Synopsis
Join Ricky, Julian and Bubbles for the most outrageous comedy podcast on the world pipe! Watch the video version at www.swearnet.com
Episodes
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Episode 9 - $125 or Best F**kin' Offer
27/07/2020 Duration: 37minBubbles has a plan to get Ricky and Julian safely back to Sunnyvale, but Julian's too busy hustlin' s**t, and Ricky's got some new friends! Bubs also has footage of a real-life COVID zombie, ponders the coke bean business, and turns Julian off jello forever. Also: Ricky learns us how to talk to squirrels!
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Episode 8 - Who's Got Yer Tai Tai?!
20/07/2020 Duration: 32minBubbles is high as f**k and right out of 'er today! Before he goes off the rails on the Swayze train, the Boys discuss Mike Tyson's fight with a shark, Moist Joyce, and why Julian loves The Hoff. Also: Bubbles sings 'My Corona'!
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Episode 7 - The Walking Deaders
13/07/2020 Duration: 32minBubbles has some bad news: looks like the f**kin' zombie apocalypse is coming - and these zombies are HARD! Do you bang, run or kill? Julian explains why you should never take a helicopter ride in Las Vegas, and Ricky has a meaty new business idea!
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Episode 6 - Let The Liquor Do The Thinking
06/07/2020 Duration: 32minCanada Day drinking is over, July 4th drinking f**kin' starts at midnight! Before Bubbles drives a celebratory dirty donair into him, the Boys discuss drunk cavemen, fart jars, and the Covidiot of the week. Also: What goes up better get cumming down!
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Episode 5 - Deedle Deedel!
29/06/2020 Duration: 32minJulian's getting lonely and in need of a steady bang - would a Russian bride be the answer? The Boys also discuss the Loch Ness Monster, death by sh**ting nickels, and Bubbles' desert island hit with Billy Joel! Also: Who wants a deedle?!
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Episode 4 - Cuddle Dolls and Duck Cocks
22/06/2020 Duration: 32minWhy does Ricky have a naked male doll in his closet? What causes p**s burn? Do birds have cocks? What the f**k are chainsaw bears? Find out the answers to questions you never f**king asked on the latest Park After Dark! Also: Julian has some greasy dog stories - 13/10 totally F**KED!!
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Episode 3 - People Are Just F**ked
15/06/2020 Duration: 41minIs it Park After Dark... or F**ked After Dark?! The Boys discuss the weird stuff people shove up their p**sholes, and why you shouldn't eat grandma. Also: Bubbles dives into the simulation theory wormhole - is Ricky's brain ready for it?
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Episode 2 - It's Not Rocket Appliances
08/06/2020 Duration: 37minThe world's a bit f**ked right now, but the Boys are here to bring the laughs! Today's topics include the Joe Exotic cockaround, how Ricky can get more self-smarted, and the SpaceX rocket launch. Plus: Why does Julian want to hang off a tall building to get a selfie?
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Season 2 Episode 1 - Smurfgate
01/06/2020 Duration: 31minRicky, Julian and Bubbles are (virtually) partying again after the darkness has gone away! They discuss dirty ol' load brownies, Ricky's frosty cock, and why Julian wants a job at Costco. Also: A dark and dirty story about Mama Smurf...
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TPB in Quarantine - Episode 8
25/05/2020 Duration: 32minBubbles shows off his TV production skills - think Steve Rogers might have a job for him down at Channel 10? Find out how to fight off a KGB agent, Ricky's experience with eating rocks, and weird things he may or not have banged. Julian also asks: Who in the f**k is Ricky Skaggs?!
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TPB in Quarantine - Episode 7
18/05/2020 Duration: 36minSpring's in the f**king air, the stolen lobsters are in the pot, and the Boys are looking forward to getting out of this c*cksucker of a lockdown! Find out why Ricky's been thinking too hard about llamas, and Bubbles has the latest sh*tty gossip from Sunnyvale. Also: Is Julian about to dive into the dark web?
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TPB in Quarantine - Episode 6
11/05/2020 Duration: 36minForget donairs, corndogs and dirty old steak, the Boys are living on a lockdown diet of deep-fried beetles, clover and vintage soda! Bubbles considers the pros and cons of buying a $400,000 banging mattress, and Ricky wonders about cannibalism and having a spider as a friend. The Boys also raise a toast to TPB crew legend Shaun Clarke!
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TPB in Quarantine - Episode 5
04/05/2020 Duration: 25minRicky and Julian have been going crazy in lockdown but TV studio engineer Bubbles is f**kin' on it! Bubbles has a Coronavirus kitty update, and Ricky ponders Tinder hookup advice from Dr. Fauci. Also: Is Jacob a super-intelligent alien who can build space ships? And can they sell him for $$$ to Elon Musk?
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TPB in Quarantine - Episode 4
27/04/2020 Duration: 37minThe Boys propose a toast to the victims of the terrible Nova Scotia shooting tragedy, and dream of a post-420 420 party with a pig roast and muscle hugs. Bubbles considers spending his free government money on automatic arse wipers, and Ricky writes a song about keeping safe from COVID-19! Also: who gets Julian's thumbs-up of the week?
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TPB in Quarantine - Episode 3
20/04/2020 Duration: 28minRicky's still in the woods and living off sticks and burnt toads - will he get his emergency dope package in time for 420? Bubbles attempts to cheer up the Boys with dancing birds, a flying car, and the latest Banksy masterpiece! Julian also has an important medical question: does the Coronavirus f**k up your bag?
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TPB in Quarantine - Episode 2
13/04/2020 Duration: 29minNo, you're not f**ked up on drugs - by the miracle of the worldy-pipe, Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are hanging out in Ricky's trailer! They discuss how to get people to f**k off home, why pheasant might be on the menu for Ricky, and what Bubbles hasn't been doing in his shed. Plus: Where the f**k will the Boys go next week?
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TPB in Quarantine - Episode 1
06/04/2020 Duration: 27minFind out how Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are doing during the coronavirus lockdown! Get tips on how to avoid frisky wildlife in mating season, what to do if you run out of toilet paper, and the dangers of a naked snow bath. Also: Sonny Ding's brother banged WHAT?!?
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Episode 52 - Fatten the Curve
30/03/2020 Duration: 33minBubbles has fired up the SwearNet Emergency Broadcast System in his shed and has Ricky and Julian on the line! Who's living in luxury, and who's eating squirrels and jacking off in the woods? Plus: Breaking News with Bubbles!
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Episode 51 - We Totally Did Not Kidnap Jay Baruchel
23/03/2020 Duration: 28minIt may or may not be Ricky's birthday, and Julian may or may not have borrowed Jay Baruchel from the Sunnyvale food court, but at least there's weed, booze and popcorn! Jay chats about Clint Eastwood, dragons, and why fast food is so awesome. Also: Who Let the Dogs Out?!
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Episode 50 - Bad Lucker Day
16/03/2020 Duration: 29minBubbles doesn't believe in all that Friday 13th bulls**t, so why is he nervous? Ricky has tips on dealing with one-night stands and strangely arranged breasts, and Julian discovers a real cat-dog! Also: The Coronavirus has f**ked up the Boys' plans to move to Italy... or has it?!