Grits To Glitz

She ain't getting old! Dammit. Now, listen, we have a lot to talk about. There's Amy's startling new fashion obsession. There's a new Frenchie in our lives, and she snores. Bay's eclipse menu is more like a bridal shower, and we all want to go to St. Louis to see Amy's new foster dog. Finally, programmers, help Vocabulary Vixen out: How do you say the singular of "parentheses"???  Project Runway's Season 16 - Should we hate the twins? (Bay doesn't.) (Yet.) Amy likes house dresses, but doesn't wear 'em to Walmart. The horror of Ta Ta Towels! ALOHA!!!!! She snores. We die. Where are y'all parking for the Great American Eclipse of 2017? French Bulldog National Specialty's gonna be in St. Louis!