Undercover Trucker: How I Saved America By Truckin' Towels For The Taliban

In Episode #4, Billy Big Rig introduces us to his "Sand Freightliner" cellmate, Qaboos.  His new friend tries to share the basic tenents of Islam with Billy, but Billy has a problem with any religion where a fella can't eat pork.  But friendship is friendship, and when Billy catches wind of Qaboos' plan to escape with several of his fellow Islamic prisoners, Billy feels compelled to tell the warden -- not because he doesn't think Qaboos should be free, but because he would miss him as a friend.  The warden has long since stopped accepting requests for a personal audience with Billy... but this time, well... the warden is interested.  Billy finds himself in the warden's office, handcuffed naked to a cold, metal chair, faced with the warden, two "Freightliner" guards, and the most evil man to draw breath in the latter part of the 20th Century -- Bill Clinton. WARNING!  Billy sees himself as the very milk of human kindness and racial understanding.  (Not so much with the gays, however.)  You will not see him in