Synopsis
The topics can be nearly anything. Guests, if they exist, are imaginary. Feedback is encouraged at heydickface@mail.com or jcuf@mail.com. Hate mail is welcome and even thoroughly enjoyed.
Episodes
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Motorboating her titties would have been inappropriate.
24/06/2020 Duration: 03minSend it to heydickface@mail.com or to jcuf@mail.com.
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Jimmy got his face broken. A little. Not bad.
23/06/2020 Duration: 05minSend it to heydickface@mail.com or to jcuf@mail.com.
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Mike was a headless chicken.
20/06/2020 Duration: 04minSend it to heydickface@mail.com or to jcuf@mail.com.
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I was assaulted by an owl. Sexually.
19/06/2020 Duration: 04minSend it to heydickface@mail.com or to jcuf@mail.com.
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I bet we don't get pancakes tomorrow.
18/06/2020 Duration: 05minSend it to heydickface@mail.com or to jcuf@mail.com.
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My girlfriend has substantial girth.
16/06/2020 Duration: 04minSend it to heydickface@mail.com or to jcuf@mail.com.
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Condoms are good for your memory.
16/06/2020 Duration: 05minSend it to heydickface@mail.com or to jcuf@mail.com.
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Were you ever pleasantly surprised by the topography of a woman's breasts?
14/06/2020 Duration: 04minSend it to heydickface@mail.com or to jcuf@mail.com.
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I didn't believe in hell. Then, I got married.
12/06/2020 Duration: 06minSend it to heydickface@mail.com or to jcuf@mail.com.
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Her teeth fold back. A lot of people are saying that.
11/06/2020 Duration: 04minSend it to heydickface@mail.com or to jcuf@mail.com.
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It was a metal shed. God rest its miserable soul.
09/06/2020 Duration: 04minSend it to heydickface@mail.com or to jcuf@mail.com.
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The most entitled human in the world got slapped in the puss.
09/06/2020 Duration: 05minSend it to heydickface@mail.com or to jcuf@mail.com.
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I punched my toddler in the face. Hard. Really followed through.
08/06/2020 Duration: 03minSend it to heydickface@mail.com or to jcuf@mail.com.
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I think they just stopped having eggs.
07/06/2020 Duration: 04minSend it to heydickface@mail.com or to jcuf@mail.com.
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How much do I give for fellatio?
05/06/2020 Duration: 04minSend it to heydickface@mail.com or to jcuf@mail.com.
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She told me that the newest form of protest is to burn down your own house.
04/06/2020 Duration: 05minSend it to heydickface@mail.com or to jcuf@mail.com.
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Yeah, okay. Whatever that last thing you just said.
02/06/2020 Duration: 02minSend it to heydickface@mail.com or to jcuf@mail.com.
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Look, Haybale. Chill your solid human waste.
02/06/2020Send it to heydickface@mail.com or to jcuf@mail.com.
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Freddie the Fence Got Fleeced
31/05/2020 Duration: 04minSend it to heydickface@mail.com or to jcuf@mail.com.