Dumb-dumbs & Dragons: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

It’s the fourth and final week of our hiatus after Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons’ 5th season!We’re proud to present the pilot episode of The Valentyne Heresy. It’s another Dumb-Dumbs & Dice show, this one set in the grim darkness of the Warhammer 40,000 universe, using an adaptation of the ever-popular Genesys system. The players include Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Hamstra(@elhamstring) alongside our GM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoy as they journey into the future of a galaxy where there can be only war in The Valentyne Heresy!Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons will be back with the beginning of our 6th season next week!You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun.You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdiceThe Valentyne Heresy's artwork was created by

This is the first week of our hiatus after having completed our 5th season! But we don’t want to leave you without anything to listen to, and we produce a variety of shows, so this week we’d like to introduce you to the pilot episode of our second D&D series: Curse, Code & Crown.It takes place in a fully original world created by Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) and includes players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Laura Hamstra(@elhamstring) and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt).In just a few weeks, Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons will be back for its 6th season. Until then, we hope you enjoy Curse, Code & Crown!You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun.You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdiceOur theme song was composed by Landon Knoblock.Curse, Code & Crown's artwork was created by

*Season 5 Finale*Our heroes have proven Manny’s contracts were flawed and Asmodeus has made him mortal! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is unconscious after finding key evidence, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is closing in on Manny (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) is distracting Captain Planteer, and Butthole eliminated the clerks while Reginald made their case to the Gods. Will they be able to deify Moonhammer before Captain Planteer takes over hell? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdum

Our heroes have assaulted Manny’s bastion and found themselves ambushed in turn! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) have engaged Manny, while Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) watches the door, and Reginald searches for contract loopholes alongside Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) if the handling can ever get away from the battle! Can any of them survive a battle where Manny has every advantage? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website

Our heroes have joined forces and are making their way to their final hellish battle! Having caught up and formulated a plan to storm the Citadel, everyone has been assigned their tasks. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) will be searching for legal precedents inside while Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring), Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) Butthole, Sunscythe and Vex defend them against the combined forces of Manny! Will they live long enough to find a way to save hell, send Moonhammer home and divorce Captain Planteer? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://insta

Our heroes are making the best they can out of the mixed hand that hell has dealt them! While Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald were dealing with their new lawyer, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) were forced to battle across the plains of Avernus alongside Maude Buggins and Werner Ragnarok. What will happen now that all of our heroes are finally reunited? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

Our heroes have uncovered new friends and stayed one step ahead of new enemies! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) were sent further on their quest by the Grand Wizard Bukkake while Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald found a lawyer and escaped Captain Planteer in the Archives. What will happen now that the rebellion and characters from Avernus have joined our various parties? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the bril

Our heroes are escaping villains and taking the next steps on their quest! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) killed some merpeople and found the Grand Wizard Bukkake - that’s me! While Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald are being hunted through the Archive by Captain Planteer whose also looking for a lawyer. What the fuck will happen now that I’m a part of the story? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant De

Our heroes are battling their way through hell! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) won God Prom before it was destroyed by Captain Planteer and they reached out to Baal, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald fought Bucky in the Archive before being invited to join his secret resistance and Captain Planteer attacked. Can any of our heroes do anything without fucking Captain Planteer showing up? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) 

Our heroes high stakes hell missions are underway! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) rigged the God Prom’s election, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is facing off against Bucky inside the archive while Reginald attacks a guard, and Captain Planteer attacked the God Prom’s final battle! What the ever-loving fuck will happen now? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring Alysa King (@alysaking) and our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/

Our heroes are preparing for the next steps of their hell-venture. Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) remembered both her brother and her husband, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) caught up with Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) about their shared pasts, and Reginald discovered more of sun scythes secrets before Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led the way to the archive. Can our heroes pull off a heist and win a popularity contest? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Websit

Our heroes are making their way through hell in a wild series of events. Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) planned to break into the archive before Vex blew up a bar, while Butthole won the fallen gods over to Moonhammer’s (Alysa King, @alysaking) cause with the help of Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring). Can these heroes re-deify their favourite goddess while the others find a hellish lawyer? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website &

Our heroes are bringing fire and destruction to multiple circles of hell! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlapante) torched a stationary pile, while Butthole and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) helped Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) defeat a Hydra before they were attacked by gods that had been killed by the Forsaken! Can our heroes survive battling gods and a King of Hell? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfolio (https://d

Our heroes are finding their bearing in hell!. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald flew away from the Shredders but are stuck bluffing their way past border guards, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) are throwing down with a Hydra, and Moss and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) merged into a new super-Juniper before falling into the arena next to Butthole! What the hell will happen next? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Websi

The various parties have made their way to hell and its already getting nuts. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald arrived with a companion who blew up a shredder and gave away their position immediately, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) landed next to Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) and they have been forced to battle a hydra, while two Moss’s from different dimensions (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) were forced to merge into one body! What will happen next in a hell where permanent death is on the table? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebo

Sheriff Quinny was slain but our other heroes escaped Wild West Fearun! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) wished the surviving townsfolk to safety, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) accepted her role as the Sheriff of the town and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) sacrificed himself to save his town at the end of the world. What will happen now that these heroes are falling uncontrollably after a fart-powered teleportation? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfol

Yeehaw, our heroes are in Wild West Faerun! A desperate battle has begun to save the town and it’s not going well! Sheriff Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) lured in their foes and killed Red Reggie but he’s on his own, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) under-performed with the chain gun and was frozen by the risk of collateral damage, and Butthole’s (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) plan fell apart at the seams when gangs attacked from within the mines! What will happen now that the Great Collide has begun in Wild West Faerun? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Faceboo

Yeehaw, our heroes are in Wild West Faerun! Our heroes have made their preparations and the siege is about to begin! Sheriff Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) asked if he could leave the world with Butthole once the fight was over, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) revealed she had her own sacred scroll and learned about the great collide, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) became a Wild West general! Can our heroes survive the coming battle and get Butthole back home? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by

Yeehaw, our heroes are in Wild West Faerun! The gang successfully robbed an ammo train! Sheriff Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) mastered firing a cannon, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) thought she might die and accidentally jumped into a tree and almost died, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) recovered more of his powers and befriended Tim Hagar! What more can they do in the final day before the Tingly-Boys attack? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic- Website & Portfol

Yeehaw, our heroes are in Wild West Faerun! The gang carried out their train heist and it’s gotten complicated! Sheriff Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) established his deft hand with his pistols, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) took out a band of guards with her chair, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was shot by practically everyone before creative taking over the engine! Can they win a battle with the encroaching robotic spider or are they too beat up already? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons?- Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice)- Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/)- Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice)- Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by