Synopsis
Radio X is the ONLY station that can put up with their weirdness. Elis: Welsh, Swansea City fan. John: Bristolian, Queen fan. Who will triumph in this battle of wits? Place your bets and tune in to Radio X at 1pm on Saturdays to hear the outcome. Radio X is available across the UK on digital radio, 104.9 FM in London, 97.7 FM in Manchester, on your mobile or via www.radiox.co.uk.
Episodes
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BONUS PODCAST - Smells
16/03/2017 Duration: 48minElis and John crashed on through their stint on Drive today and here are the results – a beat-boxing revelation, a sensational mix of smells, and an unfortunate brain worm. There’s all the usual stuff too – John Googled the heck out of The Travel (live), Humble Brag Of The Day (cash is cash), Panic Normality, John’s Shame Well, and the Light-Hearted Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm for the next fortnight, but if you can't listen live, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com
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BONUS PODCAST - Rock Bottom Robins
15/03/2017 Duration: 45minIn yet another bonus installment of EJ&JR on Radio X, jungle-dweller and friend of the show Joel Dommett swings by for a chat. Plus, John is perhaps a little too happy with Amersham’s placing in a ‘top UK towns’ list. LET’S DRIVE! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm for the next fortnight, but if you can't listen live, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com
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BONUS PODCAST - Social Media Is A Swamp, So Dive Right In
14/03/2017 Duration: 48minNow is the time to unfollow EVERYONE on every form of social media - everyone except from Radio X of course, especially if you want to see Elis’ lovely new haircut. Wrap your ears around this juicy podcast to hear a thorough analysis. All this on today's Nap Prison, otherwise known as podcast, plus regular favourites Humblebrag of the Day, John’s Shame Well, Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review and John Googles The Travel LIVE! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm for the next fortnight, but if you can't listen live, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com
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BONUS PODCAST - Canine Correctness Gone Mad
13/03/2017 Duration: 50minWelcome back Legends! We’re now into the second week of Elis and John valiantly covering for Johnny Vaughan’s 4-7 thang. To start the week be prepared for a lot of canine chatter, John bringing out his feminine side, plus regular favourites, Humblebrag of the Day, John’s Shame Well and Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm this week, but if you can't listen live, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com
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Episode 160 – Hungover Corpse, Sweet Regret & Beatle – Bet
11/03/2017 Duration: 01h01minHalfway into the stint of weekday drive time vibing, there’s still plenty in the tank for the traditional Saturday afternoon badinage. Elis, John and Producer V all hauled themselves in after a night of larging it, however, Producer D was nowhere to be seen after dancing with himself into the wee small hours. A quick look at why eBay is better than selling things for a £1 outside your house, influential teenagers and a Strong, Confident Robins are just some of the treats this week. Plus, the Humble Brags, some belting Emails and a Beta Bet which made Elis want to be sick at the alter of Sir Paul McCartney. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.
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BONUS PODCAST – Scream Yourself To Sleep
10/03/2017 Duration: 01h01minWe’ve made it, drive-time legends. A whole week in the driving seats and another one to look forward to. All to play for. Can a roof tile cause depression? You bet your Judge Robins it can. Ever feel like you don’t get enough Queen chat from the show? We’ve got more for you, plus Elis’ flawless Brian May impression. All of this plus the Humble Brags, Emails and a light-hearted paper review featuring Nicole Kidman wearing a lot of carrots. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm for the next fortnight, but if you can't listen live, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com
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BONUS PODCAST - Too Handsome For Chips
09/03/2017 Duration: 48minThe ‘Trawlers of the Past’ are back and on today’s show, John divulges one of his secret skills, the boys discuss unsolved family mysteries and there’s lots of wallet chat (more fun than it sounds). All that plus regular favourites, Humblebrag of the Day, John’s Shame Well and Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm for the next fortnight, but if you can't listen live, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com
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BONUS PODCAST – Wheydio X
08/03/2017 Duration: 59minTeam! As we herald the return of the 'good radio bell', strap in for chat fest, PCDs. On today’s show we try to get to the bottom of who called a “Smut Line” from Elis’ landline in 1995, the boys chat to Richard Herring about what he spends every March 8th (International Women's Day) doing PLUS after shocking complaints about Dave’s horn yesterday, there is a pivotal change to John Googles the Travel... LIVE! All that plus regular favourites, Humblebrag of the Day, John’s Shame Well and Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm for the next fortnight, but if you can't listen, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com
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BONUS PODCAST - Toxic Shame
07/03/2017 Duration: 01h00sWARNING LISTENERS! This podcast reaches Toxic levels of shame! With the boys continuing their efforts to “Bring Shame to your Daily Commute”, Elis says something he regrets in front of Ashleigh, the newsreader as he was showing off (he’s got form for that). John gets topless during the Light Hearted Paper Review and the boys help a listener out with his first Best Man speech! PLUS we have All your favourite regular features, Humblebrag of the Day John’s Shame Well and Email of the Species. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm for the next fortnight, but if you can't listen, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com
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BONUS PODCAST - Bringing Shame To Your Daily Commute
06/03/2017 Duration: 54minHello Hammer Legends! Radio X Top Brass have let Elis and John cover Johnny Vaughan’s 4-7 thang once again, this time for 2 WHOLE WEEKS! It won’t be long before Radio X starts a secondary station solely for broadcasting classic EJ & JR content, year round! On today’s show, the boys bring shame to your daily commute with a trip down John’s Shame Well, they also try and help a listener with the naming of a potential new pub and we revive a potentially award winning drive-based feature, John Googles the Travel LIVE! All that plus regular favourites, Humblebrag of the Day and Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm for the next fortnight, but if you can't listen, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com
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Episode 159 – Producer D’s News, Myspace V’s & Freddie’s F6
04/03/2017 Duration: 01h11minThis week we look into the past and remember John’s abs, fondly. We look to the present, where producer D has some V big news! We even look to the future, where apparently, unwanted goods could be sold on the internet. Who knew? Also… Who wants an 8 minute, detailed walkthrough on Freddie Mercury’s vocal range from John Robins? You’re in luck. Finally, Elis now languishes 6-0 behind John in Beta Bet…. If he can’t mount a charge this week, it may never happen! Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.
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Episode 158 – White Paint, The Big 41 & Solo Female Pub Advice
25/02/2017 Duration: 01h01minElis had a big surprise this week from one of his all-time heroes, whilst John described his best night ever. The boys also discussed radioactive protection and how to change the rules on Beta Bet next week. Plus Jeremy Clarkson on ties. All this plus Email Of The Species, the Light-Hearted Paper Review, Humble Brag Of The Week and the Keep It Session Sessions. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.
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Episode 157 – Sexy Valentines, Shame Pause & Friday The Donkey
18/02/2017 Duration: 01h12minAre you pounding the P, or sitting on your B? Either way…. You’ll be unsurprised to learn that Elis & John spent valentine’s evening together eating too much cheese on toast. This week, Elis talks about the calories you can expect to incur whilst larging it and John offers sanctuary to those who have shamed and need a visit down the well. Can Elis start to make some ground on John’s 4-0 lead in Beta Bet? Will the show win at the Chortle Awards this time? What would you do with a dodeca-month subscription to Apple music? It’s frankly academic as long as you moisturise. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.
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Episode 156 – Phil Schofield, R.Kelly & London’s saddest DJ
11/02/2017 Duration: 01h06minWe present to you… “London’s Saddest DJ” – After playing a killer set at Dave’s Disco the night before, John hauled himself in to sit opposite shirtless Eastern European health fanatic, Elis James. In this week’s podcast, Elis tells us why only a cold shower will do and is unsure whether his co-host is John Robins or Phillip (Phil) Schofield. There’s also a trip down the Shame-Well, a strong round of Beta Bet and a paper review that you might find interesting (or not). Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/
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Episode 155 – The Beating Heart, Selfless Yoga & Sat Nav Shame
04/02/2017 Duration: 01h16minThis week, John emerges from Dry January in good health with zeal, and a slight hangover! Find out exactly who’s who when it comes to the Radio X body and take the plunge into John’s Shame Well, a place where even Robins can lose his professional ability to broadcast. Also, Elis takes a look at what Jeremy Clarkson considers to be “utter, utter swivel-eyed madness.” All this plus the usual Humble Brags, Beta Bet and an email about a tape worm… Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/
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Episode 154 – Sexy John, Chatty Elis & Abergwili
28/01/2017 Duration: 01h07minAny podcast that pounds the P like this one deserves your attention. A jam packed week in which we learn exactly why John is considered so sexy in the city of Bristol and why Elis has hung onto his cool, but not so much his sexy… Hear “John’s Shame Well” and only the second Beta Bet ever… As it continues to improve owing largely to listener suggestions…. All this plus the usual HBOTW, emails and a rundown of the Chinese New Year… Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.
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Episode 153 – Statman Ross, BetaBet & A New Operating System
22/01/2017 Duration: 01h01minAn absolute anvil of a podcast this week, packed with not one but two brand new features and some farewell analysis of Winner Plays On by Elis & John’s Andy Zaltzman, Ross “Statistician” Middleton. Plus LOADS of the usual stuff too – Humble Brag Of The Week, Email Of The Species, Elis’ Laid-Back and Light-Hearted Paper Review, and Tick Off A Taste! And a world first in the Keep It Session Sessions… Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/
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Episode 152 – Moving Wood, Silent Dave Johns & Confident Squirrels
14/01/2017 Duration: 01h06minHUGE Winner Plays On news this week – my word it’s tense – plus Dave’s Mancunian dream (nightmare?) and an insight into the comedic genius that is Elis James. Plus Shaggy trivia and John sort of invents an innuendo. As well as all that there’s the usual stuff – Humble Brag Of The Week (it’s an absolute hammer this week), Email Of The Species, the Laid-Back Paper Review and the Keep It Session Sessions. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.
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Episode 151 – Lump, Bump, Smooth, Motion, Tantalise.
07/01/2017 Duration: 01h09minSaying “Hello Daddio”, Welsh freight, and being fascinated by pain – all topics discussed by J-Dog and Eel-Man this week. The boys returned from their successful stint on Prime Time Drive Time as Keepers Of The Vaughan Flame and brought Elis’ Laid-Back Paper Review with them, plus the usual stuff – Humble Brag Of The Week (which this week is absolutely exceptional), Winner Plays On, and a double dose of Email Of The Species. Enjoy the podcast, and remember – all’s quallo. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@radiox.co.uk (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. saturday@radiox.co.uk http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/
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BONUS PODCAST – Release The Clutch To Great Chat…
06/01/2017 Duration: 49minIt’s the final day on Prime Time Drive Time Commercial Radio for our boys – but that didn’t stop the badinage. Today Elis and John spoke to Robinson, the owner of a top shelf emporium, ruminated on the notion of a whole month of keeping it 0.0% session, and played a round of Winner Drives On – exceptionally named, I’m sure you’ll agree. All this plus Humble Brag Of The Day and of course Elis’ Laid-Back Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on Saturday@RadioX.co.uk (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are back to live shows on Saturday this weekend – tune in from 1-4pm! Keep it session, keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com