You Eight It! (the Podcast)

It's Doomsday in Denver! Join You Eight It host Michael Polston as he sits down with longtime friend Sam -aka Igor Thundersmash- to conclude his 2 stop western podcast tour in Denver, Colorado. It's on for young and old as they take on all comers including horse meat, Hollywood, and white lobster! THIS EPISODE'S EXCITING CARD: LEGACY MATCH! Igor Thundersmash vs. Uguisu no fun HOLLYWOOD MATCH! Igor Thundersmash vs. Terrible Movie MYSTERY MATCH? Igor Thundersmash vs. Mystery Opponents FIGHT DIRTY! Igor Thundersmash vs. Urban Dictionary MAIN EVENT! Igor and Michael vs. Red Rocks Amphitheater

It's Hollywood Hellfire here on the You Eight It podcast! Join host Michael Polston on his cross-country podcast tour as he sits down in Hollywood with friend, comedian, and host of The Legacy Music Hour (along with Rob F. Switch), Brent "The Brent Weinbach" Weinbach! LISTEN as they discuss lost computers and letting go! HEAR them ask the Magic 8 Ball questions of fortune and fame! FEEL them revisit the You Eight It season 2 finale and drink/discuss/rate many interesting sodas! It's a reall hammertime situation, and it's only here on the exciting You Eight It podcast's episode 29 Free-Per_Hear! Note: You can check out Brent's website HERE. THIS EPISODE'S EXCITING CARD: MUSIC MATCH! Brent and Michael vs. Free Geek RANDOM WEBSITE! Brent Weinbach vs. Flashpoints MAGIC 8 BALL MATCH! Brent Weinbach vs. The Magic 8 Ball MAIN EVENT! Brent and Michael vs. Rocket Fizz sodas

The You Eight it Podcast posts a brand new episode full of excitement. This Free-Per Hear's podcast champion is The Velvet Claw! During the episode, moral questions are asked, snakes die trying to eat themselves, and popcorn is not what it seems. Do you listen? This episode's exciting lineup of events: SCRUPLES MATCH! The Velvet Claw vs. A Question of Scruples YOU EIGHT (TUBE) IT! The Velvet Claw and Michael Polston vs. Random You Tube videos PROFESSIONAL MATCH! The Velvet Claw vs. Cannibalism -----MAIN EVENT----- FIGHT DIRTY! The Velvet Claw vs. Urban Dictionary

Join Host Michael Polston and podcast champion Señor Meltdown for a card that every 11 year old boy will love! Hear the exciting blanket fort match! The spectacular discussions of toys and trading cards! The Hollywood pitch idea that the Oscars have been waiting for! It's another exciting Free-Per-Hear, and it's only at the You Eight It Podcast! Can you believe the Fantasy? And make sure to check out Señor Meltdown's Movie Meltdown podcast! This episode's events: Blanket Fort Match! Bryan Meltdown vs. Non-sports Trading Cards Fan Favorite! Bryan Meltdown vs. Marc Bolan Come Deal with Me! Bryan Meltdown and Michael Polston vs. Gre-Gory the Vampire Bat and Song Lyrics -----MAIN EVENT----- Hollywood Match! Bryan Meltdown and Michael Polston vs. Unicorn Magic

Join Michael Polston and You Eight It fan favorite Devin "Dervin Davies" Kelly for an evening of some of the hottest action ever to be seen in The Squared Circle of Knowledge! Does Dervin Davies have what it takes to be a Champion? Tune in and find out! This evening's events: RANDOM WEBSITE Dervin Davies vs. www.bobbins.org CELEBRITY ARTICLE  (featuring guest narrator Heather Zajkowsky) Dervin Davies vs. Fistulina Hepatica FOOD FIGHT! Dervin Davies vs. Mexican Street Food WOULD YOU RATHER...? TAG MATCH Dervin Davies and Michael Polston vs. Would You Rather...? Love & Sex ----------MAIN EVENT---------- Dervin Davies vs. Isolation Tank

In this transitional episode of You Eight It, host Michael Polston chats with special guest Lauren Kemme about making changes to the podcast so that he doesn't continue to feel overwhelmed by it, a delicious Louisville vietnamese restaurant, and everyone's favorite white rapper...and the whole time, Lauren Kemme's last name is actually Vela! This week's FOUR Wikipedia articles and lunch break are: 1. Postmodern Novels (10:15) 2. Off-color Humor (18:02) LUNCH (32:37) 3. Sexual Revolution (46:03) 4. Pseudonymous Rappers (55:41)

In episode 23 of You Eight It, Michael chats with special guest Wade Carter about professional wrestling, G.I. Joe, and Legends of the Hidden Temple. Draw a bath, light some candles, put on some romantic music, and tune in! This episode's 8 Wikipedia categories are: 1. Philosophy of Love (9:30) 2. WWE Hall of Fame (17:57) 3. English Language Television Programming (37:07) 4. Toy Industry (42:29) 5. Martial Arts (57:17) 6. Aesthetics (1:05:44) 7. NOS Stereo Technique (1:09:54) 8. Nickelodeon Game Shows (1:14:50)

In episode 22 of You Eight It, host Michael Polston has a chat during a mighty thunderstorm with special celebrity friend Carolyn Hardy about going vegan, going home, and going there on a horse...while marginalizing almost everybody. This episode's 8 Wikisegments: 1. Xanthorhoini (8:44) 2. Zionist Organizations (15:51) 3. Superstitions (25:19) 4. Queer (34:45) 5. Probabilistic Complexity Theory (44:10) 6. Frozen Desserts (52:12) 7. Positive Psychology (1:00:28) 8. In-hand Showing (1:12:18)

In part two of the You Eight It season 3 premiere, Host Mack McConnell continues his chat with celebrity friend Michael Polston. They discuss music in today's world, disappearing in the Atlantic, and dates with tan girls. Don't miss episode 21's exciting conclusion! This episode's Wikipedia categories are: 1. Billboard Hot 100 Number-One Singles 2. Urban Legends 3. Camouflage 4. Literary Concepts

In part one of the You Eight It season three premiere, host Mack McConnell chats with special celebrity friend Michael Polston about many things, including Looney Tunes, lying with style, sushi, and many other exciting things. Don't miss it! Part one's wikipedia categories are: 1. Wikipedia 2. Riddles 3. Inductive Fallacies 4. Mexican Cuisine

Travel back to the golden age of the You Eight It podcast, as Michael chats with returning celebrity guests Jason Newton and Robert Pangburn about many fascinating things, in an attempt to right past wrongs and prepare for the season one finale!  Note: You may find it helpful to listen to episodes 1 and 3 before listening to this one, then follow this episode with the season one finale.  This episode's 8 Wikipedia categories are: 1. Websites 2. Nonlinear Narrative Films 3. Appropriate Technology 4. Drinking Games 5. American Science Fiction Horror Films 6. Prejudices 7. 1980s Fashion 8. 1978 Births

In the season two finale of You Eight It, Michael calls back male guests James McCracken, Randall Dills, Russel Willoughby, and Bland Garrett for a sausage fest! Literally! Much Sausage is consumed pre-recording, and much soda is consumed and discussed during the episode. Many Wikipedia articles are discussed, including but not limited to: 7 Up Marjoe Russian Mountians Macramé

In the penultimate season 2 episode of You Eight It, Michael has his very first long-distance podchat with celebrity friend Heather Zajkowsky, The Babe with the Power from The Sound of Tomorrow podcast! Join them as they discuss fish, Capri Sun, Rubik's cubes, and many other interesting things! This episode's 8 Wikipedia categories are: 1. Condiments 2. Musical Groups from Louisville, KY 3. Viking Age 4. Presidents of the United States 5. Soap Brands 6. Puzzles 7. Diving (Acrobatics) 8. Palindrome

In the first "grown up" episode of You Eight It, Michael chats with Ultimate You Eight It Fan Randall Dills about Wikipedia, ZZ Top, and cinnamon soda. They also read the saddest article ever to be read on the You Eight It podcast. Don't miss it! This episode's 8 Wikipedia categories: 1. BDSM Terminology 2. Soft Drinks 3. Photography 4. Assassinated People 5. Professional Wrestling 6. RCA/Victor Recording Artists 7. Meat Dogs 8. Entertainment Halls of Fame

  In episode #17 of You Eight It, Michael and special celebrity friend Julia Curiel talk about rap music and make a phone call in hopes to connect a Kroger employee to his soulmate. Also, You Eight It podcat Klaus stops by for a brief chat. This episode's eight wikipedia categories are: 1. Infotainment 2. Domestic Life 3. Homophobia 4. Crunk Musicians 5. Practical Joke Devices 6. Obscenity Controversies 7. Construction and Extraction Occupations 8. Female Rappers

In You Eight It #16, Michael chats with special celebrity friend Brandon Thompson about a brilliant movie idea, soda, pizza, and an unusual amount of Wikipedia related things that are impossible to talk about.  This episode's 8 Wikipedia categories are: 1. Clusters of Differentiation 2. 2000s Fads and Trends 3. Buddy Films 4. Modern Fencing 5. French Words and Phrases 6. Conspiracy Theories 7. Casual Inference 8. Pizzerias

In this uncharacteristically musical episode of You Eight It, Michael "The Complainer" Polston chats with friend Zanne "Flexible" Koehne about girls, ghouls, and ghosts! They also perform Rolling Stock, the latest single by their band Head End Power Car. Only a fool would miss this episode! This episode's eight categories are: 1. Physical Restraint 2. Matchmaking 3. Video Game Controversies 4. American Male Singers 5. Body Fluids 6. Mythological Hybrids 7. Supernatural Legends 8. Rolling Stock And finally, these wonderful exotic locations are discussed during the show. Please vacation to there! The Sound of Tomorrow The Grapes of Rad Julia Curiel

In episode #14, Michael talks to famous scientist Dr. James McCracken about the Boston Marathon, the SHIELD Act, and lots of science! Don't miss it! For more information on the SHIELD Act, you can go here. This episode's eight categories are: 1. Profanity 2. Horror Films 3. Archaeological Sites 4. Physical Optics 5. Etiquette 6. Entertainment Websites 7. Human Behavior 8. Signal Processing

In this very special episode of You Eight It, host Michael Polston chats with...his parents! For his father's birthday, Michael chose 8 special dad-specific topics which lead to all sorts of interesting conversation about family, war, and of course...Elvis. Have a listen! This episode's 8 Wikipedia categories are: 1. 1960s Toys 2. Buildings and Structures in Clark County, Indiana 3. Film Magazines 4. Organized Crime Terminology 5. Elvis Presley 6. Politics of World War II 7. Exploitation Films 8. Knives

Join the fun in a special couples' edition of You Eight It #11 as host Michael Polston chats with friends Kathryn Spivey and Russel Willoughby about lots of cool stuff, including Prince (again) and the Batman movies, delicious desserts, and the proper way to play Monopoly. No rubber suits were worn during the recording of this episode. SPOILER ALERT: The cover photo of the lavender lady does not represent the winner of this episode. Also Michael absent-mindedly declares the wrong winner at the end. The actual winner in this episode is Tilslørte bondepiker. This episode's 8 categories are: 1. Arcade Games 2. Sexual Fetishism 3. Desserts 4. Materials 5. Hoaxes 6. Television Programs featuring Puppetry 7. Psychological Abuse 8. Traditional Board Games