Solid Cat

It's the Season 3 Premiere of Solid Cat. Our hometown of Pico Rivera, California, is the UNDISPUTED World Champion of illegal fireworks. If we can't stop the influx of illegal fireworks, what chance to we have against drugs and guns. Valerie says North Carolina is "Virginia's Mexico." In the World Cup, D-mo asks "How do say, 'taken behind the woodshed,' in Portuguese?" We have an absolute gem about jizz from ESPN's Tommy Smyth. We talk about the real ass-ball-huggy-thingy; it's like a schlong sling. Mel Brooks has ruined D-mo, as he now channels Peter Boyle. We talk about a Bob Hope movie (???). Meat falls off the back of a truck, and we have marble vaginas and bad German accents. Val regales with tales of the sweet melody of cats in heat. We have villains holding koalas and frozen burritos, inspired by Disney's Frozen. And now, we dance - *umtzz*umtzz*umtzz* This is Solid Cat... SEASON THREE!