Thomas And The Bible

Praise be to the lord! Thomas spreads The Word and it is holy and it is pure and it is good. Many lessons today. THE WORD.

More of the same, but this time Thomas spices it up with some real cat talk. Kitten watch 2013. Nothing happens bible-wise.

Episode 100!!!! We celebrate by reading the same boring crap we've been reading the whole time. Please go to my site or Facebook and hit the paypal donate button! Thanks!

In this episode, Thomas reads from one of god's lesser works, "The Bible". God was pretty much coasting at this point in his career, and hoped to just get fat off of movie rights.

In this episode, Thomas reads from one of god's lesser works, "The Bible". God was pretty much coasting at this point in his career, and hoped to just get fat off of movie rights.

In this episode, Thomas reads from one of god's lesser works, "The Bible". God was pretty much coasting at this point in his career, and hoped to just get fat off of movie rights.

"Even the weight for the candlesticks of gold, and for their lamps of gold, by weight for every candlestick, and for the lamps thereof: and for the candlesticks of silver by weight, both for the candlestick, and also for the lamps thereof, etc..."

I'm editing the comments section for both these episodes at once, but you wouldn't have known if I didn't tell you. I could have just said "Nothing happens."

I'm editing the comments section for both these episodes at once, but you wouldn't have known if I didn't tell you. I could have just said "Nothing happens."

Almost something, but no, still nothing in reality. I hate this book so much.

Still nothing.

Nothing.

Well the bible totally failed, so I did a little special episode where I talked about some random stuff and my cat. Hope you enjoy!

More blah blah but God blessed us with one of the biggest douche bag moves ever. Such an annoying douche.

Well we finally have a king who got rid of the high places. Doesn't seem like he got much for it though. Also, boring.

A-hole, son of d-bag, was fine except still pissed off the lord. So he eventually died. WHY DON'T YOU READ IT IN THE CHRONICLES, JEEZ!

Well more of nothing happened. First the was a king, and he was kind of good but bad in some way, and repeat that over and over and over. This book still sucks horribly.

More crap and some crappy crap, but DEFINITELY no cat. There will be NO cats on this show ever. There are no cats in America.

If I had to summarize this reading in one word it would be "this book sucks." It's crap, it's crap, and it's crap. Some day another testament will take me away from all this, I hope.

The Israelites suck some more, but we have one of the best endings to a chapter ever. You really need to listen for this one.