Thor's Hour Of Thunder

Content Warning for sexual assault and adult situations.

Face your past. Choose your future.

You would think a movie about a corpse dancing to Caribbean music would be funnier.

Bernie Lomax would be the perfect host, except for one small thing. He's dead.

We continue our annual tradition of doing a radio play to celebrate the winter holidays. We hope you enjoy our silliness. This presentiation is almost entirely improvised commercials. Pumpkins and GPS scripts from icomedytv.com. That what the fuck Folger's ad is surprisingly close to the original ad. Pennslyvania lottery really does have an ad where an old man gives off scratch-off lottery tickets, and it does star a talking ground hog. Many many many thanks to McFly for editing this nonsense and creating and adding all the great sound effects and music.

Content Warnings for severe sex & nudity, as well as severe violence & gore.

This week Thor is working extra hard and long (giggity) on his new super secret film job (another giggity). McFly needed to clean out his voicemail box and didn't want to waste 13 minutes of perfectly awesome messages left by the pantheon. So here they are, in all their glory... un-aired messages from 2014! Also, since it's very un-Thor's like to release an episode under 15 minutes, McFly included a best of musical collection.

We give Method Man's song from the Batman Forever soundtrack the in-depth coverage it doesn't deserve. We also discuss all the stupid stuff that happens in the music video. If you're looking for a version with the curse words edited out, you can find this on McFly's music based podcast Tequila Sunrise.

Thor and Lawerence continue to discuss soundtracks that were better than the movies that spawned them. This episode starts out talking about the Coneheads soundtrack, and then mostly discusses the Batman Forever soundtrack. If you're looking for a version with the curse words edited out, you can find this on McFly's music based podcast Tequila Sunrise. Also discussed: Heidi Klum, U2, "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me", Method Man, Val Kilmer, and more Kenny Loggins.

Thor and Lawrence of the Labia discuss "Songs written for movies, that are better than the movies they come from" This episode is 100 percent about Kenny Loggins. Editor's Note: Thor got Kenny Loggins and Kenny Rogers confused at one point during this episode. It was bound to happen. If you're looking for a version with the curse words edited out, you can find this on McFly's music based podcast Tequila Sunrise. Also discussed: Giorgio Moroder, Caddy Shack, Top Gun, Footloose, and Daft Punk.

This episode was made years before we knew Justin Roiland was a bad person.

The podcast's music director, McFly, made another song for us. From the perspective of Doc Brown, he sings "Do You Wanna Go Time Travel?" to the tune of "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" from Frozen.

For those about to rock, we solute you.

To achieve the less than 30 minutes of usable audio for the Extended Pantheon's radio play version of Mickey's Christmas Carol, the podcast's resident audio engineer had to wade through over two hours of nonsense. Thor's now proudly presents to you, all of that nonsense. Many thanks to McFly for all his help, he is truly a god among us norse gods.

The Thor's expanded pantheon celebrates Christmas by doing a dramatic reading of the script to the 1983 television Special "A Mickey's Christmas Carol." The Narration is provided by friend of the show Ellen Smithee, who used the original Dickens narration to add a touch of class to the proceedings. A many thanks to everyone who provided voice talent for this episode. Extra Tasty Crispy thanks to McFly, who did an amazing job of editing this and doing the sound design, despite Thor giving him far too little time to complete either of those tasks.

Robin Williams death hits the pantheon pretty hard, we take some time to reminisce about why we loved the man. If you need to talk, the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline is here.