Grits To Glitz

PAR-TAY!!!! Right? Well, right? Like, y'know, like people do in, like, Las Vegas? Where Amy lives? But this time, the lights are going to go out where Bay lives, the band of totality of the Great American Eclipse on August 21st! But Amy's still gonna party. With friends. Who drop by Las Vegas. Because it's a vacation destination. (Dammit!) We're fine, Amy's fine, Bruce is fine, and we love looking up old baby items because our mommy tried to kill us with the 1960's versions of "car seats," dammit! Speaking of Mommy Dearest - did we ever tell you how we shielded each other from her wrath? No? Well, then this episode is the one for you! Call us! 44-222-96269!   - Eclipse maps! - Genetic testing! - Key Largo resort! - Tenn Tech! - Chandelier Bar! - Stuff we sorta remember from our infant years!