Grits To Glitz

In this special episode of Grits to Glitz, Amy and Bay try to decide on the best reading for the marriage of Miles Smith and Steve Friess. Sometimes the joy is so great, the right words are hard to find.

Yamy went to Pawn Donut and Coffee and Bay went to the hospital to have her innards re-grouted. We're going to have to have strong words with that Woodrow! Anyway, Bay is going to be fine, and Amy is going to continue to enjoy living in Las Vegas. This show went all over the place because we were worried the Skype session would die at any moment! Come check it out. Should we drink whilst recording? Maybe! (Maybe we should drink *more*.) Call us! 44-222-96269! Vegas Internet Mafia Family Picnic Hilarious sheep herding video on YouTube Pawn Donut and Coffee The D Dog birthday parties on Pinterest

Lest you think we've deserted you, please know that we've been trying our best to podcast. We've just been failing miserably. Here's what we eked out this week. We'll try again next week! Promise!

Pride 48 was wonderful! Everyone should listen to Satyrsphere! Everyone should listen to They Don't Know!  Everyone damn well better listen to Vera Speaks...For Real!!!!!  Lana in her Pride 48 shirt Knoxville's having the last Boomsday celebration Homemade ice cream rocks! Our mother restored a beautiful Victorian house Heisey the Persian cat was the best gift ever.

Don't feed the insecure writer!!! But if you do like Bay's show descriptions, let her know. Otherwise, she'll just keep entertaining herself. Amy went to Tennessee!!! Bay cooked all week long! Peach vodka is awesome! Lana is looking for a prince in a toad, when she should be seeking frogs! Vocabulary Vixen drops in for a visit! And Pride 48 is less than a week away, woo hoo! Call us at 44-222-96269!   - The anecdote about antidote - Toad excretions! - Pride 48!!! - Bay's cucumber sandwich recipe!

Yeah! We're back. Everyone thinks they have to go to the hospital like Bay! (Including Bay.... as it turns out.) Little Aussie Battler noticed that *someone* set the Cosmopolitan deck on fire. (Cough, cough, not us, we swear! OK, maybe...) Amy is heading to Tennessee just in time to catch all the fun car shopping news! Bay's got a Blue Apron report! And finally, we loved the movie Trainwreck. Didn't you? Bill Hader, nom nom!!!! Email us atamy@gritstoglitz.com!   Blue Apron has heavenly recipes! Little Aussie Battler has a heavenly podcast! You know we love the Cosmopolitan resort. So when we say it's HOT HOT HOT.... OK, we didn't really mean *that* way! Car shopping. OK, Bay got drunk and forgot to look up a link for "car shopping" Stop judging Bay! Have a cocktail. Holy crap! Here's a link for car shopping! Website bonus: Dogs sexting. ROFL!!! We love our dogs. Stop looking at us like that.

It's a crazy show (duh!) because we're so happy, we're giddy and gabby! Yay, SCOTUS! Yay, #LoveWins! Yay, new towels! Wait. What? Oh, yeah, yay, new towels! Bay is looking forward to Blue Apron deliveries, and Amy is looking forward to her vacation in Tennessee. And she's looking for a new housesitter, too. Have you looked at MindMyHouse.com? We have! Call us at 44-222-96269! Would you mind? [My house?] Find a housesitter! Make a Blue Apron meal! Party in August! What Amy's new towels would look like if she had waited for SCOTUS and Bay's input!

Amy does! She treated herself to a birthday weekend seeing Satyr from The Satyrsphere podcast in "The Addams Family." Now Amy pines to get back onstage herself! Bay fills us in on the haps in the cardiac rehab fitness club, including proper attire, and while Amy wants a Fitbit, Bay just wants cupcakes. Email us! Slipperyslope@gritstoglitz.com! Bonus content: Amy reviews Dasani Infusions! Pride 48 Namaste, y'all San Jose Stage Company The Satyrsphere Greetings from Nowhere podcast Magpies MyFitnessPal Fitbit

Yes! Here's to GRITS* and glitz and good haircuts and a week in fabulous Las Vegas, starring Lana the French bulldog! It's an extra-long episode packed with some old business and a whole bunch of new business. Leave us voice mail at 44-222-96269! (That's 442-229-6269, or 442-BAY-N-AMY, too.)*GRITS = Girls Raised In The South Umami Burger O Face Doughnuts Globe Salon Perch Downtown Container Park Slotzilla zip line

Whose turn is it to be dramatic? Amy's! No, it's still Bay's turn! No, it's Lana's turn! Oh, whoever's turn it is, they're being dramatic. We got musical voice mail! Bay failed a test, and Amy's house was a victim. We're going to see the Grand Canyon! Amy had a visitor who tried to steal the affections of Lana the fabulous Frenchie, and Amy's branching out into old/new gambling games. Write to us at thedramamustcease@gritstoglitz.com! The Satyrsphere! Stress tests are aptly named! B-I-N-G-O! Williams, AZ! French bulldog carrier pack!

Well, if you're Bay, there's no way of knowing! But we're working on it! New listener Erin checks in via email -- you're welcome to do so, too, at bay@gritstoglitz.com, y'know! What do you know about anemia? New feature: Retread Text Theatre! as performed by Amy and Bay, via the Interwebs! Do you still get cable, or have you joined the 21st century like Amy? Bay gives a short report on Townsend, TN, in springtime, and Amy flew the Slotzilla zip line on Fremont Street! Call us at 44-222-96269! Erin's blog Deployment Diatribes! Elvira's Cafe between Townsend and Sevierville -- yummy crepes! Cut the cable cord! Bay's a bloodless bitch! Slotzilla!!!! (Yeah, we can't wait, neither!)

You might know if it were an auction! Listen, y'all, this is one of our crazier episodes. We gabbed about everything from sock auctions to French bulldog farts and right on up to "The Sound of Music" and drones. We dished Nacho Daddy, March Madness, gambling, and volunteering for NPR fund drives. Why, we even talked about penis transplants. Can't stand it? Neither can we! Check out our links at www.gritstoglitz.com! Write to us at whynoihaveatinypenis@gritstoglitz.com! French Bulldog Rescue Network Farting art! The hills are alive! (Fifty years later and counting, dadgummit!) LV Animal Allergy and Dermatology Lana moiderizes Amy's drone -- turn down your volume!!! Yahoo's March Madness Fantasy Sports board (Bay's confession: I can't tell which one is my Amy...) Nacho Daddy, downtown Las Vegas' premiere Mexican eatery Cunt Pickle remix Penis transplant is real! 1978 SNL faux commercial WUOT, Knoxville's NPR station, and Bay's favorite

So much happening, it's hard to get it all in one paragraph! Amy has been a gad-about, flitting from one only-in-Las-Vegas event to another, and shopping a lot in between. Bay has continued her "oh, woe is me" thing, but a bright spot showed up in dark, furry cuteness to make it all worthwhile. Hovercrafts and Vocabulary Vixen! Voice mail pours in! Call us at 44-222-96269! Sayonara, Riviera. We hardly knew thee! Crazy Girls butts! Amy got a drone! 6pm.com = bargain basement of Zappos! Steve's column about Amy's tile!

It's story time! What happens when you Google your childhood sweetheart's name? Bay can tell you that this makes her legal assistant instincts go into overdrive. Amy has a Lana report, and the Vocabulary Vixen is here to lead you to enlightenment. Call us at 442-229-6269 (a.k.a., 44-222-96269) or write to us at flattiresstink@gritstoglitz.com! Amy wants a drone because of this video Lana loves her ball We got some Satyrsphere love from Scott! Here's the fabulous c*** pickle remix if you want it for your ringtone Llamas with Hats

Hey! We're back! Sorry for the long break, but we're gifting you (and ourselves) with a fabulous piece of music to make up for the long wait in between episodes. Warning! It's explicit. Like, seriously, really explicit. Because ... pickle. Amy has a new best friend! Bay has a trip to plan! We get voice mail now! 44-222-96269! Oh, OK, that's really (442) BAY-N-AMY, or (442) 229-6269. Sing! Sing a filthy song! Fiverr! James Beachen remixes cool [explicit] stuff! French Bulldog Rescue! Website exclusive: A Soft Murmur -- ahhhhh.

NOW YOU CAN!!!! We have voice mail! 442-BAY-NAMY, which is also (442) 229-6269, which Amy likes to pronounce, "44-222-96269"! While you're at it, please leave us a review on iTunes, and help us invest in our future. Speaking of futures, Amy's into Acorns, and Bay's getting retirement investments from work soon. Which she loves. Have we mentioned? Bay loves her job. Amy got a dash cam! Take that, Mother Russia! And we're not wearing our pajamas to Walmart, sorry, People of Walmart. We'll never be on your site. Hey! Give a listen to Greetings to Nowhere! It's cool! And as always, write to us atstopspillingdrinks@gritstoglitz.com! The Acorns app is for your future Dash cams are fun (Note: Those videos are not reviewed and/or approved by Bay or Amy of GritstoGlitz.com; view at your own risk.) Pajamas are for home People of Walmart don't know where pajamas belong Greetings from Nowhere is cool! Website exclusive: Project Runway All Stars! Make it work, y'all!

It's episode 272, for real this time! Amy and Bay have survived the holidays and are more than ready to leap into 2015. It's gotta be better! We've been bowling, we've seen a movie or two, we're adding more Christmas music to our list of favorites, and we're planning to help Bay fake an illness next Christmas eve. Write to us! Fakesickrocks@gritstoglitz.com! Post-bowling muscle soreness! Big-eyed waif art! The galaxy needs guarding! Straight No Chaser's original viral carol! Starland Vocal Band was better than its one Top 40 Hit! How to get out of social obligations!

It's a Grits to Glitz holiday special! We're just dishing about our favorite holiday things -- movies, songs, TV specials, fond Christmas memories, and holidays we wish we could forget. Join us for a long, reminiscent show! Write to us at youhohohos@gritstoglitz.com or send us a sound file to play on the air. Happy Holidays, y'all!   Noelco! Boogie Woogie! Baby Go Bye Bye! JT & Yo Yo Ma! That Night

Amy has! Tonight's episode has us discussing everything from silk scarves and eBay sellers' customer service to dog clothes, dogs, Belgian bistros, Pink Wheelnuts podcast, the Stratosphere, the SLS casino, Serial podcast and its devotees, and MailChimp, even though Bay doesn't know what that is. Join us for a slightly longer-than-usual show! Tell us what you think of -- well, gosh, anything! -- at grittygrits@gritstoglitz.com. An example of an eBay scarf - NOT the seller who stiffed Bay! Christmas sweater for your favorite dog! Pug or French bulldog? (Can we have one of each?!) Le Noir Bistro's TripAdvisor reviews track with our experience! We adore Pink Wheelnuts podcast and its host the Fey Driver! Go throw your friends off the Stratosphere! Eat fabulous food at Umami Burger! Visit SLS Casino where the Sahara used to be! Don't tell Bay what happens in the Serial podcast after the 1st episode! Are MailChimp's owners loving the day they decided to sponsor Serial, or do they just loathe the chick who can't pr

Grits to Glitz is back on iTunes! How do we celebrate? By getting together in the same place for a holiday that involves awesome food and cocktails!!! 2014 has been a heck of a year for us, but we're back on iTunes, upgrading some of our websites, and working on getting better voice mail. In the meantime, join us in listening to audio books and fabulous podcasts, reading great articles, worrying about everyone's animals, and watching movies that will not leave you. (Can you believe that plot twist?!?!) Plus Vocabulary Vixen makes an appearance to advocate for overlooked consonants! Write to us at amy@gritstoglitz.com or bay@gritstoglitz.com! Don't forget to check our website for links and bonus material! www.gritstoglitz.com Cards Against Humanity Secret City Railroad Gone Girl movie Amy Poehler is Bay's secret best friend We're so sorry about Steve's pup Jack Our new RSS feed: http://gritstoglitz.libsyn.com/rss