Just Completely Uncalled For

it's a hair past a freckle.

That is, business as usual.

and read a women's book.

Sure. I'll try that.

but it isn't lonely.

...and riding boxcars.

Oh, wait. That's a gun.

...weren't much fun, really.

He wears a trilby.

And Pol Pot. He was a nice guy. Right?

Fire! Get out! Get out!

whilst getting drunk.

Take me out to the ballgame.

while I was looking at my duck stamp collection.

Oh, and fat bikes and Hispanics and African Americans.

...the rough years.

Back home.

5 minutes in jail. Oh, big fucking deal.

Well, come on in, ya rascal.

He'll kick your hat down the street.