Reel Phonies

The CW took their 5 DC superhero shows and mashed them together with a healthy portion of fan service to bring us Crisis on Infinite Earths. As all the worlds in all the multiverse are threatened with extinction, we want to take a moment to discuss what really matters: Are these TV budget costumes good? Wasn't that guy on Scrubs? and, most importantly, is this fun, absurd, campy spectacle better or worse than Michael Bay's Transformers?