Podcast Vs Podcast

In which we apologize profusely to Tahlia Murdoch, of the Everything Economics podcast, for forgetting to mention her previously. Piers would like to make it up to her by getting her on to talk about her area of expertise: incels. Meanwhile, Erik would like to get good at chess.

In which Piers and Erik find the perfect balance between irony and sincerity with two podcast pitches that are competing directly against each other.

In which Erik unveils his disturbing anarchist desire to just smash glass wherever he finds it, and Piers unveils a disturbing long-standing obsession with the film Wild Wild West.

In which Piers uses the trial-and-error method to fix the rampant problem of exploding volcanos, and Erik admits a lot of messed up stuff in his subconscious.

In which Erik finally gives up and lets Piers do all the dumb banter he likes, and Piers creates a much-needed podcast dedicated to dice for all the Diceheads out there.

In which Erik savages the fine art of punsmanship, and Piers savages anyone who can't figure out the simple art of asking somebody to bind themselves to you for eternity.

In which Piers prepares for any kind of emergency special announcement by dropping a podcast after the fact, and Erik ranks the shows on our new network - the Cave Goblin Network - from worst to a very surprising best.

In which we all reflect on the enduring insanity of rich oil-rig tycoon J. Wilde Krocodillington, who's massive oil-rig manor house looms over the rest of our oil rigs, and whose legacy of madness, murder and destruction we still toil under. Enjoy!

In which we all take a seat by the fire together, light up our pipes, and reminisce about the good old days - before the days of fake news - when you knew when the fic got fake, and understood what that meant.

In which we remember some of Erik's most confusing scarecrow arguments. Why? Certainly not for the pleasure of the listener. Nevertheless, please enjoy.

In which Erik takes offense at what he perceives Piers' perceptions of Erik are, and Piers somehow casts a vote via text messaging.

In which Piers and Erik tackle the sensitive topic of how best to deal with Louis CK's unbelievable bullshit.

In which Erik has not one but SEVERAL hot takes about musical genres that are not his favourite (BritPop, Blues, R&B, Modern R&B, ENYA), and Piers considers the treacherous nature of time.

In which Piers and Erik realize they've been lying to each other for years.

In which Piers escapes from the well he's been trapped in, and Erik gets out of another tight jam with at timely discussion of the meaning of art.

In which special guest co-host JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies Over 9 Islands) enlists Erik - apparently a professional hacker now - to investigate serious criminal allegations against him - a lawsuit no less - from the department division of Canadian tax stuff. Regular co-host Piers remains trapped at the bottom of a well, with none of his friends showing any signs of coming to help him.

In which special guest JOSEPH STILWELL entertains Erik's pitch for a service to help people reign in their dumb Twitter mistakes, and Joe extra-cleverly points out that Erik (not Piers) is sometimes wrong about stuff. Piers remains trapped in a well for the time being.

In which special guest JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies Over Nine Islands) talks about how much he could get done if he was trapped in a well, and Erik watches as many horror movies as he can before he's consumed by the ghosts of Halloween.

In which special guest JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies over Nine Islands) escapes a 1000 year prison sentence to appear on a podcast with a sleepy host, and Joe takes a good hard look at his looking orbs (eyes.)

In which Piers covers a podcast that's already covering something because it's supposedly being covered in a way that leaves a lot of what needs to be uncovered covered, and Erik likes Pokemon.