Lima Time Time

Patrick and James discuss... *I don't exactly know. Something about the Astros and how good they are. Brought to you by Bravado Spice.

The Haunting Hour is Patrick's rogue live show that haunts in the late hours and has no set time, guest, or topic. Anything goes, and this show got extremely spooky. Try some Bravado Spice hot sauce now!

Pat defends Alex Bregman's right to respond to anyone talking trash on the Internet, and then takes it much, much further...well, just listen. Definitely not safe for work.

Patrick and James log on to talk about... *Nothing in particular, really *Cole Hamels: racist? *The necessity of bulletin board material *What would constitute a playoff disaster? *Verlander or Keuchel in G1? *Shaman Noodles and Amish Carriage ground effects -Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice

Comedian Dave Ross comes on the Bozoathon at, what, 2:30am? To discuss: *This can't be recapped. *Explicit lyrics

Astros Great Kevin Goldstein, for some unknown reason, joins the Bozoathon (right after the Astros lost the first game to Oakland) to discuss: *What it's like to overreact to 0.6% of the season *How to regulate #AstrosTwitter *The amount of information they have, that we don't have *Discussions within the front office *His prediction for when we will hit the wall *So much more

At 12:17am (5:17 into the show) WFAA's Levi Weaver came on to talk about: *Jon Daniels and the Rangers' decision not to swap series *When we were gonna hate life *Patrick and James disarm a potentially volatile situation *The best heckler in Texas

Patrick and James return from the Bozoathon Layoff to discuss: *What were you doing in Fall 2001? *Have the Astros ever lied to us? *The painful rebuild to present. *Postseason questions: McCullers? Beltran? Fisher? Verlander? *We recap the highs and many, many lows of the Bozoathon. Sponsored, for now, by Bravado Spice

Patrick, James, and (sometimes Tim) talk to Nick Mundy about: *The rotation *Options if the rotation isn't ready *Who's not on the playoff roster

Patrick and James talk to Space City WX's Matt Lanza about... *How did Hurricane Harvey happen? *When did things go wrong? *What meteorological models are the most reliable? *A bunch of weather stuff *What does the European model say about the 2017 Astros post-season?

Patrick and James (mostly Patrick) talk to WORLD-RENOWNED comedienne Nikki Glaser, between shows in Houston, about: *What a terrible idea the Bozoathon is *Bumble and the problems with dating apps *The use of LOL *James is actually The Catch

MLB.com's Jonathan Mayo joins the Bozoathon to discuss: *The Verlander Trade *The Astros farm system *Houston, in general

Patrick and James talk to Comedy Central's, The Onion's, The President's Show's Mike Drucker about: *Living through hurricanes *The funniest joke/bit I've ever heard

Part One of Patrick Hates the Moon

Patrick and James talk to Fat Tony on the Bozoathon about: -Fat Tony's *very extremely good* album MacGregor Park -Fat Tony's experience with hurricanes -History of Houston rap cross-pollenation -What Fat Tony has going on

It's the Lana Berry segment of the 24-hour Bozoathon! Recorded during the evening of Friday, September 8, we talk about: *The Rangers *How many children Jon Daniels has sent to a Romanian prison camp *The outlook of the Rangers/Astros rivalry *Audio quality is meh. Deal with it.

Patrick and James discuss the latest disaster to befall Houston as well as: *Friend/Family check *Harvey is a punk-ass bitch *Similarities to Ike *Joel Osteen is the White T.D. Jakes *Aren'tlington *A bunch of other stuff *Announcing the Lima Time Time Podcastathon *Give our sacks of money to the Houston Food Bank Sponsored by Bravado Spice.

Patrick and James discuss: *The slump *How stupid the slump actually is *The injuries, oh God, the injuries *Tyler Clippard is Will Harris until Will Harris gets back and then things are good again *The AL teams what scare us most *Keuchel's return *Dustin Zoolander *Colby Rasmus weighs in on Nazis and snakes and the moon Sponsored by Bravado Spice, who are great people with a great product who owe us great sacks of money.

James flies solo to talk to his traitorous brother-in-law about his Rangers fandom, as well as: *Why is this dude a Rangers fan *Hole Camels *Other stuff *Rougned Odor's little brother jerking off teammates *Which Astros would he swap out for trash Rangers players *Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice

Patrick & James discuss: *Continued thoughts on the Trade Deadline That Wasn't *How Patrick would respond to Dallas Keuchel, were he Jeff Luhnow *Justin Verlander - with not a single mention of Kate Upton *Baseball was not meant for Twitter *Questions, answered. Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice who are definitely contractually obligated to provide us sacks of money.