Talking Beards with The Beardcaster

Possibly one of the most iconic beards in the history of beards, I was joined by Santa Clause!  A few months of rest makes this jolly fella hungry for some perfectly toasted bread and leads him to Morgan's On The Square in Chardon, Ohio, and to me.  What a perfect time I had asking Santa the "hardball" questions and finding out some cool history of Christopher Kringle.  Possibly one of the most interesting individuals I have ever met, Santa discussed some interesting topics.  We discussed his immense knowledge of UFO lore, Viking beard history, Amish culture, and making children happy.  Old St. Nick was full of fun stories about beards and other assorted historical facts such as his possible influence of Thomas Edison and thirst of money and power.  Sometimes giving coal to those who are all about "power" causes them to turn lemons into lemonade.  Santa talks about the imposters found at the local malls and their lack of commitment to the true spirit of what he is about.  The Beardcaster is all about promotin