Baltimorons

Sam and Alan try to figure out how many times we've actually played the Blue Jays. PLUS: Webb gems, Angel tears, White Sox mysteries, and a homecoming for Mr. Jones.

Dean Kremer learns how to pitch, the bats go up in smoke, and the Eye of Sauron sweeps wildly across our broken land.

Sam and Alan bemoan John Angelos's remarkable accurate Donald Trump impression, and reflect on the silver linings of the Houston series.

The Baltimorons reminisce about the Buck-wild Oriole teams of yesteryear, and how the past is always present.

A customarily well-informed series of takes on morals and the trade deadline.

What are we, good now? What is this? How do we...what's happening?

Your Morons try to figure out if we can create One Ryan To Rule Them All, and also whether or not we should trade...anybody?

What kind of team is this, anyway? Halfway through the 2023 season, your humble hosts are still not entirely sure. 

Suddenly the bullpen is A Concern! PLUS: The Westburg Conspiracy. We investigate.

Notes on bullpen management, platoon advantages and disadvantages, and bigotry.

Sam reports back from a revelatory trip to the Bronx.

Boo shame, unexpected rotation excitement, and a lament for The Gaus.

We try to avoid getting too excited about Yennier Cano, and get somewhat dour about Felix Bautista. Plus: Remember Some Guys - Brian Matusz edition.

In which we reach the uncomfortable conclusion that Mike Elias may, in fact, know what he's doing.

In which we compare Ryan Mountcastle to Bonnie Raitt, Ryan O'Hearn to Martin Scorsese, and while we're at it, also cast an evil spell on Gunnar Henderson. In other words, a typically well-planned, thoughtfully constructed, and flawlessly executed Nickname Episode - featuring, as always, considered adjudication from the Right Honorable Judge Marko.

An in-depth psychological profile of the Orioles clubhouse mentality, and a note of cautious optimism about Grayson Rodriguez.

The Morons are back and better than ever (low bar)! We talk pace of play, Adley's historic quest for a 1.000 batting average, and adjusting our beer regimen in this brisk and brave new world.

In the wake of the Mancini and Lopez trades, we ponder whether or not we can truly claim the moniker of all-weather fans.

The Right Honorable Judge Marko returns to the broadcast booth to contend with Sam and Alan's firehouse of nickname guffery in this, the definitive listing of nicknames for your 2022 Baltimore Orioles.

Sam and Alan try to process Joc Pederson's displeasure with the Orioles' ownership.