Podcast Ain't Played Nobody

Kevin Kelley, championship-winning coach of Arkansas' Pulaski Academy, joins PAPN to discuss the whole "never punts" thing, along with getting better without getting better, progressions vs. reads in the passing game, and why fade routes are bad. Also: MAILBAG TIME. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Muschamp wants South Carolina to evolve beyond Big, Dumb Football. Can he pull it off? Also: BIG, DUMB THINGS -- Ohio State! Baylor! UNC Jordans! Angry Bama fans! Blaming ESPN for things ESPN had nothing to do with! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Urban Meyer, Ohio State, and Lesson No. 1,402 about what happens when you support the apparatus over the individual. Also: nervous birds, wonderfully dumb bowl sponsors, ACC power rankings, WEEK ZERO PAPN BOWL, lionizing Chip Kelly, appreciating Gus Malzahn, and improving Conference USA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“Miami-ing,” "Mark Richting," a bad Bud Foster defense, Mick Foley, Scott Frost, Matt Canada, Jim Harbaugh, Jeff Brohm, Hal Mumme, and the triple option. WHEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Moorhead’s offense and a win-now year at Mississippi State, the ACC’s unbelievable depth (every team’s got a semi-realistic chance at a top-40 performance), UAB’s new stadium, coozies vs. huggies, and a boatload of SabanOrs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The college football offseason has been so quiet, that we're scrounging for really dumb (okay, dumber than normal) things to argue about. Also: Finebaum and radio history, a chalky P5, arguing about Paul Johnson, NDSU to the MAC, and what Auburn's 2017 says about OOC scheduling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Quiet offseasons are good offseasons (even if they produce silly stories like Mike Gundy and his AD bickering about recruiting). Plus: Who's No. 2 in the Big 12? Why isn't TCU playing Ohio State in Fort Worth? Is football apparel next for Puma? And what's going to matter in the next round of realignment? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Athlon's Mitch Light joins Bill and Godfrey to talk about zip codes, Army passes, fade routes, negative LSU predictions, Herm, Kent State, ranking conferences, and when an injury wrecks your entire magazine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A special edition of PAPN talking about Godfrey's dual Mississippi project -- the Foul Play video series on go90 and the corresponding written opus, Crooked Letters. Everybody cheats, the death penalty isn't a thing anymore, and Ole Miss had to leave so many stupid breadcrumbs for things to play out the way they did. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godfrey made a TV show, Las Vegas should host every conference title game, Stanford needs a healthy QB for once, Nick Saban would make an amazing AD (but won't), and what's the latest on LSU's perpetual existential crisis? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just because the Pac-12 had a bad year doesn't mean it's not a power conference anymore. Also: Oregon was once as hard a job as Oregon State, Clay Helton only has to be good for USC to be great, Kliff Kingsbury to Bama?, and what do analysts actually *do*? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TCU is not Methodist, A PROJECT X ANNOUNCEMENT, gross sports superstitions and vengeance, Joe Moorhead and explosiveness, what if Scott Frost DOESN'T work out?, Kirby Smart vs. Nick Saban, Houston and Hiroshima to the Pac-12, and are good ADs as good as bad ADs are bad? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AAC power rankings, the benefits of running plug-and-play "system," BYU in the short and long term, why no FBS conference would take Liberty, CFP odds in May, this week's "Saban or...", and why selling alcohol at games is a win-win for everyone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What happens when the NCAA loses its cheerleaders? Who wins Memphis vs. Houston in the AAC West? When do we find out about Ole Miss transfers? How do we feel about former Briles assistants? How long until the SEC beats the gregariousness out of Joe Moorhead? We got through a lot today! Including the things in the title! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can Luke Fickell coach? Is ECU a lost cause? How good is Jalen Hurts, really? Is Lee Corso seriously 90 years old? Who's Jeremy Kelly? And behold, as we manage to piss off every Texas fan base in a single scenario. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spring games, second-year breakouts (hello, Tom Herman), LSU fan despair, Mike Bobo, SDSU and national press, Utah State and close losses, and the best sipping tequila for a Cinco de Mayo wedding. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What ESPN+ will and won't offer, why the Mountain West buzz is non-existent, and reader questions spanning from Stephen Garcia to USC to ... maybe (gasp) an actual Texas home-field advantage? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is fandom worth it? How much ass does the Big Ten still have? Why is Buffalo the most intriguing MAC team? What's a better job, USC or Alabama? And do you like your defensive tackles as bar fighters or black holes? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex Kirshner and Charles McDonald substitute for Godfrey in discussion of the 2018 NFL draft -- QB silliness, the purpose of the Combine, where to draft a great running back, etc. Also: EMU's financial future, Rutgers' 2018 schedule, and USC fan anxiety. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

C-USA's new media rights deal, the Lane Train's remaining time in Boca, the worst mid-week MACtion game of 2018, Miami's national title potential, using minor bowls to experiment with rules, and how analytics might affect coaching habits. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices