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This week we dare to dance with the best dressed destroyer of worlds this side of the galaxy, the Robot Monster! You will be Shocked and Amazed by this tale of a Post Apocalyptic Wasteland in which . . . Wait . . . What do you mean the little kid dreamed it all? Seriously? [Crumples up script, throws hands in the air and walks away] Enjoy!  This Weeks Topic: It Was All A Dream. We Also Discuss: Body Switching, Bickering Romances, Discerning Metaphors from Mistakes, and The Power Struggle of Playtime. Other Talking Points Include: The Wizard of Oz, Batman The Animated Series, Men In Black, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, Lost, Twin Peaks, X Files, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Twilight Zone, Monsters Inc, and Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Links: Newhart Finale, Breaking Bad Malcolm In The Middle Dream Ending, Roseanne Finale, and Bronson Canyon. *Corrections: Dave says the actor's in this movie were not professional actors. Dave is Wrong. While not stars, many of this films cast enjoyed long careers, appearing i

Prepare for a stomping good time with our wildest ape flick yet, The Mighty Peking Man! You'll jump around, hoot and growl, and fling your own... Well, let's not get out of hand, it's just talk show after all. Enjoy! This Weeks Topic: A Little Less Conversation, A Little More ACTION! Other Talking Points Include: Queintin Tarantino, Michael Bay, Transformers, Pacific Rim, Alien vs Predator, King Kong (1976), and MEETING GREG SESTERO!!!!!! See the Grooooooovy trailer HERE! And Don't Forget to Tune In Next Week for ROBOT MONSTER!

"Venus if you will. Please send a little world for me to kill. A world full of minds for me to rule. Becuase I have nothing better to do." All Hail Zontar. Do not try to resist or even think about removing the nubbin from the back of your neck. This is the dawning of a new age. Spread the word. Broadcast this show across every nation so all will hear and know the power of this awful movie! This Weeks Topic: Missing the Mark on "So Bad It's Good." See the whole mess of it right HERE if you dare!

Hey Jellykids! Gamera's Back! Aren't you excited to hear more about the giant flying turtle monster from Japan? Well. . . Aren't you? Stop crying and listen to the show already. Enjoy! This Weeks Topics: Cinderblocks and Surgery! See the original Japanese trailer HERE!

100th Episode Jellyheads! Woohoo! So to celebrate we are reviewing Ed Wood's classic cinematic camp catastrophe, Plan 9 From Outer Space. The plot is beyond absurd, the acting ranges from exaggerated flamboyance to lifeless monotomy, and the effects are craft store bargain bin quality. Truely one of the best of the worst and we loved every second. Enjoy! This Weeks Topic: The Joys of Mocking Movies! No Earthly Power can STOP YOU from seeing this movies Classic Trailer HERE!

Indulge yourself with this delightfully strange tale where the natural order of things have been tampered with and must be set right through violence, lust, and DAAAAAANCIIIIIIING!!!!! This Weeks Topic: Is this Man vs Animal, or Man vs Himself? Don't forget to get groovy with ritual dancing!

Have a howling good time with a slice of Southern Hospitality! Actually it has more to do with politics, sex, and death. Enjoy! This Weeks Topic: TV Movies! Get a taste of the movie HERE!

This is a story about a man who went ape over ther girl who had everything, and a little bit more. Because if the distributers aren't going to be honest about the description of the plot then neither am I. Enjoy! This Weeks Topic: SOUNDTRACKS!!!

Let's see if you can wrap your jellyheads around this one, listeners. Enjoy! This Weeks Topic: DID YOU GET IT?!?! We have no trailer for this movie, but feel like THIS should do nicely in it's place.

Here is a movie which became a cult "So Bad It's Good" movie, and Alfred Hitchcock has been spinning like a top in his grave ever since. Seriously, it hurts him worse than the Gus Van Sant remake of Psycho from the 90s. A sheer awkward nightmare of unparrelled incompotents ever to be put down on recorded media! Enjoy! This Weeks Topic: So Bad It's Good? Witness it's foul trailer HERE!  

It's our first episode of 2014, so we're celebrating with a cinematic look into the future from the past. From the incredible mind of H.G. Wells comes a classic work of speculative fiction, but does it still hold up today? Listen now to find out! This Weeks Topic: Futures of the Past! And see the good old trailer for this movie HERE!

Hey all you Jellyheads in Jellytown! It's the end of another glorious year for our show, so we decided to take this time to reflect on the past 52 weeks of reviewing movies and the gradual decline of our mental health. What movies did we like, which ones drove us mad, what were the strangest things we saw all year, and which characters delighted us to no end? Find the answers to all this and much, much more than you ever really wanted to know by listening to this show, right here, right now! Enjoy!

Happy Holidays Jellyheads! We discovered an alternate take on the popular british science fiction show made back in the day with classic actor Peter Cushing in the title role! Will it live up to the thrills of the show? Listen to find out! This Weeks Topic: Unfaithful Adaptations! See the trippy technicolor trailer HERE!

NEW SHOW PREMEIRES HERE!!!! TEA TIME WITH ZANZIBAR!!!! The show that will ask the really, really, really tough questions. Enjoy! cash advance jackson tn

Lose yourself in our ongoing storm of ranting B-movie criticism with our latest epic muscle man romp out of Italy. Yes, Hercules is back, and even stops by to give his two cents, in possibly his strangest effort we've covered to date. Enjoy! This Weeks Topic: Prolonged sequences of nothing happening. Check out the colossal trailer HERE!

A naked screaming alien cannot be seen nor heard as it's hunted down by the FCC! Metaphor, or mistakes made due to low budget and bad writing? You decide! Enjoy! This Weeks Topic: Movies that could have been good See the trailer for this unseen terror HERE!

Gamera returns to fight a new flying monster and gets roughed up pretty bad this time. Will he once again be able to win the day and, of course, the hearts of children everywhere? You don't have to speak Japanese to enjoy this movie, BECAUSE IT'S DUBBED!!! Although if you do want a copy of this film in japanese you will need to sacrifice at least 3 pints of blood. I'm feeling dizzy, are you? Remember children, you can wave your hands in the air like you just don't care, but other people DO care, and they will judge you. Enjoy!! This Weeks Topic: Returning Monsters! See this flicks terrific trailer HERE!

Prepare to exercise your eyebrows in this star studded, action packed, steaming pile of [CENSORED]. Enjoy! This Weeks Topic: Where are we supposed to be? AND: Stupid Movies! Don't forget to see the epically awful trailer right HERE!

When our hosts get a dose of anesthesia on celluloid their train of thought jumps the rails. Will they be able to reach any kind of conclusion or will they once again become lost in the wilderness of schlock? But damn if it isn't entertaining in a weird and awkward sort of way. Enjoy! This Weeks Topic: What can atomic energy NOT do? And see the outrageous trailer HERE!

Punch, bash, slip, slide and slap your way through this ancient world romp which may or may not be sexist depending on how you look at it. Of course, if you don't like the politics you can simply change the constition to suit your needs. Right? Enjoy! This Weeks Topic: Parody And HERE is a hilariously misleading trailer which clearly doesn't know any better than we do what to make of this film.