Salty Language

This week Bryan and Tony discuss life, Christmas, Baby New Year, weird fetishes, 4k data cap issues, Alton Brown fudge, Oculus, NHL '21 Retro Rewind, GTA 5, super gonorrhea, bodybuilder's sex doll wife breaks, Santa threesome, man sentenced for killing a mannequin, Akon building a Wakanda, a SUATMM, our QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Super gonorrhea https://www.businesstoday.in/current/world/excess-use-of-antibiotics-due-to-covid-19-triggers-super-gonorrhea/story/425887.html 2. Bodybuilder's sex doll wife breaks https://nypost.com/2020/12/24/bodybuilders-sex-doll-wife-breaks-right-before-christmas/ 3. Police use Simpsons gag to trick criminals https://www.indy100.com/news/police-christmas-hamper-trick-south-yorkshire-the-simpsons-boat-raffle-funny-8126431 4. Ako

This week Bryan and Tony discuss life, the crane kick, Santa, Earth To Ned, Faygo, Cousin Eddie, scratch 'n' sniff boxers, beard straighteners, Busch Dog Brew, KFC gaming console, weird news, our QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Busch Dog Brew https://www.busch.com/dogbrew  2.  KFC game console with chicken warmer https://www.gamesradar.com/kfc-launches-4k-240fps-gaming-console-with-a-built-in-chicken-warmer/  3.  Illegal winery at a sewage plant https://apnews.com/article/alabama-illegal-winery-busted-sewage-90df58246b706d797d4a80a162f8b1ac 4. Drunk woman claims dog was driving https://www.mycomoxvalleynow.com/74617/car-ends-up-in-comox-ditch-woman-claims-dog-was-driving/?fbclid=IwAR1lWD6OVoPSW-3veqeww4R2DIzbLbgWh7v_9dqkakCTAcuS1V5HUgstY54 5. Man mauled by his pet

This week Bryan and Tony discuss life, McRib, Captain Planet, Cornell covers album, Disney announcements, Cyberpunk 2077 issues, R.I.P. Tiny Lister, Cousin Eddie stories, Grill Em All, raw meat sandwiches, Santa visit exposes elderly to Covid, our QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Man wakes from coma by guitarist from his favorite band https://metalinjection.net/news/yes/dude-wakes-up-from-a-coma-to-find-his-favorite-metal-musician-as-his-respiratory-therapist 2. Santa visit brings Covid to a nursing home https://nypost.com/2020/12/14/75-infected-with-covid-19-after-santa-visits-nursing-home/  3.  Refund offered for Cyberpunk 2077 https://www.theverge.com/2020/12/15/22176279/cyberpunk-2077-performance-issues-refunds-microsoft-sony-ps4-xbox-one 4. Chris Cornell cover

This week Bryan and Tony discuss life, holiday cereal, Soggies, Cyberpunk 2077, The Mandalorian, Alice In Chains tribute show, Hershey's pulls new commercial, Sting in AEW, Undertaker on Cameo, a SUATMM, our QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Alice In Chains tribute show https://www.mopop.org/about-mopop/the-mopop-blog/posts/2020/december/watch-now-mopop-founders-award-2020-honoring-alice-in-chains/ SUATMM: Nerf Mandalorian Phase Pulse Blaster  https://www.entertainmentearth.com/product/HSF2901?id=FU-708117623 QoftheW:  The government reveals that one species of animal isn't actually from earth and are in fact an alien. What animal do you think it is?                          Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Pod

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This week Bryan and Tony discuss life, Thanksgiving, Food Spray Diet, a new podcast, dinosaur video games, The Mandalorian (Spoilers), Yankee Candle reviews, our QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Dinosaur Games https://www.g2a.com/news/features/best-dinosaur-games/ 2. Yankee Candle ratings https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/people-are-leaving-1star-reviews-of-scented-candles-seemingly-unaware-they-have-covid/ 3. Flavor sprays https://www.thenibble.com/reviews/diet/sweeteners/david-burke-flavor-sprays.asp QoftheW: What event divided your life into "before" and "after"?                          Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?

This week Bryan and Tony discuss life, Thanksgiving, video games, Undertaker retirement and social media, The Rock, 89X switches to country, robot wolves, idiots drink hand sanitizer, 2020 whiskey value, sitting to pee, moose licking cars, random news, our QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Japan uses robotic wolves to scare off bears https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-11-20/japan-faces-worst-wild-bear-attacks-in-five-years-during-covid 2. Japan uses robots to enforce mask wearing https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-japan-mask-robot/robot-enforces-mask-wearing-distancing-at-store-in-japan-idUSKBN27X1DE 3. 7 Die from drinking hand sanitizer at a party https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/11/23/7-die-from-drinking-hand-sanitizer-at-dinner-pa

This week Bryan and Tony discuss life, Ted Lasso, Animaniancs, Central Park, AEW wrestling game, writing jokes, streaming games, game console bundles, hot springs chicken, Sausage King murder, our QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Rare game consoles https://screenrant.com/video-game-consoles-collectors-rare-expensive/ 2. PS5 faceplates https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/custom-ps5-faceplate-firm-will-return-via-crowdfunding/ 3. Hot springs chicken https://www.travelandleisure.com/trip-ideas/national-parks/man-cooking-chicken-banned-from-yellowstone-hot-springs?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=social-share-article 4. Sausage King murder https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54782634?xtor=AL-72-%5Bpartner%5D-%5Bbbc.news.twitter%5D-

This week Bryan and Tony discuss life, Tony's week off, Sean Connery RIP, Alex Trebek RIP, Gamestop Switch layaway, GTA stream on YouTube, Rick and Morty season 4, holiday gatherings, our QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   QoftheW: You've been made into a Greek God/Goddess. What are you a God/Goddess of?                         Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http:/

This week Bryan and Tony discuss life, Halloween, voting, doomscrolling, TikTok, forced monkey labor, leopard mauling, Ugly Sweater Bud Light Seltzer, skeleton strip club, our QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Forced monkey labor https://nypost.com/2020/10/28/costco-pulling-products-allegedly-made-with-forced-monkey-labor/ 2. Man attacked by leopard https://nypost.com/2020/10/29/florida-man-mauled-by-leopard-after-paying-for-full-contact-experience/ 3. Skeleton strip club https://www.huffpost.com/entry/skeleton-strip-club-display-halloween_n_5f9bdbb2c5b6f4683ced64bb 4. Bud Light Ugly Sweater Seltzers https://www.foodbev.com/news/ab-inbev-unveils-festive-ugly-sweater-bud-light-seltzers/#:~:text=The%20new%20Bud%20Light%20Seltzer,and%20100%20calories%20per%20serving

This week Bryan and Tony discuss life, Halloween, Werewolf Bar Mitzvah, dumb band names, Tremors, smart bulbs, waffle trees, Dexter, Archer, Wild Wild Tech Podcast, video games, beer, steak, our QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Werewolf Bar Mitzvah on iTunes https://music.apple.com/us/album/werewolf-bar-mitzvah/721229389?i=721230058 2. Waffle Tree maker 3. Wild Wild Tech on deepfakes https://t.co/8YlTCUVqfw?amp=1 https://www.amazon.com/ALDKitchen-Waffles-Stainless-Control-Nonstick/dp/B08CSHS9QJ QoftheW:  What noise gives you goosebumps?                     Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3

This week Bryan and Tony discuss life, laptop issues, Fortnite, beer, streaming, podcasts, Golden Girls, Kraft #sendnoods campaign, air drums, gym declares itself a church, our QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Kraft cancels #sendnoods campaign https://www.today.com/food/kraft-axes-send-noods-campaign-after-social-media-uproar-t194370 2. Gym declares itself a church to stay open https://9gag.com/gag/aVw4Q1n 3. Man says he was playing air drums, not being lewd https://www.wbrz.com/news/man-accused-of-masturbating-in-lsu-parking-lot-claims-he-was-playing-air-drums-in-his-truck/?fbclid=IwAR3bMEKXZqpBD4_ASkG9ns2DyygPyvzJz9AXKpXBjPUNbvP3rkZmByrbWSw 4. Teen covered himself in ranch and caused damage https://www.kmbc.com/article/kansas-teen-taken-into-custody-after-cover

This week Bryan and Tony discuss life, Fortnite, anxiety from driving, Eddie Van Halen, Animaniacs reboot, mashed potato squash, Wish wedding dress, Bill Burr on SNL, our QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Animaniacs reboot trailer https://www.polygon.com/animation-cartoons/2020/10/11/21511530/animaniacs-hulu-reboot-video-clip-jurassic-park 2. Zipline into Godzilla's mouth https://mymodernmet.com/life-sized-godzilla-attraction/?fbclid=IwAR1S6nH2O9vyaBvSg2mP6gwlnIN5VONwmkcwC4XfW-YEqsAIa28PUV9IYIM 3. Crazy UFC knockout https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2020/10/ufc-fight-island-5-video-joaquin-buckley-knockout-of-the-year-kick 4. Bill Burr's SNL Sam Adams skit https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/2957800/bill-burrs-snl-commercial-for-sam-adams-pumpkin-ale-is-fucking-hilar

This week Bryan and Tony discuss life, ad on Hulu, SweeTango apples, strong wind, robes, Cop Kids, attention spans, Among Us, Super Mario 35, Princess Bride Adventure Book game, Netflix creating Conan series, Rick Moranis attacked, Subway's sugar bread, World's Strongest Beer, our QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Rick Moranis Sucker Punched https://www.cinemablend.com/news/2556091/looks-like-chris-evans-is-not-happy-about-rick-moranis-getting-sucker-punched 2. Subway bread not bread https://j7dfh9pbumnyhazfmcsfgm9m.apnews.com/article/ireland-archive-courts-63bc4788c0912d9546218f0f08239f03 3. Cop Kids https://www.amazon.com/Cop-Kids-Patrol-Ryan/dp/B01MRZU4M0/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8 4. Netflix developing Conan series https://comicbook.com/tv-shows/news/c

This week Bryan and Tony discuss life, air fryer, Halloween, stores stocking up, homebrew update, Tony's Nuts, Ring Drone, HeroQuest, our QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Tony's Nuts https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1453767704821983 2. Heroquest https://hasbropulse.com/collections/haslab 3. Ring Drone https://www.cnet.com/news/amazons-new-ring-camera-is-actually-a-flying-drone-for-inside-your-home/ 4. Stores stocking up in case of surge https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/27/business/grocery-stores-stockpiling-pandemic/index.html QofthW:  If your pet had a human job, what would it be?                Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify

This week Bryan and Tony discuss life, Madden story, PS5 pre-sale mess, Microsoft buys Bethesda, laptop battery, Brian Regan, WWE Battlegrounds, bumper stickers/decals, Dr. Assman, Rootless Coffee, our QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. PS5 Pre-sale mess https://www.kotaku.com.au/2020/09/sony-apologizes-for-ps5-pre-order-clusterfuck-and-says-more-consoles-will-be-available-this-year/ 2. Microsoft buys Bethesda https://www.cnet.com/news/microsoft-7-5b-purchase-of-bethesdas-parent-zenimax-is-a-big-deal-for-xbox-series-x/ 3. Seinfeld "Assman" clip https://youtu.be/hzHOmiV0eGU SUATMM: Rootless Coffee https://twitter.com/RootlessCoffee/status/1307952879257481216?s=20 QoftheW: What’s something you could do as a kid considered cute, would be horrifying as an adult?       

This week Bryan and Tony discuss life, Madden story, SLTHR clothing, fat fingers, weird neighbors, NFL crowd noise, 2020 Toy HoF, new Xbox console options, DA kills man he thought was a deer, Taco Bell wine, hangover cure, SUATMM 6" Fezzik Pop!, home brew update, our QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Randy Orton clothing line SLTHR https://411mania.com/wrestling/randy-orton-announces-new-apparel-line-slthr/ 2. Taco Bell to sell wine in Canada https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/14/business/taco-bell-wine-canada/index.html 3. Marshmallow Peeps shortage https://www.13abc.com/2020/09/12/harshmallow-virus-prompts-pause-for-peeps-holiday-treats/ 4. Possible hangover cure https://bgr.com/2020/09/13/hangover-cure-study-supplement/# 5. 2020National Toy Hall of Fame candidates ht

This week Bryan and Tony discuss life, Muppets Now!, Tony Hawk 1& 2 Remastered, Madden 21 story, Alestorm, Gender reveal party starts wildfire, Sharknado 4, Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, home brew update, our QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Gender reveal party starts wildfire https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/07/us/california-fire-el-dorado-gender-reveal-trnd/index.html 2. Alestorm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alestorm QoftheW: Would you take a 50% chance of dying instantly, right now, for $100,000,000,000 if you live? Why or why not?                Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq

This week Bryan and Tony discuss life, Beavis and Butt-Head, ice cream, bad t-shirts, WWE ThunderDome, drive-In concerts, Master P's food line, limited Braidedveins vinyl, Jono Diener's comic The Inevitables, Van Gogh post on Twitter, a SUATMM, our QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Master P launches food line https://www.delish.com/food-news/a33849921/master-p-uncle-ps-food-brand/ 2. WWE ThunderDome https://www.wwethunderdome.com/register/raw?eventID=raw08312020   3. Van Gogh post on Twitter https://twitter.com/margaritaevna95/status/1291742307440566272?s=20 4. Jono Diener's comic post on Kickstarter https://twitter.com/jonodiener/status/1287734485283471360?s=20 5. Braidedveins limited vinyl https://twitter.com/PoetwannesRcrds/status/1281596573667950592?s=20 SUATM

This week Bryan and Tony discuss life, brewing beer, white trash koozie, Star Trek Lower Decks, The Batman trailer, Gotham Knights game trailer, Wind of Change podcast, shark stuff, a butt wiper, our QoftheW, and more!    Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w   Links: 1. Butt wiper https://www.amazon.com/Bottom-Handle-Comfort-Self-Wipe-Hygiene/dp/B07W75W2RF  2. Static-X new frontman https://loudwire.com/static-x-project-regeneration-volume-1-album-interview/ 3. The Batman trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLOp_6uPccQ&feature=youtu.be  4.  The Batman trailer breakdown https://io9.gizmodo.com/the-batman-trailer-breakdown-matt-reeves-haunting-secr-1844828024 5. Gotham Knights game trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhVf_3TeTQE  6. Gotham Knights gameplay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJjRRE