No U-turns At The Drive-in

This one is sure to give you Goosebumbs. A cautionary tale about a stupid kids distubingly poor choice of friends. Parents beware, and make sure your children read only the best in adolescent horror fiction.

The story you are about to hear is true... kinda. The names have not been changed, no one is innocent. Yes, that means you too, Leonard. We know what you did. Enjoy! 

Have you once again found yourself barricaded into a secluded cabin awaiting the end of the world while you slowly go insane? Then why not take a break from  listening to the voices in your head and let us entertain you for a while? It's a rollercoaster ride of confusion, irritation, and rage as the Earth is invaded from... Earth? Enjoy!

Here's a drive-in classic that's sure to ruin your appetite!

Do other movie review podcasts just leave you cold? It's no mystery we're fast becoming the hottest show talking up obscure flicks on the inter-webs. So don't let your computer lie to you, LISTEN TO THIS!!!

A short talk on a dreadful flick still manages to bring up classic folklore and recalling our earliest tales of terror. Enjoy! And here's something fantastic which profoundly affected me as a child.        - Dave  

Here is a film with a great moral lesson. If you're going to chop up a guy and eat him in order to fight off starvation, first check to make sure his children aren't sociopaths. Enjoy!

Roll a d10 to see if the caveman will save you from this D&D inspired flick. Otherwise you become trapped in 1983 and lose one turn. Enjoy!

This episodes going up like the Hindenburg! So don't forget where you put your fake mustache, or Hitler will make fun of you! Bleh! And here's some pics of a Badass Robot! 

I am pestilence, I am the blue-filtered night, I am RATMAN! Enjoy!

Is that Jack Nicholson or a piece of cardboard? Oh well, at least there's a creepy castle and a wich. There's even a cameo appearance by God. Better say your prayer before listening to this review. Enjoy! What Loans Can Be Guaranteed By Sbgfc

You'll dance like there's no tomorrow and all the bathroom doors are locked when you hear us review this none-too-fantastic fright flick. So give the sexy-eyes to your emotionally unstable waitress as we discuss...just why the hell did we do this show in the first place. Enjoy! And how does Hercules feel about this film?

Aaron Spadaro returns for this 80s cult classic! LAUGH WHILE YOU CAN MONKEY BOY!!! Enjoy!

Things get hot in hell as Maciste's mighty mass proves more than a match for the demonic armies he mashes into mud! Not to mention the malevolent maidens he maddens with his manliness! Maciste is the man, with no plan, but much machismo! Enjoy! BTW: When Dave was talking about horror theatrics he was thinking of the Gruesome Grand Guignol in Paris!

Our doomsday prophecy fortells! When the hillbilly cop makes his own rules, and the psychopath is on the loose, the beatniks must surely be punished. For the farmers daughter runs into the mountain mines to avoid the California looters, who run off with the truckers dreams as the cheating wifes dog steals the air. Mr. Grumpy-pants has the gun, but the chickens get the worst of it. THIS IS NOT A TEST!!! Enjoy!

Ever give cocaine to a lion? Of course not, why would you? And it's probably not very good for the lion. This has been a public servive announcement. Enjoy!

Aaron Spadaro joins the crew as we are invaded by Moon Nazis who just can't decide what they're all about. Are you trying to make us laugh? Cry? Be angry? I mean what's going on here? But hey, at least it looks fantastic! Enjoy!

Hey Jellyheads! We've got another exciting interview for you! This time Lucas and Kaye sit down with writer and director Jason Neulander to discuss his live-action graphic novel, Intergalactic Nemesis. His show began in a small coffee shop in Austin, Texas and has now gone on to tour the country. The show's growing popularity has had Jason appearing on such programs as Conan and NPR's All Things Considered with Intergalactic Nemesis now making its way to Broadway. We had a wonderful interview with Jason, and encourage anyone to check out the show if it's performing in your area. You wont regret it!

Now, before you get too excited, there are no zombies in this movie. There was a witch with crazy eyes, which was cool, but it would have been nice if there were zombies. Like in that show The Walking Dead. Hey, were you as shocked as I was when that thing happened at the end of the last episode? Wow, was that something! Well, we didn't talk about it on this podcast, so don't worry about spoilers. Instead we talked about this movie, which has no zombies, but does have a witch! Did I already say that? Oh well. Enjoy!

What do a grumpy school teacher, a serial killer, two of the worlds best detectives, a self-centered businessman, and a cheating husband have in common? Not a damned thing! And we're here to tell you all about it! Don't fall into the Money Pit, you're about to enter the Alien Zone!!! Enjoy!