Calling All Dwaynes

The noms are out and once again the D-Man has been snubbed by the Academy. Did they not see Central Intelligence?! Or that Ford commercial where he holds up the tires?! Clearly the Old Man Who Lives in a Lighthouse and Watches all the Movies has a serious anti-Dwayne bias. And maybe a bit too much of a liking for La La Land. Also: Flea’s acting career, Ana Whim, the orphanage we’re always talking about, and we congratulate ourselves on making our character a transgender woman.