Bob & Sheri

Thomas Edison. Social Distancing. Lincoln’s Dog Morons in the News. Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me. Can You Have a Conversation without Talking About COVID-19? Olivia’s Birthday. Talkback Callers. Chuck E Cheese. Can You Believe This S***? Fair Food Drive-Thru. Valerie Bertinelli. Woman Invents Facemask with Straw Flap. Essential Relationship Help for Quarantined Couples. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today's moron of the day.   https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/05/18/Korean-soccer-team-apologizes-for-sex-dolls-in-the-stands/6591589825535/?sl=5    Today on Morons in the news:    Your kiss is not on my list!   Groin shot ends the party.   Are those your real fans?   There's no hiding when you're naked. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob Installs the Cat Door. Your Last Normal Photo. Olivia’s Birthday. Morons in the News. The Passing of Fred Willard. “Hollywood” on Netflix. The Double Dipper Clip. Talkback Callers. Guy Tips Hairstylist $25k Can You Believe This S***? Bob Lost His Credit Card. NYC Goes 58 Straight Days without a Pedestrian Death. What to Do if Your Brakes Fail. The Most Expensive Takeout in the U.S. The Best Foods to Have Delivered.

Today's Moron of the Day!   https://nypost.com/2020/05/17/maryland-bar-unveils-social-distancing-tubes-for-drinkers/?utm_source=url_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons     Today on Morons in the news:     The watermelon head robbery!      The bumper car bar...     The social distancing brawl.

“Times Like These” Pets with Human Names. Hot Dog Companies Need Baseball. Morons in the News. Things That Feel Like a Long Time Ago. Mama Whale Talks to Diver. Celebrities Give Words of Encouragement to 2020 Graduates. Bob’s Haircut. Kitty Poo Club. Today in History. Can You Believe This S***? Dating Online. What Do You Miss the Most? Easy Chicken Recipe. Couples on Each Other’s Nerves.

Today's Moron of the Day!   https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nearly-200-goats-escape-quarantine-take-over-san-jose-streets-n1206331   Today on Morons in the news:     Sometimes you just have to hit the shower when you break in.      This town has gone to the goats    He only pretends to clean.

Sheri’s Perm. Sheri Burned Her Hand. Ancient Things in People’s Freezers. Morons in the News. Bob Lost His Credit Card. We Are Living in a Stephen King Novel. The People’s Movie Critic: “The Gentlemen” Lamar and the Broken Leg Run! Mary-Kate Olsen’s Divorce. Divorce by Combat. Can You Believe This S***? Bob Only Gets 2 Cookies. Living in an Abandoned Store. Is This the End of In-Person Meetings? How Long Can You Tolerate People Staying?

The Gentlemen   When I first saw the trailer for The Gentlemen it didn’t catch my attention. That was until I found out it was a Guy Ritchie movie. I’m not going to say that all of them are as good as Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels or Snatch, but I don’t think I’ve watched one that I hated. I will admit I was more than a little disappointed in King Arthur: Legend of the Sword, which also had Charlie Hunnam in it. Since this had Matthew McConaughey in it I had to check it out.   Matthew McConaughey plays Mickey, an American living in London who is a marijuana kingpin that considers himself the king of the jungle, and evidently is. He has reached a point where he has made his money and now wants to live the life of a somewhat respectable gentleman with his wife Rosalind, played by Michelle Dockery. He is ready to sell his entire enterprise for $400 million pounds to Matthew, another American, played by Jeremy Strong. This is complicated by an aspiring Chinese gangster named Dry Eye, played by Henry Goldin

Today's moron of the day!   https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-philippines-star-w/darth-vader-enforces-lockdown-in-philippine-village-idUSKBN22G1KJ       Today on Morons in the news:    His name says it all!   Darth Vader comes out to stop the virus.                  

Harmonica Waxing Guys. Happy Hour with Bob & Sheri. Jimmy Fallon. Morons in the News. Jeff Dunham and His Gang Join Bob & Sheri. Tweets from Teachers. Talkback Callers. Rivers Cuomo Performs “Heart Shaped Box” Can You Believe This S***? The Sexiest Female Film Characters. Professions Where it’s Hardest to Find the Perfect Hire. Zoom Commencement. No More FOMO. Be Nice to HR.

Today's moron of the day!   https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8314145/Man-36-jail-20-years-distinctive-face-tattoos-tased-police.html   Today on Morons in the news:      Now that’s not a way to spend a Mother's Day.   It's not the expression on your face.. It's the Tats!              

The Hug Glove. Some Kids Are More Favored Than Others. Adele. Morons in the News. Virtual Interview Tips. Todd’s Senior. Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me. Talkback Callers. Jerry Stiller Tribute. Can You Believe This S***? Zoom Wedding Etiquette. The Social Distance Stick. The Oldest Socks. Stuff Designed to Make You Smile.

Today's Moron of the day!   https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/05/11/Bear-breaks-into-Tennessee-cabin-steals-snacks-drinks-and-allergy-pills/5401589213148/       Today on Morons in the news:    Sir.. you're not drug free.   http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/message-t-shirt/missoula-drug-free-man-195830   I won't sit in the traffic jam.      Bears like VRBO too!          

Homeschooled. Foods Ordered in Lockdown. Marriage Vows in Quarantine. Morons in the News. Why Won’t She Put the Vacuum Away? Kardashians Wasting TP. Bob’s Dream. Corn on the Cob. Talkback Callers. Jerry Stiller. Can You Believe This S***? Brian May has a Gardening Injury. Crafting with Cat Hair. A Restaurant in Netherlands with Mini Greenhouses. Mac & Cheese.

Today's Moron of the Day!   https://www.usnews.com/news/offbeat/articles/2020-05-08/cops-mcdonalds-mask-scofflaw-breaks-window-steals-panties   Today on Morons in the news:     Mission impossible wine heist!    He's no Hamburgler.. he's stealing panties.   There's  hummus among us.

Mick Jagger in Quarantine. Todd’s Adopt-A-Senior. Little Richard. Morons in the News. Karthik’s America. Rise Up New York. Mother’s Day Winners. Cleaning for Bob. Talkback Callers. Papa & Christians Favorite Toy. Morons in the News. The Descendants of Famous People in History. Finn’s Toy Box. Gifts to Send People You Can’t Visit.

Today's moron of the day....   https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/05/06/Escaped-emu-found-playing-in-sprinkler-one-day-later/9361588784309/?sl=6     Today on Morons in the news:    Just having some sprinkler fun.   No tackling the Stormtrooper server.                  

The Return of the Cubicle. Tater Tots & Heroic Cauliflower. Badminton in the Driveway. Morons in the News. How Some People Are Dealing with COVID-19. The Hardest Job in the U.S. The People’s Movie Critic: “Arkansas” Lamar Tries to Save His Car. Talkback Callers. Tweets About Marriage in Quarantine. Can You Believe This S***? Sheri’s Throwing a Pandemic Prom. Andy Anderson’s Amazing Life Lessons. Restaurants Turning Themselves into Drive-in Theatres. Face Masks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    I’ve always said the R-rated comedy is tricky to pull off, but even trickier than that is the Dark Comedy. At the top of this list would be Fargo, Pulp Fiction, and Snatch. Arkansas turns out to not be anywhere close to that level. I had high expectations for this movie. Dark comedy with Vince Vaughn and John Malkovich, how can you possibly go wrong? Turns out you sorta can. Biggest problem is Liam Hemsworth as the character Kyle.  Not only doesn’t he bring anything to his role, he actually sucks out a good portion of the air in whatever room he is in. While his partner in crime, Swin, played by Clark Duke lights up every scene he’s in, but it’s not enough to offset the vacuum caused by Hemsworth.       Kyle is at the bottom of a drug dealing operation. He has no aspiration to do more than the minimum and get drunk when he wants. He teams u with Swin who is quirky from the top of his thin stringy man bun, past his wispy, barely visible mustache, down to his ridiculous, colorful Hammer pants.    The differ

Today's moron of the day!   https://www.kwtx.com/content/news/Police-Driver-leads-officers-on-chase-riding-Bobcat-tractor-570099181.html       Today on Morons in the news:    Don't throw your crack pipe at the police.   Call him the Bobcat bandit!   The face mask caused the getaway.   I was trying to make a U turn. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/05/06/Driver-accidentally-reverses-onto-two-parked-cars-outside-Florida-bank/4411588774716/?sl=8