Dumb-dumbs & Dragons: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

Our heroes have made it into Baldur’s Gate! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) couldn’t figure out the magic fueling Grizwold the ram, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) talked his way past the bridge, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) struggled to pronounce the names of every gang leader in Baldur’s Gate. Can our heroes figure out how to overthrow the nightmare lord and save the city? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/)- X/Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltastic)See Pr

Our heroes and their new friends and headed for Baldur’s Gate! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) showed Ginny how to properly loot a carriage, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made a special non-verbal connection with Marlock the Mothman, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) came up with a cover that could get them into Baldur’s Gate. But will the guards let Rafe Stone’s Monster Hunter’s into town or does their mission end here? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/)- X/T

Our heroes have rescued Zabianna in their quest for international justice! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finished off the werewolf but was bitten by it during the fight, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) teamed up with Zabianna to slay the black lagoon monster and the Chupacabra, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) ensured that Marlock the Mothman and Friend the Flesh Golem survived unharmed. But what will happen now they’ve discovered Reish Grey is dead? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio

Our heroes slayed a monster hunter only to start fighting his monsters! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was badly mauled by the Chupacabra, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) duelled with the creature from the black lagoon, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) won over a flesh golem while battling a werewolf. But what will happen now they’ve met Zabianna and discovered an alpha werewolf is hiding in Baldur’s Gate? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/)- X/Twitter (https:/

Our heroes have found a monster hunter who seems like a dick! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Ginny scouted ahead and are ready to ambush the bad guy, while Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) debated the definition of a monster, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had enough and blinded the man. Can our heroes defeat Rafe Stone or will they become his new prey? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/)- X/Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltastic)See Privacy Policy at http

Our heroes are outside Baldur’s Gate! Before heading out, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) blessed the ground outside Assguard’s walls, while Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) shared their feelings and then convinced Ginny to take on the role of Prinx and a new Name De Thief. Will they be able to find Zabianna or will Reish Grey get away with their crimes? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/)- X/Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltastic

Our heroes are doing their final preparations before heading to Baldur’s Gate! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) came to town to bring Seamus back through a raven gate, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) dealt with complicated feelings seeing his old friend, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) let everyone know how Ginny was struggling. Can our heroes set things right before they head to Baldur’s Gate? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/)- X/Twitter (https://twitter.com/de

Our heroes have saved Assguard and are taking a day off! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) hired a new town watch despite distracting friends, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) said a pleasant farewell to Oversword Everheart, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to find funding for his spy ring. But what will happen now that Alyn has stepped out of a portal? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/)- X/Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltastic)See Privacy Policy at https:

Our heroes have joined the Lord’s Alliance! Mrs. Paisley (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) shakily convinced the ambassadors of the value of paint night, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) presented evidence of their rescue of Selgaunt, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) elegantly declared their new laws. Now that they’re in the Lord’s alliance, will Cormyr’s army finally leave town? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/)- X/Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltastic)See Privacy Pol

Our heroes are preparing to face the Lord’s Alliance and Cormyr! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into Mrs. Paisley to make sure the Comptroller’s letter said the right things, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) appreciated his new bedroom decorations, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered someone had broken into his office. Can these heroes convince the world Assguard is a safe place or will a new war start today? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/)- X

Our heroes have returned to Assguard! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) went to visit Vinten Charlamagne and his family, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) set up a process for recruiting new guards for the town watch, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was forced to deal with Farthole’s mega-church that only featured the Butthammer. But will these heroes be able to join the Lords Alliance and survive facing the Purple Dragons? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/)- X/Tw

Our heroes defeated the Hedon and saved Sellgaunt! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) battled the warforged to its bitter end, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered a stinky secret weapon before slaying the Hedon, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) recruited the bronze ravens to the Assguard’s town watch. But will Cormyr’s army accept Sellgaunt’s letter of support or is war about to begin? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/)- X/Twitter (https://twitter.com/delta

Our heroes are desperately fighting the Hedon in his lair! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) faced down the warforged’s worst while blasting zombies, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) started to panic when he realized how outclassed he was in combat, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) killed zombies using a magic helmet and discovered the villain’s weakeness. Can Butthole’s friends deactivate the Hedon’s protective shield in time to save him? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delbor

Our heroes have finally found “the Hedon”! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) continued to use Sten’s body to check for traps, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was shot opening the door to the villain’s central chamber, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) put on a helmet and found himself in a zombie body. Can these heroes survive facing off with the warforged known as the Hedon? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/)- X/Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltastic)See Privacy

Our heroes are in pursuit of “the Hedon”! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) interrogated the Night Knives to get an explanation, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) failed to spot several traps leading to the king throwing a body around, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) didn’t cast beast speech so Quinny dealt with Mr. Bitey instead. But what will our heroes do now that the zombies are activating and Jimbo Jimothy has been kidnapped? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/

Our heroes are finding the zombie puppetmaster! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was discovered inside the mansion before magically escaping, while Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was nearly arrested outside by fake Silver Ravens, just as Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) figured out what was happening and turned the tables on the impostors. But what will our heroes learn interrogating these strangers? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/)- X/Twitter (https://twitter.co

Our heroes have identified the house where the zombie puppeteer is hiding! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) took up positions outside to prevent the enemy from escaping, while Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) snuck inside and scouted out the whole building discovering multiple zombies, traps and a cannon emplacement. Can Quinny find a way to get his friends inside or will he die in this trap-filled labyrinth? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://del

Our heroes are finding the zombie puppetmaster! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) had a super long awkward conversation with a fan, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) met an Aasimar and befriended a demon, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) made his way back to the silver lion after completing his surf mission by flying. But what will the group find inside the abandoned mansion they discovered? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/)- X/Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltas

Our heroes are triangulating zombies! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) realized if they could identify the puppet strings directions they could find the zombie master, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made her way to the theatre, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tracked the zombie strings at the docks. But why did Lexi the bard recognize Juniper and what does that mean for our heroes? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/)- X/Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltastic)S

Our heroes have come face time face with a zombie! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) failed to convince the locals to let them inside without his friend’s help, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) revealed his doubts in the entire conspiracy they were battling, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered magic from afar purporting the zombies. But will our heroes be able to discover the mastermind behind this stew theft? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/)- X/Twitter