, it's rotten.

Washed up Radio: Origins. Where your boys become your boys. These guys are rotten, they're just rotten. Seriously, it's rotten.

Sorry, dude. Our new show isn't quite ready- enjoy this tripe! These guys are rotten, they're just rotten. Seriously, it's rotten.

Colvo. Where your boys wax political (a little), have uneventful* weekends, and honor an American worth honoring. These guys are rotten, they're just rotten. Seriously, it's rotten.

Unsolved Mysteries (of the ass). Where your boys survive the storm, peep Marios, and check the bowl. These guys are rotten, they're just rotten. Seriously, it's rotten.

Puke costs sixty. Where your boys get their money's worth. These guys are rotten, they're just rotten. Seriously, it's rotten.

Freddy Crude-ger . Where your boys dive 24 miles into a sea of Chinese food. These guys are rotten, they're just rotten. Seriously, it's rotten.

Ear Games III. Where your boys end a saga and buy way too much shit at Costco. These guys are rotten, they're just rotten. Seriously, it's rotten.

Slap my ass and keep feeding me and feeding me. Where your boys meander around, they never get to the point, and then they stall for the last five minutes of the show. These guys are rotten, they're just rotten. Seriously, it's rotten.

Complete Pussies. Where your boys aren't total assholes for once (mostly). These guys are rotten, they're just rotten. Seriously, it's rotten.

Honey PooPoo child. Where your boys taste the bacon masses. These guys are rotten, they're just rotten. Seriously, it's rotten.

The Phantom Cabby. Where your boys “bear”ly make it out alive. These guys are rotten, they're just rotten. Seriously, it's rotten.

Curiosity f'd the cat. Where your boys relive a trip to the world's bro-iest town. These guys are rotten, they're just rotten. Seriously, it's rotten.

Perennial Perenium! Where your boys sample taint-flavored “special” brownies. These guys are rotten, they're just rotten. Seriously, it's rotten.

The boys wipe out! Where your boys reluctantly stand up to wipe, and then wipe boogers on the sheets. These guys are rotten, they're just rotten. Seriously, it's rotten.

The Dark Knight Stumbles! Where your boys can't go down there because they don't know what's down there. These guys are rotten, they're just rotten. Seriously, it's rotten.

Bat Country! Where your boys have moved on up to the big time. These guys are rotten, they're just rotten. Seriously, it's rotten.