Cox N' Crendor Show

Jesse returns from the UK and tells of the horrifying 11 hour flight from hell. Crendor just watched old men complain about Obama for two weeks.

Jesse and Crendor return to talk about the only thing that could get Jesse to record a podcast while on a laptop overseas....

The boys return with their very own suspiciously high quality asmr. Also Crendor informs Jesse he's a racist, after learning who gives the best massages. Then they talk about a bunch of sports stuff like they know what they are talking about.

Jesse and Crendor return to talk about what they've been doing since they were last in your ear holes.... it quickly devolves into 30 minutes of 50 Shades of Grey.

So Jesse took the day off to lounge about a drink, then Crendor wanted to do a podcast. This is the result. Also Owls rise up against their human masters, and Crendor and Jesse reveal what they'd do with 80 million dollars.

What starts as a Jesse rant about Starbucks, ends with Crendor completely missing the point. Also the boys discuss strange products to gift at Valentine's Day, that are too quirky, even for Zooey Deschanel. Relevent Pics: http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/369328/slide_369328_4771106_free.jpg http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/369328/slide_369328_4334904_free.jpg

In this episode, the boys get real! They discover Crendor is a women's size 12, Jesse says F U to death, and praise is given to the national treasure that is Left Shark.

In this episode, the boys discuss the important things in life, like themselves. Then Crendor mentions an investigation to find the serial pooper. Jesse is unimpressed.

Jesse and Crendor finally get their bottles of Chlorophyll and as per usual, what should have been a simple tasting turns into a whole nonsensical affair. Also once again, the boys get to the heart of the matter when it comes to yoga pants.

Jesse embarks on his quest to reach 65 for his big payday. Meanwhile Crendor is still sick. This isn't helped by the fact that dieting is hard and Jesse is a mess. They also go crazy and become plant men.

The boys are back, Crendor is sick, Jesse is full of chili, and a book gets written. Also Jesse learns if he can only live to be 65 he'll make a fortune!

As one year ends and another begins, we take a look back at all the wonderful things that Flordia Man gave us. Also Crendor is sick, and offers what may be the most insane cure to a cold ever.

Hey guys, GNOC? Maybe a little FWB? Don't worry, no CD9. Are not sure what the hell we're talking about?! Then you obviously aren't a cool teen! We'll fill you in. Also the boys discuss the scene they wanted most out of the Hobbit, and how you get the mumps!

The boys sit down to watch the new year end, Youtube Rewind. Their opinions differ, in that one thinks it's horrible, and the other thinks it's just bad. David Lynch analyzes the entire affair.

Jesse and Crendor discover the power of the Yumbo, then summarily dismiss it. Also, Crendor takes the time to remind Jesse how much of an old angry bastard he's become.

DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE OR CARE ABOUT SPOILERS. As promised, Jesse and Crendor have both seen Interstellar and now proceed to spoil the movie and talk about it way too long.

You'll notice we changed the titles. Why? Cause I wanted to do clever titles. So I started with a cheesy one! You're welcome internet! - Jesse

Jesse and Crendor wax poetic about the Cox n' Crendor amusement park, rap lyrics, and a new Divergent movie. It's a very important episodes obviously.

On this episode the boys discover that mutants are real, and more importantly that Flordia Man is alive and well. Crendor tries to explain Interstellar and Jesse once again has no clue what he's talking about. All this and more!!!

Jesse and Crendor discuss the finer points of the English language as well as ramble on about stuff that would have been relevant 2 days ago had Jesse not gotten sucked into Warcraft and totally forgot to post this :)