Here For The Wrong Reasons

Bachelor in Paradise Season 5 Finale!! Joe and Kendall freak out. The Goose wears white jeans. Jordan and Jenna live happily ever after (until one day after the show ends). Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BIP 5 Episodes 9-10: Colton goes home to become the Bachelor. Scallops rises from the sea like Venus. Or like a scallop. New Zealand Jordan did not come here to fuck spiders. Eric follows the cheese home. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BIP 5 7-8: Krystal's butt is unreal. Jubilee gets the shaft from John and this show. Jordan drags his dick all over Benoit's baguette. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bachelor in Paradise S5 E5-6: Chris tries to gaslight Tia. Everyone is getting blurred. John makes the right choice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bachelor in Paradise S5 E3-4: Jenna is wearing a black box over her ass. Caroline is wearing a kimino with nothing underneath. Jordan is fucking Mr. Rogers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bachelor in Paradise S5 E1: David wants to marry his mom. Colton is this season's fuck boy. Watch out for the Goose gang! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bachelorette S14 Finale: Thank god it's over. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bachelorette S14 E10: Grocery Joe is back in stock! Jordan has billboards up in everybody's minds. Chris apologizes via gospel choir. Ryan still doesn't understand BDE. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Tags: The Bachelorette Bachelor Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bachelorette S14 E9: In a culturally sensitive episode, Blake and Becca try not to paw at each other on sacred temple grounds. Poor Jason gets cut by Beckster. Garrett and Becca are wild and crazy together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bachelorette S14 E8: Becca thinks Garrett's tractor is sexy. Jason's mom is not sincere. Who sings for Becca. Tia is a total Weiner. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bachelorette S14 E7: Colton really knows how to work that conch, or does he? Garrett and Becca have more fun than any couple on the planet. Blake drops the L word. Leo has BDE, but not a rose. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bachelorette S14 E6: Virginia is for lovers. Jason is still Andrew Keegan. Chris misuses "literally" in the worst possible way. Leo is Anna's sun and stars. Did we mention that Virginia is for lovers? Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bachelorette S14, E5: It's Vegas, Baby! Someone rubs a pillow on their face. Colton and Becca visit the Virgin River. It's Wayne Fucking Newton, or is it Wayne Frickin Newton? David can't enjoy silence. Wills is our hero. Did we mention they're in Vegas? Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S14 E4: David's face looks like a Picasso. Garrett yada yada yadas marriage and divorce. Johnny Tsunami gets really nervous around girls, but then gets the golden ax. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bachelorette S14 E3: David makes a bitch move. Jordan is in his element. Richard Marx is relevant again. Trump and Kim Jong Un shake hands. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bachelorette S14 E2: Lincoln and Connor fight over a picture. Becca and Blake smash shit up. Garrett is still a monster on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bachelorette S14 E1: Jordan is the pensive male. Garrett is a terrible human being. Becca is boring. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Arie's Season Finale! Becca and Arie are ready to do the damn thing, but then they do not. Chris Harrison pretends to cry. What is the difference between Holland and the Netherlands? We have no idea. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bachelor S23 E9-10. The glam-shaming continues on the Women Tell All. Then the gang heads to Peru for some fantasy suite (and fantasy yurt) action! Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bachelor S23E8: We meet Kendall and Kylie, but not the ones you think. Arie doesn't know how to pick apples. Ryan suggests unpatriotic pigs in a blanket. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to hereforthewrongreasons@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices