Trailer Park Boys

Ricky's constructed the world's cutest cheese and bologny sammich - but do you eat it or burp it?!? Also: Getting f**ked up on nutmeg, the sweet taste of beaver ass juice, and how to make a bunch of scrilla from a melon!

Julian and Ricky concoct a new Kraft Dinner dish - with one weird f**king ingredient! The Boys also discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger, facts about the sun, and a woman who thinks she's a horse. Also: The Boys rebuild a Boeing 787!

Julian's calling the shots in Ricky's kitchen today - and dirty ol' Dog Cakes are on the menu! The Boys also discuss itchy nuts, sad onions and damn spicy pickles, and Ricky gets us learnt about flying!

Grab a bologny sammich and join the Boys as they figure out how to hear the wind, what's at the end of the universe, and the existence of samsquamptches and moonicorns! And guess who ate one kushy gummy bear too many, and is now baked as f**k?!

The Boys have a special guest today: Terry from FUBAR has stumbled into the park, in search of his Nova Scotian ancestors! He's also brought some f**ked frozen treats from the Prairies - who dares eat one? They also discuss mouth hugs, the Littlest Hobo, and how to cook bolonairs!

It's raining horsecocks outside, but it's cosy in the trailer as Ricky cooks up an awesome pepperoni treat! The Boys also discuss eye bees, how not to f**k up a microwave oven, and more amazing facts about Canada... or not!

Ricky's got a new gift - an awesome $6 microwave! Before he blows the f**kin' roof off the trailer with it, he cooks up the best Kraft Dinner ever, guaranteed to get him banged! Also: Visiting a bear in jail, the worst ever Guinness World Record attempt, and the Boys make a phone call to... Canada!

For f**k's sake Ricky, put your pants on and get ready for Episode 2! Find out why Park After Dark isn't in the dark, whether a peacock mantis shrimp or armadillo would make a good pet, and why you shouldn't take a dirty ol' grizzly bear bowling. Also: Ricky cooks up a fusion cuisine treat!

A big f**king welcome to Ricky's kitchen! He's rustled up some special sauce and chicken fingers (the good kind) and got a coupla rockers from Monster Truck to jam with Bubbles! The Boys also chat about smoking with Snoop Dogg, why snorting ants is f**ked, Finnish saunas and Japanese ass lasers!

Why does Bubbles want to open a supermarket in his shed? Who was Julian's first Star Trek crush? Why does Ricky want to be a seal? And why in the f**k is everyone speaking French?!? Grab some popcorn (sans Band-Aid) and tune in! Episode 189 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!  

The Boys are back from their tropical cruise - and Ricky and Julian are sick as f**k! Was it the BBQ chicken, Randy's cheeseburgers, or the steak with weird sauce? Bubbles investigates! Also: the dangers of jerking your goalie, and how to avenge Randy for his dirty burgers! Episode 188 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!  

Grab a ‘Penis Colada’ and join Ricky, Julian and Bubbles for a very special TPB Podcast, filmed live on the Norwegian Pearl cruise ship! Jacob (and his waxed wiener) bring the Boys a care package, Ricky gets learnt on how a boat works, and special guest Tom Green gets ‘er done! Also: The Boys hold a Q&A with the drunk-as-f**k audience! Episode 187 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

Did Ricky ever have a rabbit, or was it just a dream? Why does Bubbles want to get microchipped? Has Ricky just got someone fired from Dragons' Den? Can the Boys make a bag from a leg, and make some decent scrilla? Find out the answer to these f**ked questions, and more! Episode 186 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

On this week's TPB podcash, find out what an erection juggler is, why the Titanic was built like sh*t, and why polar bears are left-handed! Also: prepare to get your mind blown off your balls as Ricky gets us learnt about the moon! Episode 185 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!  

The Boys have a special guest: an old friend from across the park who's a one-man guitar factory! Does his homemade machine wind hair, or snare hares?! Plus: find out why Ricky wants a goose neck, Julian's thoughts on alcoholism, and what to do if a snake bites your cock! Episode 184 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!  

This week, the Boys have a very special guest: singer, songwriter and guitar player extraordinaire Wade MacNeil from Alexisonfire! Who the fack was Alexis, and was she on fire? Plus: it's not Valentine's Day without a fight, a lap dance and some kitties! And are certain words OK as long as you have an accent? Episode 183 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!  

The Boys are a lil' facked out of the gate after the Super Bowl party! They wind er' up with Who Got Bornt and some trailer park-style Jeopardy. Alex, for $1000 what has 10 legs and no penis?! Also: Bubbles gets a massage! Episode 182 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

This week, the Boys discuss past actors' promiscuity and get confused about who was bangin’ who, but Bubbles puts that argument to bed - you'll never guess the answer! Plus: Who doesn’t know Walmart sells bananas?! And don’t miss the rare but fascinating process of Ricky getting learnt! Episode 181 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!  

This week, Ricky’s movie theatre etiquette is called into question - and what's up with parents at the movies?! Also: The Boys discuss whether sperm shots for back pain work, why you don’t f**k with gasoline or a marsupial with three openings, and the merits of corn hole wiping! Episode 180 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

Julian doesn’t want to talk about a certain 'maneuver' this week... what could that be? Ricky also ponders leg extensions and head transplants! Also: The Boys discuss being Tom Cruise, Bubs finds another way to get f'ed up using the Ganzfeld procedure, and who would lick a doorbell for three hours? Episode 179 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!