Zepp And Terri

Seeing a rat gets you a discount. Bandage found in strawberry malt. Cook accidentally jumps into boiling grease and melts off all the skin from his knees to his feet. #FML

Is that a sausage taped to your stomach, or are you just happy to see me? #FML

Strippers fighting over ONE DOLLAR causes patrons to throw even more money onto the stage

Calling out your ex's name during sex is a form of flattery...right?

Casserole explodes like roadside bomb and results in family eating Glassy Corn Hotdish?

Horrible breast-acne seeking toupee wearer. Man seeking grocery store farting woman with perfect body.

"I'm not bathing in the library bathroom! I'm cleaning myself after pooping my pants!" Terri admits she couldn't get out of a speeding ticket in Wisconsin, despite having her pants unzipped.

Grandma's Christmas tradition...naming off all 10 of her dead dogs #FML

December 12, 2016 | Damn potholes! Oh, wait...my tire is flat. There goes the Christmas bonus :(

December 7, 2016 | Just because the IRS makes you want to "kill yourself" doesn't mean you're suicidal

November 30, 2016 | Guerrilla photographer was just trying to find out whose dog was pooping on his lawn.

November 14, 2016 | Anyone else have a toddler who keeps snacks in their undies? #FML

Grandma thought her well-cultivated marijuana plants were just pretty foliage. Missing hamsters. Man places gun to girl's head...as a joke.

October 31, 2016 | Family bonding results in everyone covered in poop! #FML

Missed Connections with Zepp & Terri from October 27, 2016

October 26, 2016 | Super Soaker Assault. Profanity laced phone calls. Calling the cops on the cops

October 24, 2016 | When funds are low, they should offer a three inch sub. Wife’s perfume smells like urinal cakes. #FML

October 19, 2016 | How to impeach a governor. How to throw a curveball. How to quit/keep a job. How to quilt. How to make a bong...

October 19, 2016 | Hearse Parade in Hell tries to make it into #GuinessWorldRecords

The people stumbling off the bus...were not drunk. Crunchy birthday cake? You're not supposed to...include the egg shells! #FML