Grits To Glitz

Amy and Bay are together in tiny Townsend, Tennessee, and It's A Real HOOT!!! Get it? Hoot? We heard hootie owls? GET IT? OK, yes, we may have been drinking at the time. We pulled a Harper Valley PTA at an HOA meeting, and then we went shopping for shoes, and we got pedicures, and we had lunch, and we rode an alpine coaster, and it was the best best-friends-and-booze bonanza in the boonies we could have ever asked for! If you go to Cades Cove, you must dine at the Burger Master. No excuses! Write to us and tell us your best hootie owl story. Bay@gritstoglitz.com or Amy@gritstoglitz.com or HarperValleyScandals@gritstoglitz.com!!! Crocs sandals aren't as ugly as the Crocs clogs! Seriously, China Glaze should give us free stuff as much as we shill for 'em: In Awe of Amber is gorgeous! Little cabin in the woods! (Amy's cabin is for rent, y'all!) Delicious drive-in dining at the Burger Master (meister burger...) Smoky Mountain Alpine Coaster is totally worth the time! Is this microblading thing a scary eyebro