Deadpan Fury

Marcus rants for a couple of minutes about things he doesn't need..like civility, and a particularly garbage word in his vocabulary.

The man of mystery, the priest when everybody else wants to be bandits. In this quick carryover from Ugly Inner Child we talk about how to play a character who might not have the parties best interest at heart.

The Statement of Randolph Carter- HP Lovecraft. I flubbed a few lines, but the guy was a racist.

Marcus reads an excerpt from (former)Friend of the show and longtime DPF poster Nette! "Someone to catch me" chapter 25

Intro music Henpecked Blues, by the Ben Bernie Orchestra This is almost a single take read through of HP Lovecraft the racists tale "The Nameless City" and Marcus throws in some notes and profanity as he attempts to read through it. Enjoy what has never been enjoyed and listen to the unlistenable!

Marcus reads Nyarlathotep by HP Lovecraft who was a huge Ahole racist "even for his era". Dude was a dickhole. Intro Song "I cried for you" written by Gus Arnheim and Abe Lyman

An extra 10 minutes of Marcus complaining about his entirely optional past time that he chooses to do of his own will. 4 tips to running a PbP more smoothly.

Listen to Marcus rant about one of his chosen hobbies that he prioritizes above all others and what he dislikes about the 'fun' he willingly inflicts upon himself. This is a broad strokes rant about playing by post, how it differs from writing, and how to make it run smoother. part 2 will contain more practical information about running better PbP games.

The first Marcus free episode of Deadpan Fury. Khonshu purrs into the phone for a minute and a half.

Marcus sings a song to unite the world, then proceeds to tell off half his friends list. He doesn't even get political, opting not to mention that dough head. Social Distancing since 73 baybee

Low RES audio of Don and Marcus talking about character engagement and creation in their respective ugly Inner Child RPGs. Part 1 here now, Parts 1&2 on the Ugly Inner Child cast in higher quality later.

This might be catching up with Toner in a fairly standard phone call I happened to record. Little to no comedy, no bits, no topics. No sound guy. No way of knowing if anybody actually picks up

A rambling overview of a 24/7/365 workplace shutting down. and Marcus hernia might have just outlasted his job.

I was going to talk about State of Decay 2, social distancing, and other stuff but then my cat got involved.

Yeah it sucks...

a hard hitting, objective look at the most factual, least made up, totally not fake conspiracy on the internet.

Marcus rambles about stuff you probably already watched by now. And one show that you probably didn't.And probably still won't. Life is a never ending series of futile gestures. Enjoy your mini episode.

Marcus is branching out....to a second show he'll probably ignore too! Wait,no? Ugly Inner Child will be recording new episodes every sunday and will focus on the Pathfinder 1st edition RPG. Here's a brief rundown of that show. As for Deadpan Fury? We're still a bit behind, but we'll be back soonish. Im still paying so we're still in business.

Sources for the Operation varsity Blues Rant include: https://www.justice.gov/usao-ma/pr/arrests-made-nationwide-college-admissions-scam-alleged-exam-cheating-athletic https://www.npr.org/2019/03/12/702539140/u-s-accuses-actresses-others-of-fraud-in-wide-college-admissions-scandal http://time.com/5549872/loughlin-huffman-charged-college-admisions-bribery-scandal/ https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/felicity-huffman-lori-loughlin-charged-in-college-admissions-bribery-scam-report Pathfinder: Scaling encounters on the fly Marcus is trying to stay busy at https://www.patreon.com/dhaise

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