Solid Cat

It's the Solid Cat Christmas Music Spectacular as Demosthenes and Valerie the Space Cowboy count down their favorite Christmas songs of all time. But we would just have that alone in the podcast; oh no. The stockings are stuffed with: cheap DVD's, El Assholo, Dole Pineapple Whip, Dildo Grabbins, Chambord-spiked smoothies, Leonard Nimoy, a raccoon with a vendetta, "You can't kill CRAZY," Top 10 most dangerous Xmas toys including actual uranium, Dominic the Donkey, Val's hatred for both Josh Grobin and "TSO," Avenger vibrators, the King of Versailles, and a Benise Bonus! Phew. And the credits go askew in a hurry. Man, we're better than any of those Hallmark Hall of Fame Christmas movies. FACT!