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SEGMENT ONE: Cracking the Code with Celebrity Fan Tim Myers, as we discuss his recent narrative-destroying study of PSV talking points. Also, Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Guest Michael Arace of the Columbus Dispatch stops by to discuss how the Crew situation compares with the Hartford Whalers moving to Carolina in 1997. Also, things and stuff. SEGMENT THREE: Previewing Leg One of the Eastern Conference Finals against Toronto FC.

Recapping Crew vs. NYCFC, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week. Morgan, John, and Darby reflect back on the first two weeks of the #SaveTheCrew movement, and talk about where it goes from here. The final Blood Points of the year are handed out (Battle For The Grand Prize), final prediction update of the year, previewing the second leg of the Eastern Conference Semifinals. 

SEGMENT ONE: #SaveTheCrew SEGMENT TWO: #SaveTheCrew SEGMENT THREE: #SaveTheCrew

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. DC United, Cracking The Code featuring Federico Higuain, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan Darling Thief stops by the show to discuss stuff and also things. Will she know what to do with the tire? SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope to read your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. NYRB, Cracking The Code, and Man Balls of The Week.   SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan and #OcularFuckingMelanoma survivor Mike Cornell joins the program to talk about things, and also about stuff. But what do we do with the tire, Greg?   SEGMENT THREE: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Prediction updates, Crewzers vs. DC United, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Vancouver, Cracking the Code featuring Justin Merman, and Man Balls of The Week.   SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan and number one comedy boy Travis Irvine stops by the show to discuss stuff and things. The panel breaks down Nate Beckman's Crew SC Playoff Forecaster, and talks about what Columbus needs from the final four games of the 2017 season.   SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC vs. New York Red Bulls, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.

SEGMENT ONE: The panel uses their newly-acquired dry erase boards to give you their Top 3 Lists of various, like, things about Columbus Crew SC. Or something. This episode will be bad. SEGMENT TWO: The panel uses their not newly-acquired wireless microphones to talk to the people of Columbus about various topics. You know how John is always talking about doing a Man-On-The-Street thing? Yeah, that's going to happen on segment two. This episode will be bad.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Sporting KC, Cracking The Code, Man Balls. SEGMENT TWO: Oliver Convertini stops by to talk about things and also about stuff. SEGMENT THREE: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.

SEGMENT ONE: Nate Beckman's Playoff Forecaster featuring his goddamned kids and their never-ending lust for yogurt, Cracking The Code, Man Balls of The Week SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan "Cowtown" Ben Beachy stops by the show to talk about things and also about stuff, but what do we do with the tire, Greg? SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope for your Hot Takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Previewing Crew SC vs. Sporting Kansas City, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. FC Dallas, and Man Balls of The Week SEGMENT TWO: Wahlter the Ruccoon stop by the show to talk about things and also about stuff. SEGMENT THREE: Heading live on Periscope to read your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Prediction updates, Crewzers versus Bye Week FC, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Orlando City, Recapping Crew SC vs. LA Galaxy, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week SEGMENT TWO: Stef Steffen stops by the show to talk about things and also stuff. Not only is she a Celebrity Fan and mother to Crew SC starting goalkeeper Zack Steffen, but she's also a human being. We think. Tune in to find out. SEGMENT THREE: Reading your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction scores, Prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC vs. FC Dallas, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Bridgeview Fire, Quick hits on the various of the week, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan and Reddit legend Jonathon Masteller aka Lord_Of_The_Shits stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, but mostly things. Who does this guy think he is? Tune in to find out. SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope for your Hot Takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, the Weather Report with Alex Thomas, Crew SC Playoff Forecaster with Nate Beckman and Nate Beckman's devil children, Previewing Crewzers FC at Orlando City, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at San Jose Earthquakes, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan Todd Fichtenberg makes his record-setting third appearance on the show, as we talk all-things-summer-transfer-window, including his lobster Ethan Finlay heading to Minnesota. SEGMENT THREE: Battle for the Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, Crewzers vs Bridgeview Fire, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Real Salt Lake, Cracking the Code, Man Balls of The Week SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan Karen Crognale stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, her life as a Crew SC fan and an MLS mom, and how she has three grown adult children but still looks like she's 25 years old. SEGMENT THREE: Battle for the Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Predictions Updates, Previewing Crewzers FC at San Jose Earthquakes, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.

Recapping Crew SC vs Philadelphia Union times two, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls. Celebrity MLS shill Andrew King stops by to discuss a proposal for promotion and relegation within Major League Soccer. Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction score, Prediction updates, Crewzers vs. Real Salt Lake, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.

Fresh off a win against a team from the old country of Europe, Crewzers FC prepare for the second half of 2017 - Cracking the Code - Man Balls Multiple celebrity guests from Big Soccer stop by to talk about why Big Soccer is not the worst thing in the world at all.  Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.

CLIP SHOW TIME! We're off this week, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the three most downloaded celebrity guest interviews of 2017. Whose fucking kid is this?

Recapping Crew SC vs Atlanta United Eff Semens, Recapping Crew SC at Minnesota United Eff Semens, Cracking the Code, Man Balls of The Week Celebrity Guest Neil Sika stops by the show to talk about things, and also about stuff. Who smells better: Dwight Burgess or Chris Doran? Tune in to find out. Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, Crewzers vs Bye Week FC, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.

Recapping Crew SC vs. Montreal Impact, "Cracking the Code" featuring a non-robot who is absolutely the real human Dilly Duka, and Man Balls of The Week. Celebrity Fan Travis Irvine stops by to talk about things and stuff, and also to pimp out his comedy album release party or something like that. "Battle for The Grand Prize", Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, Previewing Columbus Crewzers FC vs. Atlanta United FC, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.

Recapping Crew SC at Atlanta United FC, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls Celebrity Fans GCGBAG stop by to talk about how their first half of a season as an official supporter group has gone, and to update us on what they have in store for the rest of the season. What a rare treat. Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, Previewing Crewzers FC vs Montreal Impact, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.