Doopcast - Philadelphia Union

Just like a killjoy police officer, the Union stopped yet another streak.  Usually our trips to the bed pan are just like a broken pencil… and are pointless.  But this time it was different. The back four was outstanding as they provided more coverage on the pink cow's forwards than all the gel did on Kyle Martino's hair, and just maybe this point might be as famous as the extended digit of William Penn on top of city hall (which absolutely does NOT look like his willy from a certain angle!)