Success Smackdown Live With Kat

Hello, hello, hello, I might be a little shaky. I'm in my post surgery at home bed, at home hospital bed. Oh fuck a duck, do you think that my internet went out? I think my internet went out last night. That's annoying. Let's see if I can connect to my phone. I feel like my voice isn't going to work you guys, I'm all shaky. It's not even from this, I think I'm shaky about live streaming with my new situation here. I think it's making me feel self conscious. I feel nervous. I feel like I'm doing a reveal. There's nothing to even show. I'm quite tempted to just lift up my top and show you. Do you think that would be super inappropriate? Probably? Should I do that or no? There's nothing to see anyway, it's so fucking taped up. Do you want to see? I don't even care. There you go. Taped as fuck. Hello sister. I just lift and flashed my boobs as my sister jumps on the livestream. Okay nobody like my real life has even seen it and I'm just

Katrina Ruth: Look. I'm going live like that. Do you think this is a good way to get views, at the start of a livestream? We're just gonna have a boob show. It's Katrina with breasts show. Just owning it. I'm gonna own it. The Katrina with breasts show. It's the booby show with Katrina with ... Nobodies even getting on, yet. I'm waiting until I can see that there's viewers on before I sit down. Katrina Ruth: Okay. One person is on. All right. No. I'm just gonna stand here. There's only one person on. Maybe people don't like the boobs, and they're not jumping on. Willy Stain Germaine. Did you get your book published, yet? What's happening over there at Amazon? You should have your own personal Amazon person. Katrina Ruth: Okay. This is too much booby-ness. It's just like boobs! I figure, if I just stick my boobs on the camera, then that's all is really needed. Okay. Should we have a side angle? Do you think it's super inappropriate that

Katrina Ruth: All right, now we're gonna try and share this. And then we're gonna do the thing. Ah, Mother Fucker. Alyssa: Me? Katrina Ruth: No, not you. Why does this make it so hard? Alyssa: Can I just go and do my business? Katrina Ruth: No, no, no. You gotta stay here for the start of the Livestream. Oh my God. Okay. If I turn it, then it's gonna screw up the thing later. Katrina Ruth: Hello, one person. I'm trying to share this over to my page. I'm gonna try it anyway. I'm gonna probably mess with the system. I can't see anything. Katrina Ruth: Hi, Susan. I'm trying to like exit out of the Facebook screen right now. That's why I'm like hitting the phone. 'Cause, okay ... now I'm gonna try turning this and hopefully Facebook doesn't mess with me. Oh my God. Oh my God. Why does it make it so hard? Okay, can someone share this into the Daily Ask It crew for me? Katrina Ruth: Okay. It's just being so annoying. Maybe I'll have to send

Linda: Has it already happened? Katrina: Yeah. It still says starting. Get your head in the picture, because otherwise you're revealing the trick about our cushions. When your head when down, it just looked like a weird cushion arrangement behind us. Linda: There's some crazy talking going on over here. Katrina: Get rid of it. Kill it dead. Linda: What is this? Katrina: Is that a cage to keep humans in? Linda: Oh my God! No, he's wearing pants. Katrina: What are you doing? Linda: He's wearing pants, it's okay. But I got excited there for a minute. Katrina: Creepy cage for humans. Linda: Hello! Katrina: I'm just getting a little insight into this YouTube selection. Alright. Linda: Hi, we need to pay attention to this. We're here. Katrina: We're present and in attendance. I was on a plane like an argon, I'm just like a freaking professional. Linda: You literally just walked up. Katrina: I just walked off a plane. There might have been three full-blown temper tantrum

(silence) Okay. It's not frozen. I was going to maybe be a silent picture live stream. Like a silent movie. Why do you think I chop my own head off all the time? How do you like my gangster unicorn? Hello. I was gonna do the whole live stream as a mime. (silent) I think I could be quite good at it if I practised. I don't think I care enough to practise. I think that's the problem. This live stream comes to you, obviously, from a place of great power and depth. I don't think anyone understands the gravity of what is gonna happen in this live stream, and I'll tell you how I know that. Hello, badass people who I see joining me. Firstly, something is happening inside the system of Katrina Ruth. I feel things happening. I feel that my voice is possibly making some kind of argument that it should get to go on vacation. Can you hear that? I'm all blocked up. I don't know why, what's happening. And my voice is a bit croaky. So I was like probably I shouldn't live s

We're live. We are live. How shouty can I be in a public park, do you think? Pretty fucking shouty. If it comes out. If it comes out it, comes out, it's just how it is. It's another part of me, it's another side of me. Okay, so, my laptop refuses to connect to my hotspot. Hang on, wait. Let me just adjust, adjust, adjust. So, my dilemma, hello six fabulous people who are here with me already. Brandon Marshall, you're up front, you're like number one on the livestream. What's up? So, my dilemma, I'm sure you can understand, Indira manifested me here, it's obvious to everybody, everybody send Indira love [inaudible 00:00:55], because she manifested me onto this livestream. She just said so herself. My dilemma is that if I go this way, watch, if I face this way, you can see that I look fabulous because of the lighting which would be called sun. Some lighting God set up for me earlier, that's why you're up there. However, the problem is I can't see and

Hi. Okay. I'm figuring shit out. I'm figuring out my situation. I think I'm situated. Okay. I'm ... I'm in bed, that's what's up. Okay. What's happening with my internet, people? My internet ... I'm at home, the internet can't be going out. We're not in Bali anymore, but sometimes the internet in bedroom's dodgy because I'm up so high and I'm right next to the ocean. The ocean is like 50 yards away. Hello. Welcome to the Katrina Ruth Show where anything could happen and probably will. Hey Caitlin. Oh that made a difference didn't it? I have a special delivery coming in for me. Look at this, wine delivered to my bed. Can you please open the door for me - Yeah. - because I'm getting overheated already. Hello Melanie. Hello Amber. Hello [Luanna 00:01:20]. Hey Michelle, just manifested a live stream from me. Don't touch that. It's going to fall. Careful. Go downstairs with Phina. I'll be down soon. Can I stay

Chris: Yeah, yeah we're rolling. Yeah? Kat: Is there enough light? Okay, no that was already on. I think I'm becoming addicted to light. Chris: You've got it down. All right. Kat: Okay, we're live already. Chris: Yeah ... what? Kat: What, mother fucker- I get ... Chris: You're gonna have to redo it. Kat: I can't redo it. I'd have to- Chris: [crosstalk 00:00:30] Oh, no. No, that one's done. Yeah that's- Kat: This is live. We're already live. What you're saying is being heard. What I'm saying is being heard. Chris: That is so funny. Kat: I think people have heard it before. What's up? Chris: Yes, it's working. Kat: We are technological geniuses. Chris: We just did have it take off a certain [crosstalk 00:00:50]. Kat: We've made ... They didn't do much. Hey, I managed to get the internet working for a second and a half. Chris: Oh my God. Kat: Can we kick this off by telling people the quotes of the day, Chris? Chris: All right we can

What's up, Facebook? Okay. I was just ... I think it's pretty obvious where I just was. Sweaty as a motherfucker. I was just ... Hello Susanne. I was just up on that roof there, you see up that roof there? See that? That's a pub. On the top of the pub is a gym, it is the best sweatbox gym in Bali. No air con, all open windows, top of a pub, sweating like a motherfucker, and I was just smashing a bunch of stuff around and I ripped my entire fucking nail off. I literally ripped the whole nail right off the top of the nail and it went flying across the room and landed at the feet of a pretty hot looking guy, actually, who looked a little taken aback at having a flying white nail, one of these ones from my other hand that's holding the phone. Behind this phone is a fuck load of blood on top of my nail. Well, there's several band aids on it, plasters, whatever they're called, but they're not working, 'cause I'm sweating like a bitch. And right now I'm in super fuc

Hi. Alright. How we doing? It looks like I'm in a small prison. Hello, Facebook. Is this working? Welcome to The Katrina Ruth Show. Okay. Three people here. Hello, three people. I might be the smartest person in the world right 'bout right now. Oh my goodness, Leah. I'm feeling all the feels. I'm in the airport. I'm at my gate. I'm in such a weird ass mood that I didn't even want to hang out in the lounge. The lounge in Bali is pretty shit. The wine is terrible, it'll poison you. So I'm just in the room. The holding room, where you're gonna board the plane, but I've come kinda early, so I don't have to board for a while. I was so in a weird, grumpy, anxious, bizarre place all day, and then I was like, "I'm not even going to sit in the lounge, I'm going to sit on this gross ass floor, in this skanky airport boarding room, since that's the mood I'm in." And I feel fantastic. Now, I'm going to advise to you, that I m

Hello, welcome to the Katrina Ruth Show. I am the Katrina Ruth Show. Who are you and where are you from? Tell me, tell me, tell me. All right, all right, all right. Good old vibe on here. Let's get vibalicious for this show. Who's going to join me on this episode of The Katrina Ruth Show? I had to toy around with the title of this show for really quite an unreasonable length of time. I kept changing my mind about what I was going to call it, which is always infuriating when you do that, because then you start to question what the original [inaudible 00:00:48] title was supposed to be and you start to like think about it instead of just let it flow. It should always get to floor. Okay, I'm definitely having one of those days. Hello, from Canada. Hello, Nadia. Hello, Tamira. Hi, Hafron. Let me just share this one over to some of my other places and spaces where people get to come and hang with us. I'm definitely having one of those days where it feels weird that I'm the only one talk

Oh, what's up, Facebook? Welcome to the livestream. Super grainy, isn't it? Can I turn this light on? Yes, please. Thank you. Okay, that's a bit better. I am on my way out. I'm going out. Got some cool stuff happening tonight. I've been tearing some shreds off today, people, mainly off my own self. What's up, Kitty? Hey, who else is there? Ooh, how do I share this? Hey, Declan. Hello, people of the internet. How can I share this livestream from my personal page into my Daily Asskickery group? I feel like an idiot, like I think I should know how to do things on Facebook at this point in my career. Hi, Candice. Can somebody share this into the Daily Asskickery Facebook group? Ooh, actually I have an idea, one second, pause yourselves right there, I'm going to bring it in a moment. I'm going to exit out of this screen and see if I can share it in my Safari browser. All right, I'm so intelligent, I'm so impressed with myself. So I'm in a cab, I'm here

Katrina Ruth: So I think it might be the best thing that was ever invented in the history of mankind. Chris: I think it would be. It is. Welcome to Katrina Ruth. Katrina Ruth: Welcome to Katrina Ruth. I am Katrina Ruth Show I think you will find, hashtag. Katrina Ruth: Quick bring the kitchen over here so everyone can see your wizardry. Hello people of the internet. We have an amazing presentation for you today. I'm even going to call it a presentation. I'm going to be super American. Katrina Ruth: Hi Theo! Hang on. We is live! We is live. Okay. Don't even show them. We should do a [inaudible 00:00:59]. We can't just give it away right from the start. Chris: So... Katrina Ruth: We are going to talk about many things. I can't see how many people are on my live stream because that little thing is [crosstalk 00:01:08] Chris: Let's... Katrina Ruth: This makes me feel upset. Do you think it was kind of selfish of us that yesterday we had an entire conversation over lunch about recordi

Katrina Ruth: Give them a chance to get on. Patrick Grabbs: Okay. I'm ignoring you then. Katrina Ruth: Usually, what I do when I go on is pretend that I'm doing something. But, I'm not really doing. I'm just pretending that I'm doing something. Patrick Grabbs: What's that? Katrina Ruth: So, I just ... I don't know, I just fuck around. Well, usually when I go live, I start then sharing it. Hey, can I share from a group to another group? Can I share it from this into my member's programme? Patrick Grabbs: I think you can try. Katrina Ruth: No. Patrick Grabbs: Oh, no, you definitely can't. That's the thing about a group. Katrina Ruth: You can. Here's how you would do that. Do this for... [inaudible 00:00:36]. Do that one... oh, hello person! Hey! You go live and people just jump on. Patrick Grabbs: Hey, person! Katrina Ruth: They assume that you're gonna be interesting, we have no idea. Patrick Grabbs: I'm not interesting. No, I am. I am interestin

Patrick:            They want hang out, Brian [inaudible 00:00:05].Patrick:            They want hang out, Brian [inaudible 00:00:05]. Kat:                Well, they're gonna have to wait til we're done. Patrick:            That's what I told them. Kat:                Oh. We're already - Patrick:            Oh, shit we're already on. Kat:                Yeah, I just noticed.  Patrick:            I think I have to duck down now. Kat:                Yeah, do you want ... how did that happen? What have we changed? Patrick:            I think this thing dropped down just a hair. Kat:                You think? Hang on. Yeah, we're going to deliberately do this live stream faceless. Just, you know, for reasons of privacy. Patrick:            Hi. For reasons of anonymity. Kat:                Yeah. We want to stay anonymous.  Patrick:            Hip hop anonymous? Kat:                Hip hop anonymous? How did that drop down? I don't know how that happened. Patrick:            I nee

Okay. We're back. Take two, I don't know what's happening. Oh, my God. All right. Okay. Hello people, are you coming back to me? I don't know what happened, Facebook just decided to finish the live stream. Hey Anna, okay. It's all under control, except for this sweat situation that's not remotely under control. Let me wait for a moment and let people jump back on. I kind of can't even believe how much I'm actually sweating right now. It's not like I don't control the time, I know what it's like, but my body is in total shed mode right now, I can just feel it. I think it's about to start dripping off my chin at any moment. Fortunately, I have a top here. Like I know none of this is really a big deal, it's just the live stream dropped out. But it's kind of like, it's exactly what I was talking about on the previous live. It's just like things just keep happening and you're like, "I'm really trying to fucking releas

Okay. Now I don't see anything. What's happening? Is this real? Is it a fantasy? Is it a dream? Can you see me? Am I in the dark? I don't even fucking care. It's just all fucking happening already. Bali woo-woo magic is all over me like a motherfucker. Hey Larissa. It was so light before and now it's so dark. Why is that happening? Let me look at it on my screen here. Let me see if Facebook's up to its usual tricks where I think that I can be seen from here up, and then if I go and look at it on the laptop I can be seen from like way lower down. I think I remember my posture. Okay, let's see what's happening here. I'm not sideways any more. I did go live sideways before. Shannon, what did you think of my message? I nearly thought I should get that whole message transcribed, Shan, and write it into a blog, because everybody needs to hear that. I was just giving Shannon, my inner circle client, the smack-down of love about being a mom and an entrepreneur, and accept

Hello world, good morning. Good morning from the back of my Towncar service, I'm on the way to the airport. It's totally gone super dark on here, hang on. There we are, okay, I'm back. Okay, I've got tired eyes, I'm super tired. Hey three people, give me a comment, tell me what's up. Hopefully Facebook is going to let me read my comments actually, because I don't have my laptop with me. Hey Anka, how are you? Hello, Rebecca. Yay, comments are working, sometimes they just randomly don't work. Tell me, is my Katrina Ruth Show banner at the bottom of this screen? Because I swear to God, it was just there, now it's not there. Hello gorgeous ladies, hello Leigh, hello Kristine, hello 20 other people who I don't know who you are yet, because your names are no showing. Facebook selectively decides whether or not you get to see your comments, I've noticed, and it also selectively decides who it will show you is on the live stream. You know, like it says, "S

Hi. Hmm. Hello. Okay. Sometimes I get really shy. What do you mean you accidentally clicked on it? It was divined. It's not possible that you clicked on it accidentally. Why, why, is my wifi choosing right now to freeze? What's happening? Reset. Oh my God. Hello, Tamara. Georgine, this jacket is so old. This is like my old faithful. But thank you. I love it. Hi, Tamara. This is like the other side of my studio, you guys. I'm here in my studio. My throne is right there. I nearly just picked up the laptop, and I was like, "Look, there it is." Okay, wait. Hold your horses. Or your wine. Or whatever else do you have. What do you have? Leah, I must admit that when you commented on my post about the ribs, and you said that's awesome, I was like I don't get it. Where's the pun? What's the catch? I don't get it. And I was like, "I think she's being serious." I don't know if I've ever seen it before. Not on a normal Facebook post. I had to rea

Hi. Hello. Hmm. All right, welcome to the show. Welcome, welcome, welcome. I feel like it is going to be a fabulous show. Is it dark? What's happening? No? Yes? Not sure. Okay, let's get comfortable. Megan Underwood what's up? There's a name I feel like I haven't seen for a while. Comfortable as fuck. Am I in the dark? How's the lighting? It feels like it looks super dark on my phone screen. I'm obsessed with lighting you guys, obsessed. Hey, Carly. Obsessed! I've just had the more hilarious afternoon ever. You can't even imagine the hilariousness of the afternoon. Okay, looks okay on my screen. Going to sit up straight. Thank you Emily, back at you. Queen to queen, hey Emma, hey Marie. Say hello if you're there people. Hmm, okay, okay, tell me there if you are there. If you're not there, I suppose you can't tell me to- Why, why? I just made this face to Kelly. Thank you, I was doing filming all afternoon. Matt was over, my videographer Matt and Kell