Salty Language

In this episode, we rant about The man saved by bear a hoax?, Google Glasses, 2 Lions players arrested for weed,ninjas steal medicinal marijuana, man mistakes woman's hair for bird and shoots her, man urinates on co-workers chairs, woman exposes breasts to police rather than talk to them, sequel to Tiger Woods spoof porn being made, male birth control shot, woman offers sexual favors for cheeseburgers, January Jones ate her placenta, woman uses prosthetic leg to kill boyfriend, woman buried dead husband in herb garden, virgin boy eggs, woman throws puppies at boyfriend, woman dislocates 2 vertebrae sneezing, teen accused of keeping sex photos of herself on school computer, Congressman pays for P90X with campaign funds, chimps use keyboards to talk to humans,  our site of the week, Would you rather questions, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.you

In this episode, we rant about new Superman logo, Playstation 4 rumors, bees forming together to kill, woman blames McDonald's for being a prostitute, man fights off intruder with sword, man attacked by lion is saved by bear, man makes Hitler toilet paper, bacon coffins, teacher rapes student 300 times, clergyman gets potato in his butt, female volleyball players allowed to cover up at Olympics, NYC bans words from tests, hospital looking for sexy nurses, man saws off foot to avoid work, girl with Palsy told she can't uses walker at school, woman arrested with cocaine in fake belly, tacocopter, Auto-Correct Theater, Site of the Week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Languagepodgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends! 1. New Man of Steel logo: http://tinyurl.com/6szauht2. Playstation 4 rum

In this episode, we rant about Michael Bay on new TMNT, TMNT creators weigh in on relaunch, kid can't bring porn star to prom, luxury gun range, coach bites another coaches' ear, strip club tries to save little league, small town for sale, can LSD help with alcoholism, whole football team cut at dinner, Interviews Before Execution show cancelled, drunk buggy hits cop car, Russia has flying churches planned, 5 year old left at Chuck E. Cheese's, 77 year old man molestsed pig, girls comit suicide to time travel, sexist trousers, our Top 5 swear words, site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Languagepodgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends! 1. Michael Bay says TMNT are from space now: http://tinyurl.com/7y57aaa2. TMNT creators weigh in on new origin: http://tinyurl.com/7k583vw 3

In this episode, we rant about a naked man steals a fire truck, a man shot himself in bulletproof vest, prostitute electrocutes herself, car gets crushed at redneck event, a curfew on cat cafes, cupcake atms, man returns to bank he tried to rob for cab fare, principal bullies gay students, woman sues school over roommate's sex, dead whale explodes, woman is grandmother at 23, janitors tie up kids in bathroom, marathon winner dq'ed for not signing up, man sues theaters over candy prices, chupacabras blamed for killing sheep, turkey attacks woman every day, U.S. Gov't seizing .coms, no more topless models on German newspaper cover, woman fakes Cancer to avoid jail, gets longer sentence, Hulk Hogan has a sex tape, our Top 5 movie weapons, our site of the week, Would You Rather? questions, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLang

In this episode, we rant about New Assassin's Creed game, comics lose some legends, a movie about Nic Cage's stolen comic book, a drunk zamboni driver, old ladies playing bridge, couple uses Craigslist for sex partner, a transparency grenade, man drinks gas, sets himself on fire, college student steals hash browns in her pants, man blames bomb scare on diabetes, old men beat up kid with golf ball retrievers, man steals $400 from 2 year old, man jams cell phones on a bus, man leaves anal plug in cop car, hairstylist busted for giving illegal breast implants, mom gives kids heroin, Stephen Hawking likes strip joints, man gets wheelchair stuck after robbing store, man causes $600 to cop car with his teeth, KKK distances itself from WBC, man explodes woman's breast implant, man goes into Denny's make sandwich, our top 5, site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.co

In this episode, we rant about The new Avengers poster/trailer, Bill Murray definitely out of Ghostbusters 3?, We review NIcolas Cage's 2009 movie Bad Lieutenant Port of Call: New Orleans, Autocorrect theater, our site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageShare with your friends! 1. Avengers poster: http://tinyurl.com/7qhmecx2. Bill Murray definitely out of Ghostbusters 3? http://tinyurl.com/85qvwbh3. Bad Lieutenant IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1095217/ 4. Bad Lieutenant Rotten Tomatoes: http://tinyurl.com/y8peeom5. Damn You Auto Correct funnies: http://tinyurl.com/7wx5e62 6. Site of week: http://drunkard.com/

In this episode, we rant about  a woman who wants more ridiculous breasts, an animal activist that tried to hire a hitman, inhalable caffeine, man who takes his son to a brothel, dwarf bull fighters, 12 year old girl found naked and eating out of a dumpster, UFO Phil, Man dies during comic book theft, Man charged with dog sodomy, teacher accused of sexing student, Stolen Valor Act, man survives 2 months snowed in his car, 90 year old man fights off robber, couch surfing stunt kills man, man urinates on transformer, meth brings races together, collecge student tried for stealing $2 pumpkin, man makes crazy claim to police, our site of the week, our top 5 Cult CLassic movies, would you rather questions, and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageShare with your friends! Episode Links: 1. Wo

In this episode, we rant about The Walking Dead creators fighting over rights, fight over Ghost Rider's rights, Bill Murray to be replaced in Ghostbusters 3?, girl's lunch replaced by school, court clerk looks at porn during rape trial, Monsanto found guilty of poisoning, woman credits big breasts for saving life, Sony raised price on Whiteny's music after death, couple has weird engagement, 74 year old man arrested for prostitution, naked woman role play alerts police, man breaks into apartment and makes chicken, woman gives man antifreeze smoothie, bill would rename Gulf of Mexico, frat boy sues after injury at frat party, smokehouse fire is best smelling fire says firefighter, man tries robbing bank with pies, K-Cup machines gouge consumers, man arrested for allegedly cooking cats, goats change accents based on region, vanity plate cause trouble, our site of the week, our top 5 comic book villians, and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltyla

In this episode, we rant about a thief that turns in stolen phone with kiddie porn on it, another Komen whoopsie, French Health Minister tells homeless to stay indoors, judge orders man to take wife on date, cop chases self, man impaled with golf club, baby ingests cocaine, breat implants save woman's life, Gov't declares mutants aren't human, drug dealers accidentally text police, soo gives monkeys red wine, our site of the week, our top 5 breakfast cereals, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageShare with your friends! Episode Links: 1. Thief finds kiddie porn on stolen phone and turns it in: http://tinyurl.com/6rj3f332. Another Komen whoopsie: http://tinyurl.com/7kn5oja 3. French Health Minister tells homeless to stay indoors: http://tinyurl.com/78rn3jl4. Judge orders man to take w

In this episode, we rant about a woman robbing with a curling iron, school suspends student over long hair he planned to donate, mom rapes daughter to teach her sex ed, 5th graders played rape tag, man swallows dentures and dies during sex, pillow fighting league?, Komen Foundation, DC Comics announces Before Watchmen, Kevin Smith turned down Before Watchmen, woman blames large breasts for her dui, white African American student gets in trouble for being insensitive over African American award, our site of the week, our top 5 dead wrestlers and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Language Share with your friends! 1. Woman robs place with curling iron: http://tinyurl.com/7z5ku6m2. School suspends student over long hair he was going to donate: http://tinyurl.com/728r2l9 3. Mom rapes daughter to

In this episode, we rant about a topless woman stopping traffic, Alibi cologne for strip club patrons, real reason Megaupload was closed, Microsoft dumping points currency, Congressman wants to ban fetus use in food, Hulk Hogan was almost in Metallica, 79 cent doughnut costs student 200 dollars, how Nic Cage prepared to play Ghost Rider, flaming tampon attack on car, pastor allegedly kills a cat, woman hits moose that attacked her husband, man wants to be like Bear Grylls but fails, our Site Of The Week,  and our top 5 80's action movie villains!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageShare with your friends! 1. Follow up on ghost punching story: http://tinyurl.com/77zdzdw2. Topless woman stops traffic: http://tinyurl.com/7amhf8t 3. Alibi cologne for strip bar patrons: http://tinyurl.com/8xa7e5w

In this episode, we rant about George Lucas retiring, sites shut down after feds shut down megaupload, Burger King testing delivery, Paula Deen to donate endorsement money, woman offers sex favors for McNuggets, man tries to poison wife's Rice Krispies, man hides gun in rectum, woman carries gun onto plane, Marky Mark says he would handle 9/11 flight differently, man blames ghost for hitting wife, making pj's illegal in public, author of SOPA uses art without permission, woman loses arm after injecting bath salts, New Zealand wants sheep shearing in Olympics, porn actors have to wrap it up, new iPad case is pleasing, should this girl be denied a transplant, some Canadians vote to legalize pot, Stallone comments on Expendables 2, Lego line draws criticism, our top 5 and a site of the week!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod

In this episode, we rant about Hostess filing for bankruptcy, intruder attacks with weasel, dwarf tossing gone bad, troops urinating on corpses, veterans fill a vandalyzed immigrant's restaurant, Greece makes pedophilia a disability, Amish sect's buggies are a road hazard, sci-fi brothel to open, workers threaten mass suicide over labor dispute, Zimbabwe bans secondhand underwear, hockey player injured eating pancakes, Japanese store has interesting sale, bad news for processed meat fans, Paula Deen has diabetes, poison cat meat murder, a site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodShare with your friends! Episode links: 1. Hostess files for bankruptcy: http://tinyurl.com/6ql5uhr2. Intruder attacks with a weasel: http://tinyurl.com/7wrh7gq3. Tossed dwarf partially paralyzed: http://tinyurl.com/7by4vfv 4.

In this episode, we rant about Banana Sam returned, Geek world deaths, how much Netflix streamed in 3 months, Warner Bros. lengthens window for new releases to Netflix, iPhone 4S is a data hog, gym only allows obese people, Georgia anti-obesity ads, Tiger's ex buys new home, Salty Shitheads of the week, man dies in mobile meth lab, Mountain Dew turns mouse to goo?, zombie bees, free crack pipes in Vancouver, police sent to get library books from 5 year old, penis tattoos are a bad idea, kids clothes ad creates controversy, female Ash in Evil Dead remake, woman gets shot and wants to finish beer, Snnop Dogg on The Price is Right and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodShare with your friends! Episode Links: 1. Banana Sam returned: http://tinyurl.com/6m4jcpw2. Bob Anderson, swordfighter for Darth Vader, dies: http://tiny

In this episode, we rant about a karaoke fight, kids robbed with toy guns, man infects people with HIV, a dead man gets sued, soccer player splits a ball, Nascar driver gripes about breastfeeding, bank robbed with glue gun, man leaves bar to rob bank and then returns to beer, nurses tape patient's mouth shut, man throws feces at girlfriend, man fingers chihuahua, girl brings spiked milk to school, coach burns trophies, man hires prostitute and gets a surprise, topless breakfast over in Montreal, man send nude pics of teenager to teach her a lesson, Foo FIghters scientifically rock, Congress fights SOPA and uses torrent sites, man divorces wife over old affair, man brings beer to AA meeting, man gives a stolen engagement ring, chimp cooks food, man tries to use $1Million bill to pay, monkey amber alert, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage http://www.youtube.com/

In this episode, Salty Claus reaches into his bag and gives us these stories: Neti pot update, sex ed prank, sperm donor gets shut down, unsafe sex more likely after drinking, just made love app, crucified santa, idiot attacks shoppers with light saber, George Takei wants to unite Star Wars and Star Trek fans, kid gets stuck in a chimney, changing stations laced with cocaine, brother eats cocaine from his brother's butt, woman loses breast implant during pilates, Rocky the musical, Bill Clinton is a brony?, Boss sends sexy message and gets canned, man craps in parking lot and then robs a bank, How Louis C.K. will spend his new million, Mein Kampf marked as recommended reading at bookstore and our list of favorite holiday movies!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodShare with your friends! Links: 1. Neti pot update: http://ti

In this episode, we rant about a smoking chimp and 2 comics legends die, Sandusky has another dumb lawyer, idiot burglar, toddlers can't hand gesture song, demon dog, Victoria's Secret child labor, tasty place to hide drugs, Navy officer in trouble for spankings, lapdances for toys, Kobe Bryant getting divorced, Jeter is a classy Captain, teacher throws panty party with kids, German Santa poisons kids, man gets shot by dog(this happens to 2 different guys!) Toledo puts up big brother cams, and 10 fun death facts!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpageShare with your friends! Links: 1. Smoking chimp dies: http://tinyurl.com/6tx6qar2. Jerry Robinson / Joe Simon die: http://tinyurl.com/6rhzwv53. Sandusky hires another dumb lawyer: http://tinyurl.com/7c8fbsn 4. Burglar leaves homework behind: http://tinyurl.com/7m88rxx5. Toddlers can't make signs for songs:http://tinyurl.com/7d

In this episode, we rant about a man getting a frog in his sammich, a drunk man attacked by monkeys, man kills his neighbor for telepathically threatening him, woman stabs boyfriend after Monopoly game, groin kick = sexual harassment?, special ed teacher mocks student, woman loses internet for sexting teen, kids facing felony for blowing up toilet, Chik-Fil-A is anti gay, marriage equality pays off for Iowa, paralympian regains use of legs, Rick Perry's anti-gay video, Jersey Shore may make you dumber, student calls teacher cute, gets suspended, and man has beer and is fine.Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpageShare with your friends! Episode links: 1. Man gets frog in chicken sammich: http://tinyurl.com/6woxse82. Man attacked by spider monkeys: http://tinyurl.com/74746pr 3. Man kills neighbor that telepathically attacked him: http://tinyurl.com/6d664sw4. Woman stabs boyf

In this episode, we talk about the McRib, a 200 lb third grader, smartphones spying, Victoria's Secret failing, Christmas ornament stabbing, moonshine discovered in water plant, criminal sues former hostages, urinal video games, undercover strippers sneak into jail, Hanson making beer, white Coke cans getting pulled, kid arrested for burping in class, couple has sex in water park, Rolando McClain's arrest photo, and more!Please subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at @salty_language / facebook.com/saltylanguagesalty-language.tumblr.com / saltylanguage@gmail.com Episode Links: 1. Marginal cost of the McRib: http://tinyurl.com/7s5zhdo2. 200 lb 3rd grader put in foster care: http://tinyurl.com/7v4v4r8 3. Smartphones spying on people: http://tinyurl.com/72nqe624. Victoria's Secret fail: http://tinyurl.com/74v5oyo5. Woman stabs someone with an ornament: http://tinyurl.com/7fg87p2 6. Moonshine discovered: http://tinyurl.com/c66ufte7. Man sues former hostages: http://tinyurl.com/d4jonfe8. Urinal video gam

In this episode, we follow up on people that dressed as foreclosed on folks, Black Friday stupidity, man goes into rage over not getting Avril Lavigne tickets, outlawing bootleg maple syrup, host calls pepper spray harmless, school cutting bathroom breaks, mom lets daughter strip for stranger on cam, man streaks and has a raccoon in his car, fake breasts don't stop paintballs, teacher beats kid with bat, XBOX Live user gets surprise, and more!Please subscribe, rate and review us on iTunes!Reach us @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com / salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage Links: 1. Firm that had tasteless Halloween costumes closes: http://tinyurl.com/74o5kh32. Woman waits 9 days for Black Friday at Best Buy: http://tinyurl.com/85zmbsk 3. Fisticuffs over Black Friday deals: http://tinyurl.com/buhpwl84. Man kills Mom over Lavigne tickets: http://tinyurl.com/3wagbns 5. Vermont wants to ban bootleg maple syrup: http://tinyurl.com/8x8geao6. Host calls pepper spray "harmless": http://tinyurl.